Impeachment and GMA
Losing National Broadband Network contract bidder Jose “Joey” De Venecia III said he would lead the filing of an impeachment complaint against President Arroyo. Personally though, I can think of a hundred and one reasons why this particular complaint would fail… and Joey De Venecia is all of them.
Impeachment and GMA II
Three-term congressman and now, Iloilo vice governor Rolex Suplico, a complainant like Joey De Venecia said, “We wish to send the very strong message to the president that one cannot steal and get away with it.” If that’s true, then why is he still at large?
Noli for Prexy?
Asked about his plans for 2010, vice president Noli De Castro said, “I don’t know.” And then added, “Ako, ‘di naman ako nangarap maging senador pero naging senador ako. ‘Di naman ako nangarap maging vice president, pero naging vice president ako. ‘Yong destiny na ang masusunod.” Apparently, De Castro and the Filipino people have similar fates: Ang mga Pilipino, hindi siya pinangarap maging senador, pero naging senador siya. Hindi siya pinangarap maging vice president, pero naging vice president siya. Kasalanan ng destiny ‘yan eh!
Sen. Francis Pangilinan and megastar Sharon Cuneta have both denied reports their marriage is over. Ironically though, they issued the denial… separately.
Top 5 Signs Sen. Francis Pangilinan and Sharon Cuneta Have Separated
5: Angeli Pangilinan stops sending daily Biblical text quotes to sister-in-law Sharon Cuneta.
4: Senator Pangilinan starts going out with the very single… Mommy Elaine! (‘Sing laki, pero ‘di ‘sing mahal)
3: A special episode of the talk show “Sharon” talks about the secrets of being hot and handsome and will feature as guests Robin Padilla, Gabby Concepcion, and Richard Gomez.
2: When news of the separation reached the Senate, members of Senator Pangilinan’s staff as well as the Senate press corps all shouted, “Burger! Burger! Burger!”
And the No. 1 sign Sen. Francis Pangilinan and Sharon have separated…
1: Sharon changes her Myspace status from “Married” to “It’s complicated” while Senator Pangilinan modifies his Friendster status from “Married” to “Just Looking Around.”
“You’re My Number 1?”
(Revised Nido jingle as interpreted by Senator Kiko for Sharon)
Look at me hon
Campaigning in the sun
Hope that one day
I’ll be number one
And there’s no treasure
That i will cherish like yours
And when i smile
They all see you glow
’Though they all know
You’re not my only one
My one and only joy
Is to make you my toy
My one wish for you
Campaign, through and through
I need you and the votes that bring joy
That’s all I want to see so clearly
Look at me hon
Smiling in the sun
Waiting for that day
I’ll be number one.
Have a great week ahead!
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
– Henry Louis Mencken