August 21
August 21, 2011: The nation commemorates the 28th death anniversary of former senator Benigno Aquino Jr. Sadly, until now, the mastermind of the assassination has yet to be identified, defrosted or buried.
Former Senator Benigno Aquino Jr. was assassinated 28 years ago. If Ninoy were alive today, the 500-peso bill would look dull.
Forty years ago, also on August 21, nine people were killed and 90 others were injured when the campaign rally of the Liberal Party in Plaza Miranda was bombed. Or as Communist leaders would secretly call it, “a success.”
Hostage Crisis
On August 23, the country marks the first anniversary of the Manila hostage crisis. To refresh your memory, eight Hong Kong Chinese nationals were killed on that fateful day by the hostage taker who was fatally wounded. Among the survivors were 12 tourists, 1 travel guide, 4 Filipinos, Alfredo Lim, Rico E. Puno, and all of DILG.
A year ago on August 23, eight HK Chinese tourists were killed by a dismissed Filipino cop. It came to be known as the Manila hostage tragedy. Or as Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno would say, “my finest moment.”
Survivors and relatives of those who were killed in last year’s Manila hostage crisis are in the country to mark the first anniversary of the tragedy. They are expected to visit the site of the carnage. As a security measure, no Filipino cop will be allowed to go near the area.
Malacañang had said that President Aquino would not meet with the survivors and families of those who were killed in last year’s Manila hostage tragedy. The victims’ relatives were considerate though. They said they’re willing to meet anyone from the Philippine government – except for Edwin Lacierda.
The MILF
Reports say the Moro Islamic Liberation Front has splintered into five factions making it the most fragmented group in the country today. In close second is the Aquino Cabinet.
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front admits that renegade MILF Commander Ameril Umbra Kato is giving them headaches. Umbra Kato is like the Peping Cojuangco of President Aquino’s family.
The Joker
Reports say Sen. Joker Arroyo has called on the government to remove former President Arroyo from the immigration watch list. People are shocked. They were like, “Senador pa pala si Joker Arroyo?!?”
Television
According to a new study, every hour that you watch television after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes… fueling rumors that Imelda Marcos and Juan Ponce Enrile do not have TV sets at home.
The Superstar’s Status
Asked about the status of her relationship with (live-in partner) one-time rapper and one-time actor John Rendez, Nora Aunor said they’re “just friends.” By the way, the Superstar just turned 18 last May 21.
———————————————————
“In order to be a diplomat, one must speak a number of languages, including doubletalk.”
~ Carey Williams
August 21st
On this day in…
1986: Usain Bolt was born. His mother labored for only 9.58 seconds, the fastest in history.
Have a great week ahead!
Share this on Facebook and Twitter:
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
Can you believe it? Justice Sec. Raul Gonzales had said that Major Ferdinand Marcelino’s (yeah, that honest witness) participation in the operations of the Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency was “unconstitutional.” Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new lawyer for the Alabang Boys! 
Senate’s Biggest Spenders
Now hear this. Detained senator Antonio Trillanes spent more than 8 million pesos in six months alone. If you double that amount to simulate a 12-month service, the Oakwood mutineer would be spending more than 16 million pesos making him the biggest spending legislator in the Senate ever. And he’s not even an actor!
The Commission on Audit reported that Sen. Manny Villar is one of thriftiest senators in 2007. Senators Panfilo Lacson and Jamby Madrigal refused to believe the ranking and instructed COA auditors to verify its report just to make sure there was no double entry under the name “Manuel Villar.”
Senator Joker Arroyo is the most frugal member of the Senate. He is also proud of his perfect attendance as a lawmaker for 17 straight years… to which Sen. Lito Lapid said,”Wala ‘yan! Bakit? Kaya ba niya ang five straight years na laging tulog sa session?”
Leviste Guilty
After his sentencing, former Batangas governor Tony Leviste told the media, “I am innocent.” That was the exact same line uttered by Loren Legarda when her marriage to Leviste collapsed.
De La Paz’ Golf Shares
Survey Says…
Personal
Senate Anomaly?
Senate President Manuel Villar denied having knowledge of the alleged Senate insertions. Joker Arroyo defended Villar while Alan Peter Cayetano lashed back at Ping Lacson. Asked if she knew anything about insertions, Jamby Madrigal replied, “I wish!”
Sen. Joker Arroyo, a close friend of Senate President Villar, vowed to block any move that will lead to the investigation of the scandal… to which Sen. Mar Roxas said, “’Di bale, bahala na si Korina at ang DZMM d’yan!”
Watching from the sidelines, former senator John Osmeña said he misses Senate debates so much, “especially these days when they’re talking about something I am so fond of and particular with. You know, insertions.”
Gabby Concepcion vs. Mommy Rose
21: Lolit Solis: “Ma at pa! Basta! Sure ako sa aking nakita! Tumawid ang manok na ‘yan at may kasama pa siyang isa. Hinding-hindi ako magre-retract.”
18: Juan Manuel Marquez: “To do some unfinished business.”
12: Albay Gov. Joey Salceda: “The important thing is the chicken didn’t get run over. Such a lucky bitch!”
9: CBCP: “We are also for the truth and we believe that no one should prevent witnesses from talking. But please, leave the chicken alone and let it finish its journey to the other side!”
5: Leo San Miguel: “Aba malay ko! Wala akong alam d’yan.”
3: CHEd Chairman Romulo Neri: “I heard that motorists always try to beat the red light in that street. I believe the chicken crossed the road to moderate their speed.”
HERE’S TWO MORE:
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Messages 
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
You must be logged in to post a comment.