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ABANDONED

2 08 2017

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DUTERTE FANATIC Bruce Rivera threatened to file criminal charges against Rappler, its CEO Maria Ressa and reporter Pia Ranada for allegedly calling him and his fellow Ka-DDS “trolls.” Rivera also took offense at Prof. Winnie Monsod who called him and Mocha Uson “trolls” during a TV guesting. In a related development, trolls from Scandinavian folklore and Norse mythology are filing a case against Rappler and Winnie Monsod for comparing them to Bruce Rivera and Mocha Uson.

The Parojinogs
Drug suspect and Ozamiz City Mayor Reynaldo Parojinog, his wife Susan, and 13 others were killed in a pre-dawn raid on the family’s compound last Sunday. Photos of their lifeless, bullet-ridden bodies are now circulating online. Neighbors described that fateful Sunday as “one of the bloodiest” while President Duterte described it as “one of my favorites.”

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The mayor’s daughter, Vice Mayor Nova Princess Parojinog and her brother, Reynaldo Jr. were arrested and detained at Camp Crame. They will stay there until the day “na sila ay manlaban.” Abangan!

VACC
Detained Ozamiz City Vice Mayor Nova Princess Parojinog is asking the VACC to help investigate the death of her parents and 13 others in a raid last Sunday. Vowing swift action, the VACC has started to gather information on the whereabouts of Sen. Leila De Lima when the raid was conducted.

Reckless
In a recent speech in New York City, US President Donald Trump told cops to be rough and not to be “too nice” to suspected criminals. Police chiefs from around the world condemned Trump’s statement calling it “reckless,” “irresponsible,” and Duterte-inspired.

Unprofessional
Responding to Trump’s “irresponsible” and “unprofessional” statement, the New York Police Department said, “Our training and policies only allow for measures that are reasonable and necessary under any circumstances.” To which, Supt. Marvin Marcos said, “Pwede pala ‘yun?”

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Abandoned
Emilita Apostol-Alvarez, wife of House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez revealed he abandoned her for another woman last year. When your husband’s role model is a guy named Rodrigo Duterte, what do you expect?

Abandoned II
House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez abandoned his wife, Emilita last year. He now lives with another woman. But Emelita says she won’t give up on her marriage to philandering Pantaleon because she’s the legal wife. And Elizabeth Zimmerman was like, “‘Yan din ang sabi ko noon.”

Shabu Shipment
Customs Commissioner Nicanor Faeldon is under fire for his agency’s failure to stop the entry of a shipment of 605 kilos of high-grade “shabu” estimated to be worth 6.4-billion pesos last May. During a Lower House hearing, congressmen ganged up on him and called for his immediate resignation. But on Tuesday in Malacañang, Presidente Duterte told Faeldon he would not be fired.. He also told House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez to try harder next time.

The Priest
Monsignor Arnel Lagarejos, a 55-year-old priest, was arrested while taking a 13-year-old girl to a motel in Marikina City. Grabe. THIRTEEN YEARS OLD? That’s a minor offense.

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Apology
In Episode 3 of ‘Game of Thrones,’ Daenerys Targaryen apologized for the atrocities committed by her father Aerys II, the Mad King. The atrocities happened long before Dany was born. That’s the reason why the apology came as a shock and disappointment to Imee Marcos.
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“Surrender is no guarantee that an armed police officer will not shoot you.
~Steven Magee

Sound Bites
“As an addict user of the opioid Fentanyl, Duterte is the No. 1 drug addict in the Philippines and is the most fitting target of the police units that he has turned into death squads and corrupted with money and promotions.”
~CPP Founding Chair Jose Ma. Sison

“If he is a true revolutionary leader, he should come home and join his people. The NPA members should realize that while they fight in the field, their leader lives a comfortable life abroad.”
~President Duterte on Jose Ma. Sison

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Bruce Rivera: Wenwen Zaspa/Cebu Daily News; Parojinog Mugshots: ABSCBN News; Emilita Alvarez:ABSCBN News]

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