HERE’S PART III of our series of questions for senatorial candidates. I’ve included some for local bets and future Tarlac governor Kris Aquino.
Bawat buka ng iyong bibig ay nababanggit ang pangalan ni Fernando Poe Jr: “Dahil kay FPJ” “Kung wala si FPJ” “Laban ni FPJ” “Nasimulan ni FPJ” “Turo ni FPJ” blah blah blah FPJ. Ano po bang klaseng ina si Susan Roces?
Sa estimate ng iyong strategists, ilang percentage points ang posibleng madagdag sa iyong Pulse Asia at SWS survey ratings matapos itampok sa dalawang magkasunod na episodes ng ‘Maalaala Mo Kaya’ ang kwento ng buhay ng iyong ama?
Alan Peter Cayetano
In 140 characters or less, defend ‘political dynasty.’
Namamayagpag ka sa senatorial surveys, at kung paniniwalaan ang mga ito, tiyak na ang panalo mo bilang legislator. Hindi ka ba natatakot?
Aminado kang malaki ang naging impluwensya sa ‘yo ni Ninoy Aquino – ang iyong tiyo. Ano naman ang naging impluwensya, if at all, ni Tessie Aquino-Oreta, ang iyong tiya?
Kung pagkakaisa at pagkakaunawaan ang susi sa pag-unlad, paano mo ipaliliwanag ang pag-unlad n’yo ni Jinggoy?
Ayon sa Pulse Asia, ang iyong mga patalastas ang pinaka-tumatak sa isip ng publiko. Gaano kalaking tulong ang premature campaigning sa iyong kandidatura?
Aga Muhlach (Camarines Sur)
Kung mananalo kang kongresista, paano mo lalabanan ang antok sa Kongreso?
Annabelle Rama (Cebu)
Ilang buwan ka na ring walang kaaway. Ok ka lang ba?
If you decide to seek the gubernatorial post in Tarlac in 2016 at iiwan mo permanently ang showbiz, how can we thank you?
Kung kayo ay isang hayop, bakit buwaya?
Kung ikaw ay mananalo, ang termino mo ay three years lamang. Kung matutupad ang pangako mong libreng edukasyon sa bawat mag-aaral, sapat na pagkain sa bawat mesa, at tiyak na trabaho sa bawat Pilipino, ano ka – magician?
SENATOR Loren Legarda accused a fellow Team PNoy candidate of orchestrating a smear campaign to destroy her reputation. Some sources say the candidate is male, a re-electionist, and separated from his wife. Alan Peter Cayetano immediately issued a statement saying his marriage is very much intact.
Sen. Loren Legarda says a fellow Team PNoy candidate is out to destroy her. Legarda hints the mysterious candidate is male and a re-electionist – much to the relief of ex-senator Jamby Madrigal who is not a re-electionist.
Reports say Kris Aquino has given the impression that she won’t vote for the entire Team PNoy slate. Loren Legarda too.
Asked if she’d vote for UNA’s Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino answered, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t answer.” She just said yes.
On whether or not she’s voting for Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino said, “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having friends and with supporting their friends.” But the TV host refused to elaborate and said, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position.” She just did.
Acknowledging the fact that the Binay dynasty is unbeatable in Makati City, TV host Kris Aquino – herself a registered Makati voter said she’ll just look for another city where she could possibly run for mayor. In other news, Herbert Bautista is worried.
Former president Joseph Estrada admits the mayoral race between him and Mayor Alfredo Lim in Manila is neck and neck – which is a bit surprising since Erap does not have a neck.
Pamela and the President
Hollywood bombshell Pamela Anderson has invited President Aquino to dinner to discuss the plight of elephant Mali. Animal rights activists say Mali is living a really “lonely” life in Manila. Perhaps the only thing lonelier is President Aquino.
According to reports, President Aquino turned down the invitation of Pamela Anderson. Sayang! The President and Pamela would have been a good match. The playboy and the playmate.
“Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.”
~ Steve Jobs
“I’m now a voter in Makati, but open naman ako kasi alam kong hindi matitibag ang mga Binay doon, so maghahanap na lang ako ng ibang siyudad sa Metro Manila kung saan pwede.”
~Presidential sister Kris Aquino on running for public office in 2016
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