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THE READER

9 12 2017

GOVERNMENT-PAID “blogger” Mocha Uson recently posted a photo of herself reading, and surrounded by books. The set of law books was apparently a gift from DPWH Sec. Mark Villar. Netizens had fun mocking what they believed was a “staged” photo session. Staged or not, the picture is definitely meme-worthy.

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In Other News…
Reporters slammed MMDA asst. manager for planning Jojo Garcia for joking about killing journalists who wrote “nega” articles about the agency. Garcia reportedly said, “Nasaan na ‘yong kuwarenta’y singko (.45 caliber) ko? Ipatokhang natin ‘yan.” Offended reporters described Garcia’s joke as “tasteless,” “insensitive” and “very presidential.”

Rewarded
Controversial former jueteng bagman-turned-whistleblower Sandra Cam has been appointed by President Duterte to the  board of government cash-cow, PCSO. When she heard this, Vivian Velez was like, “What else should I do? Kulang pa ba?”

Speed Limit
From 60kph, the Metro Manila Development Authority has reduced the “speed limit” on EDSA to 50kph. Which begs the question, why the need to impose a speed limit on a parking lot?

Yes, the MMDA has set the speed limit on EDSA at 50kph. You know what else do we need? A stupidity limit in government offices.
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“Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.”
~Chanda Kaushik

Sound Bites
“These silence breakers have started a revolution of refusal, gathering strength by the day, and in the past two months alone, their collective anger has spurred immediate and shocking results: nearly every day, CEOs have been fired, moguls toppled, icons disgraced.”
~TIME on The Silence Breakers, Person of the Year

Well-deserved.

[Photos: Mocha Uson Facebook; MMDA Jojo Garcia: Rambo Talabong/Rappler]

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