A FEW QUESTIONS for senatorial candidates that won’t probably be asked on live TV:

Migz Zubiri
The latest SWS survey showed you’re at No. 15. Pretend that election cheating is legal. Will you cheat to win?

Jamby Madrigal
In a radio interview, you claimed, “Ako ang pinakamahirap sa mga Madrigal.” Define ‘mahirap’ without offending the genuinely poor.

Jack Enrile
A car travelling at an average speed of 40 mph was ambushed by unidentified gunmen in another vehicle that was travelling at an average speed of 80 mph. How long before the survivor recants?

Chiz Escudero
Mark Twain wrote,”Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.” Elaborate.

Marwil Llasos and JC De Los Reyes
Without citing verses from the Bible and/or other Paleolithic passages, defend your staunch opposition to the RH Law and same sex relationship.

Koko Pimentel
History. If your ex-wife’s name is Cleopatra, who is the love of her life?

JV Ejercito and Alan Peter Cayetano
Two Estradas, two Cayetanos, and probably, two Enriles together in the Senate. And we’re a country of almost 100 million people. Convince us there’s still a god. Show evidence.

Grace Poe
Are you as annoyingly respectful in person as depicted in those political ads?

Greco Belgica
Some of your tweets were homophobic. Explain the evolution of your bigotry.

Bam Aquino
In your TV ad, you said that Ninoy, Cory and Noynoy inspired you. Were you not inspired by your father?

Nancy Binay
Given two decks of cards and zero track record, calculate the probability that you’ll win a Senate seat if your last name was not Binay.

pepMitos Magsaysay
What part of “NO!” don’t you understand?

Cynthia Villar
Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura? If yes, when? If not, demonstrate!

Ernie Maceda, Mr. Exposé
If you were to expose something about yourself, what will it be and why?

Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP)
On a scale of 1 to Diocese of Bacolod, how vengeful are you?
“Always tell the truth. If you can’t always tell the truth, don’t lie.”
~Author Unknown

Pic of the Weak

You Have Spoken
Sa palagay mo, sino ang nagsasabi ng totoo?
-JAMES Yap 48.46%
-WALA akong pakialam sa kanila. 40.83%
-KRIS Aquino 10.71%

Sound Bites
“Marami na po tayong napatunayan sa landas ng pagkakaisa, pagkakawanggawa, at pagmamalasakit sa kapwa: hindi imposibleng bumangon mula sa halos isang dekadang pagkadapa; hindi suntok sa buwan ang muling maaninag ang kaunlaran, lalo na para sa mga kababayan nating higit na nangangailangan.”
~President Aquino (Lenten 2013)

Have a safe and fun vacation!

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