SENATOR, COVID19 POSITIVE

“Sa kabila pala ng aking matinding pag-iingat ay ito pa ang mangyayari. May nabasa pa nga ako, baka raw karma.”

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OF SEX JOKES AND DISASTERS

When told by host, Christian Esguerra, that his brother, Antonio ‘Tonypet’ Albano, was among those who voted for the shutdown of the country’s largest network, the governor let out an awkward laugh.

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Extra, Extra

RUMORS, FACTOIDS AND HUMOR 2020

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SHOOKT: OF SURVEYS, VICTORIES AND RIOTS

Duterte’s performance rating soars; Lower House leaders get lower; riot erupts in Bilibid, and DepEd declares victory over COVID19.

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STUPID, F*CKNG SHIT

Sen. Panfilo Lacson described Mikey Arroyo’s suggestion as “stupidity” while DFA Sec. Teddyboy Locsin tweeted, “You fucking shet.”

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STUPID, F*CKNG SHIT

Sen. Panfilo Lacson described Mikey Arroyo’s suggestion as “stupidity” while DFA Sec. Teddyboy Locsin tweeted, “You fucking shet.”

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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE PICTURESQUE

The Philippines is set to run Phase 3 clinical trials for the Russian vaccine from October 2020 to March 2021.

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WHY DID THE OSTRICH CROSS THE ROAD?

Duterte, Cynthia Villar and many others answer the age-old question.

UPDATE: The recaptured ostrich was eventually released because authorities didn’t think it was a flight risk.

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CYNTHIA?! (And the Twitterverse explodes!)

Here are some of most savage, funniest, and wittiest reactions to Cynthia Villar’s statement on medical frontliners.

MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS have called for a return to Enhanced Community Quarantine (ECQ) in Metro Manila for two weeks only (August 1 to 15) to recalibrate strategies against COVID-19.

When Cynthia Villar was asked about the medical frontliners’ appeal during a radio interview, she said, “Hindi na siguro. Pagbutihin nila ang trabaho nila. (Laughs) Hindi pwedeng isara ang ekonomiya.”

As expected, “Cynthia Villar” became the No. 1 trending topic on Twitter. Here’s how netizens reacted to her statement.

Sana, kung paano nagalit ang iba kay Cynthia Villar, ganun din ang galit sa kapalpakan ng pinuno nila, si Mr. Gasolina. Siya ang pinakamalala sa lahat!

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SURPRISE RECOVERY

The DOH has re-classified active mild and asymptomatic COVID19 cases as “recovered.”

IN YET ANOTHER bewildering move, the Department of Health implemented a “mass recovery” adjustment. All mild and asymptomatic active COVID19 cases were re-classified as “recovered.” They claimed it’s in the guidelines of the World Health Organization.

An expert from UP weighs in on the issue:

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