IN OBSERVANCE of All Saints Day, here’s the updated version of my post called ‘Predicted Epitaphs of Famous Filipinos.’
Kris Aquino: “And then there was silence.”
President Aquino: “Higang matuwid.”
Vice President Binay: “Hello darkness my old friend.”
Mar Roxas: “Oras Na.”
Grace Poe: “Totoo na ‘to. Ipagpapatuloy ko na ang sinimulan ni FPJ.”
Miriam Defensor-Santiago: “Here lies a survivor. But I lied. Hahahaha”
Mayor Duterte: “Mapilit kayo eh! Sige, tatakbo na ako. Paano?!?”
Junjun Binay: “Reunited with his political career.”
Erap: “Went forth and multiplied. Mission accomplished.”
MILF Chairman Al Haj Murad: “At last… peace!”
Juan Ponce Enrile: “O ano?! Happy na kayo.”
Manny Pacquiao: “118-112, 116-112, 120-108 all in favor of Death.”
Nancy Binay: “Too much cake will kill you.
Sharon Cuneta: “’Pag ‘di pa ako pumayat, ewan ko na lang.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“Senator Poe called me up last Friday and requested that I be substituted by Edu Manzano. I said, no problem, I’m okay with it. In the first place, being invited to be a guest candidate is a privilege and it can be withdrawn anytime.”
~Former senator Panfilo Lacson
Enjoy your weekend!
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