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“Flirting with madness was one thing; when madness started flirting back, it was time to call the whole thing off.”
~Rohinton Mistry, A Fine Balance

Sound Bites: Mayor Duterte
“I don’t care kung ma-disqualify ako. Kapag na-disqualify ako, I will campaign for Binay.”

“They say my timeline is ambitious. Kung hindi ko magawa ‘yan sa tatlong buwan eh ‘di ibigay ko na lang kay Bongbong Marcos ang presidency.”

“Ni-rape nila lahat ng mga babae so ‘yung unang asolte, kasi nag-retreat sila, naiwan ‘yung ginawa nilang cover, ang isa doon ‘yung lay minister na Australyana. Tsk, problema na ito. Paglabas, eh ‘di binalot. Tiningnan ko ‘yung mukha, ‘tang-ina parang artista sa Amerika na maganda. Putang-ina, sayang ito. (Crowd erupts in laughter) Ang nagpasok sa isip ko, ni-rape nila, pinagpilahan nila doon. Nagalit ako kasi ni-rape, oo isa rin ‘yun. Pero napakaganda, dapat ang mayor muna ang mauna. Sayang.” (Crowd cheered)

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photo: Duterte: Inquirer.net]