THIS BLOG’S MOST read posts featured a character inspired by the presidential sister and former presidential daughter Ms. Kris Aquino. On her birthday, I am reposting some of the most commented and shared articles with “Krissy” as either the guest interviewer or the interviewee. We begin this blog with a post from last year at the height of the Corona Impeachment trial: “Slambook Series: Kris Aquino.”

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1: February 7, 2013: Happy Birthday Mr. President

Note to self: ‘Krissy, shut up ka na lang, ok? Maganda ang takbo ng economy!’ Kaya Noy, ikaw na!

No Krissy… ikaw na! Hi-hi

Ayyyy, Bumu-Boy Abunda! Luvvvvvvet! Aha-ha-ha

2: November 10, 2012: Shawie vs. Krissy on “Krissy Returns”

Sandali lang po, two questions na lang. Very active ka sa Twitter and I’m sure nababasa mo rin ang controversial tweets ni Ms Sharon Cuneta.

I don’t follow her.

Oh, you don’t?

Ayokong ma-stress aha-ha-ha But I follow KC.

3: Presiding Officer Kris Aquino: Krissy at the Corona Impeachment Trial

KRISSY: Sandali, what’s your name again?

Congresswoman and House prosecution panel member Marlyn Aggabas, Madam Senate President.

I like your terno. Promise. Bagay sa skin tone mo. Rajo Laurel ba ‘yan?

Patis Tesoro, Your Honor.

Sosyaaal! Can afford.

4: May 18, 2011: Krissy/Manny: Krissy meets the People’s Champ in a ‘challenging’ interview

“Anyway, babalik na po ang Today With Kris soon! It will be called “KrisTV.” In fairness to me huh, ‘yong mga morning talk shows sa kabila, nawala nang lahat pero ako pabalik pa lang. Winner ‘di ba? Aha-ha-ha!”

4: August 10, 2010: Noynoy Interviews Krissy

NOY: Mga kaibigan, ang aking pinakabatang kapatid, si Kris Aquino.
KRISSY: Hi Noy! Sorry, how do I address you nga pala? Bro? Mr. President? Kuya? Baka kasi sabihin nila rude ako if I just call you Noy.
“Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.”
~ Richard Peck, Secrets at Sea

“Maghanda ka. Dahil mayroon akong parliamentary immunity. Ibubulgar ko lahat ng kasalanan mo. Pati ang sexuality mo. ‘Tapos ikaw hindi ka na senador wala ka nang parliamentary immunity. Pag sumagot ka sa akin, idedemanda kita ng libel.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago to Senator Lacson

“I am sorry to disappoint the lady senator. If she’s insinuating some lunatic idea about my sexuality, let me emphasize this—I am not gay and I don’t intend to be one.”
~Sen. Panfilo Lacson

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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IN A HUGE gathering in Cebu City the other day, President Aquino openly campaigned for the Liberal Party coalition’s senatorial candidates – much to the delight of the candidates who attended this year’s first ever miting de avance.

Have you seen the TV advertisement of the United Nationalist Alliance? According to UNA spokesperson and Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco, that is “not premature campaigning.” Like their rivals in the LP coalition, Tiangco is NOT insulting the public’s intelligence. He’s assuming we don’t have any.

President Aquino says UNA was first to launch its TV ad and campaign sorties because the party has more to prove. UNA retaliated by saying LP candidates were lagging in pre-election surveys despite the airing of their TV ads as early as August 2012. The public is now confused. Who’s pot, who’s kettle?

Did you notice the weather? PAGASA says we will experience cooler mornings until March. Hopefully, this cools off Senator Miriam and Senator Enrile.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago said Senate President Enrile was being “malicious” when he mentioned during an interview her low grade in the bar exam. Just so you know, Santiago did not top the bar after scoring only 78 percent. To be fair, that rating is still impressive… on Rotten Tomatoes.

Karen Davila’s interview with Senator Santiago the other day was so intense her blood pressure shot up… to twice her bar exam rating.

According to Sen. Panfilo Lacson, Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago is a “crusading crook” who “doesn’t have a single shred of integrity in her veins and moral ascendancy over any mortal on earth.” To which, Bubby Dacer’s ashes replied, “Sige! Ikaw na, ikaw na ang ubod nang linis! Perfect ka eh.”

laceLance Armstrong
Appearing on ‘Oprah,’ disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has come clean, and admitted he had told us lies. Can we ask ‘Oprah’ to invite as guest those cops involved in the Atimonan shooting?

Or maybe, she could invite Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile and talk about that fake ambush in 1972.

Lance Armstrong has apologized to his advertisers for concealing the truth. When will some advertisers apologize to the buying public for telling us lies?

Liquor Ban
The Metro Manila Department Authority has asked the Commission on Elections to extend the 2-day liquor ban to 45 days. Or as Baron Geisler would call it, “Harsh!”

Launched in 2001, Wikipedia announced that it just turned 12 last January 15. If I were you though, I wouldn’t trust this piece of information. Try another source.
“You don’t win battles with hate. Anger and hate can make you brave, make you strong, but they also make you stupid. You end up tripping over your own two feet.” (Hadrian)”
― Michael J. Sullivan, Theft of Swords

Sound Bites
“Kung di ba malisyoso yung tao na ‘yon, pati ‘yon (bar exam issue) isasama niya sa debate? Ang debate tungkol sa P2 million na rinegalo niya sa mga senador. Bakit dadalhin niya kung saan saan? What about you? What if I say you have body odor? Wala nang katapusan ‘yan?”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago on Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile (via ANC’s Headstart)

“She’s crusading crook” who “doesn’t have a single shred of integrity in her veins and moral ascendancy over any mortal on earth.”
~Sen. Panfilo Lacson on Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Have a great weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.