WHISTLE-BLOWERS in the multibillion peso pork barrel scam are in possession of five notebooks reportedly containing evidence of Janet Lim-Napoles’ alleged transactions with lawmakers. According to the Philippine Daily Inquirer, one of the notebooks contains Napoles’ contact persons and their phone numbers. In totally unrelated news, Smart and Globe reported a surge in sales of new SIM cards.

According to the whistleblowers, Janet Lim-Napoles is using code names for some lawmakers she’s having transactions with. The alleged pork barrel queen uses the alias “Pogi” for Bong Revilla. Sought for reaction, Revilla said he would hire a beauty expert to verify if he’s really pogi.

The witnesses say there are two code names for Jinggoy Estrada. One is “Kuya” – which is self-explanatory. And another is “Sexy” – which tarnishes the witnesses’ credibility.

According to two witnesses, Janet Napoles’ code names for Jinggoy Estrada are “Kuya” and “Sexy.” They didn’t say though if one was pang-araw and the other’s panggabi.

Juan Ponce Enrile has been repeatedly linked to Janet Lim-Napoles. In fact, she allegedly uses the code name “Tandâ” for him. When Enrile heard this, he said, “Inuulit ko, hindi ko kilala si Pangit.”

Alyas Pogi
Bong Revilla will reportedly deliver a privilege speech to defend himself against pork barrel scam allegations. We can’t wait to listen. In these trying times, the public badly needs something to laugh about.

Typhoon Nakaw
A petition asking PAGASA to name typhoons after corrupt politicians has been launched online. But the weather bureau rejected it because there’s not enough typhoons to accommodate all names.

The Client
On GMA NewsTV’s State of the Nation, news anchor Jessica Soho asked Atty. Lorna Kapunan, “Do you think Napoles is clean, and not a corrupt person?” Kapunan replied, “I think I need a lawyer.” I think you answered it well.

Asked by Jessica Soho if she believed that Janet Napoles was clean, and not a corrupt person, Lorna Kapunan answered, “I think I need a lawyer.” The Napoleses replied, “I think you need a new client.”

The camp of Janet Lim-Napoles is asking authorities to allow her to have a yaya inside the detention facility. Apparently, Kapunan wants a sideline.

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During a pivotal Congressional hearing on Syria, US senator John McCain was caught by a camera playing poker on his phone. To be fair to McCain, it was Senator Enrile who started the trend.

Former beauty titlist Jewel May Lobaton, estranged wife of Sen. Koko Pimentel has formally asked the court to annul their marriage. Saying the senator is “psychologically incapacitated,” Lobaton’s lawyer Salvador Panelo reveals, “In their 12-year marriage, Koko never uttered the words ‘I love you’ to Jewel.” I wonder if Anthony Golez did.

Top 5 Words Often “Uttered” by Koko Pimentel During His 12-Year Marriage to Jewel Lobaton (That May Have Offended the Beauty Queen)

No. 5: Dinaya ako ni Migz.

No. 4: Dinaya ako ni Migz.

No. 3: Bes, gutom ako. Nagluto ka na ba?

No. 2: Dinaya talaga ako ni Migz.

No. 1: Sabi ko, gutom ako! ‘Di mo ba ako narinig ‘teh?!?

The co-founder of Google, Sergey Brin and his wife have reportedly called it quits. Brin is now searching.

Claudine vs. Raymart
At the Marikina Regional Trial Court Thursday, Claudine Barretto was asked about Raymart Santiago. The actress said, “‘Wag na nating pag-usapan. Hindi naman siya importanteng tao at hindi rin siya sikat.” To which Raymart replied, “Ayaw ko na pong mag-comment sa sinabi ng nag-iisang Superstar slash Megastar slash Star for All Seasons ng Pilipinas. Thank you.”

Asked if she’s willing to reconcile with her estranged husband Raymart Santiago, actress Claudine Barretto answered, “Hindi na.” Raymart is throwing a party.
“Leadership is a privilege to better the lives of others. It is not an opportunity to satisfy personal greed.”
~Mwai Kibaki

Sound Bites
“He will go down in history after all his boasting and his preening. ‘Yan, his old age will be his own punishment. Hindi pa siya lusot. His name would be ruined if he is convicted. You no longer have the time to erase that blot in your record.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago on her “best best friend,” Senator Enrile

“Ang ginagawa namin, mula sa PDAF ng mga congressman napunta sa NGOs na peke iyong pera tapos pinambibili namin ng dollar para dalhin sa US, via bank transfer.”
~Former Janet Napoles employee to ABS-CBN News

Happy weekend!

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