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IN A HARRY

26 11 2017

HARRY ROQUE, a human rights lawyer-turned-Duterte defender & apologist and potential PDP-Laban candidate for senator took an LRT and MRT ride recently. TV cameras showed him buying a ticket bound for 2019.

Describing his experience, Harry Roque said, “It’s cold and I like it.” The only thing colder was the treatment he got from the other passengers.

1Harry Roque

Exclusive: Transcript of Harry Roque’s conversations with commuters

Harry Roque : O Kuya, napansin ko pagpasok ko ng tren, nakangiti ka. Ok ba ang biyahe mo?

Passenger: It was! Until you came.

Roque:

Passenger:

Roque: O, lipat naman tayo kay Ate sa harap. Ate, kumusta?

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Roque: Manong, kumusta ang biyahe natin?

Passenger: Heto, nakatayo na naman. Akala ko nga kanina makakaupo na ako kasi nauna naman ako sa pila. Eh biglang may mga guwardiyang humawi sa amin dahil may ini-escortan yatang kung sinong VIP. ‘Tang inang ‘yon, abala sa biyahe. Nakita mo ba kung sino ‘yon?

Roque: Naku! Hindi eh.

Passenger: Pasalamat siya at ‘di ko nakita ang pagmumukha niya. Kung hindi, duduraan ko talaga siya.

Roque:

Passenger: At babalyahin paglabas!

Roque: Manong, dito ka na. Palit na tayo ng puwesto. Bababa na pala ako sa next station.

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Roque: In fairness, wala namang aberya. Hindi na masama. Ang lamig pa. Wait, si Kuya si likod, nagtataas ng kamay.

Passenger: Sir, Levy Jamora ho, tubong Masbate. Ang unang tanong ko

Roque: Teka, what do you mean “unang tanong?”

Passenger: Ay! Hindi ho ba presscon ito? Naghakot kasi kayo ng reporters eh.

Roque:

Passenger: Pa-selfie na lang ho. Pwede?

* * * * *

Roque: Hi Ma’am! Kumusta po?

Passenger: Anong kumusta?!?! Punyeta ka. Magpapapogi ka rin lang, nagsama ka pa ng bodyguards at sangkaterbang reporters! Alam mo ba kung gaano kahirap sumakay ng tren leche ka?! Forty-five minutes kaming naghintay tapos aagawan n’yo pa ng space eh siksikan na nga. Gamitin mo naman ang utak mo! Akala mo ba iboboto kita sa 2019? Ulol! Tae ka sa balota ko. Wala kang maaasahang boto sa amin gago!

Roque: Grabe. Ang daming sinabi, nangumusta lang naman ako.

Passenger: May ibinubulong ka d’yan?!?

Roque: Ang sabi ko ho, next time, ‘di na ako mangungumusta! #imbernadettesembrano #ynezveneracion #bwisethrogen #missuniverse #philippines

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Roque: Hi Ate. Ganda naman ng bag mo. Anyway, ano sa tingin mo ang dapat gawin ng gobyerno para maiwasan ang araw-araw na hassle n’yo sa pagsakay sa tren?

Passenger: Dapat ho yata bawat pasahero may bodyguards tapos napapaligiran ng reporters.

Roque:

Passenger: Aminin mo, effective! Nakaupo ka pa nga ‘di ba?

* * * * *

Roque: Ale, kumusta ho ang pagsakay n’yo sa MRT?

Passenger: Uy!!! Familiar ang buhok mo Sir! Sino ka nga ba?

Roque: Guess.

Passenger: Secretary Aguirre?

Roque: Gaga! Hindi!

Passenger: Juana Change?

Roque: Excuse me!

Passenger: Ang hirap naman. Wala bang clue?

Roque: My name starts with H!

Passenger: Ahhhhh! Humpty Dumpty!

Roque: Puta ka. Not funny. Name calling ‘yan.

Passenger: H ‘di ba?

Roque: Yes. ‘Tsaka R.

Passenger: H at R? Tama! Ikaw nga! Hodor!

Roque:

Passenger: Ay! Cubao na pala. Sige ho.

pac
Reports say a “fed up” Manny Pacquiao mulls quitting politics. In response, ‘politics’ said, “I can’t wait.”

A dismayed and discouraged Manny Pacquiao was quoted to have said, “In politics, you wouldn’t know what’s real or not. ” Ironically, he utters the same thing whenever he stares at his wife, Jinkee.
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“Know that the amount of criticism you receive may correlate somewhat to the amount of publicity you receive.”
~Donald Rumsfeld

Sound Bites
“Indeed, the scriptwriters and show runners of the Sereno impeachment complaint must surely now realize that Gadon is the problem. This is the same person who, in a television interview, claimed outrageously that the solution to the peace problem in Mindanao was the extermination of Muslim Filipinos. He used the phrase ‘burahin ang lahi,’ or erase their race.”
~Inquirer Editorial, Gadon wasting our time

Nut case.

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: PhilStar.com; Inquirer.net; PTV News]

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