Modernong mga Kasabihan 2013
[At ang mga naging inspirasyon ng mga ito]
Lawmakers and Pork Barrel
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon
sa ghost NGOs pa rin ang tuloy
Honesty is the best… theoretically.
Janet Napoles, Jinggoy Estrada, Bong Revilla, Gringo Honasan Lito Lapid, and other lawmakers linked to the pork barrel scam
Nasa tao ang gawa
Nasa mga ‘yan ang biyaya
Tell me who your friends are
… and I will tell you to go to hell.
Keep your friends close…
they know your secrets.
Birds of a feather
Janet and Jeane Napoles
Ang maling ginagawa ng matatanda
Ini-enjoy ng mga bata
Ang taong nagigipit
Kay Lorna Kapunan kumakapit
President Aquino and Comm. Ruffy Biazon
Ang pagsasabi ng tapat
Pagbibitiw ay ‘di tinatanggap
Corrupt Customs Employees
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
Nag-iibayo ang kakapalan
Customs, Enrile, Belmonte and other alleged padrinos
A phone call a day keeps the revamp away.
Vice President Binay
The early bird…
gets the campaign contributions.
Ex-future lawmaker Annabelle Rama
If at first you don’t succeed…
Kapag may isinuksok
Kung gaano kataas ang lipad…
sa runway sumasadsad
Ang tumatakbo ng matulin…
sinungaling! (Traffic ‘no!)
Man does not live by P18,000 alone.
The penis mightier than the sward.
Pope Francis’ Acceptance of Gay Priests
Huli man at magaling…
Early to bed and early to rice,
makes a man fat.
The best things in life…
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
The revelations in the comments section of this blog about Janet Napoles and the pork barrel scam are riveting, revealing, eye-opening, and infuriating. We are doomed! T*ng-i*a nilang lahat!
In Other News
The National Capital Region has identified the five crime-prone areas in the metro: Monumento, Baclaran, Kalentong, University Belt, and the corner of Edsa and E. Rodriguez Avenue/Aurora Blvd in Cubao. Surprisingly, the list didn’t include Batasan Complex or the Bureau of Customs.
Have a fun weekend!
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