DUQUE’S SECOND WAVE, ROQUE’S MELTDOWN, AND OTHER STORIES

Presidential spokesperson Harry Roque accused CNN Philippines reporter, Tricia Terada of inaccurate reporting.

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TIKTOK, IISANG DAGAT, AND A GRAVELY ILL POLITICIAN

The “gravely ill” politician had a cardiovascular system procedure last April 12.

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#QUARANTQuiz Day 34

Can you guess all 15 movie titles?

ANSWERS:

1: A QUIET PLACE

2: CRAZY RICH ASIANS

3: THE SOCIAL NETWORK

4: PARASITE

5: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

6: DJANGO UNCHAINED

7: CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

8: THE HANGOVER PART III

9: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

10: THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

11: 12 YEARS A SLAVE

12: THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

13: HEREDITARY

14: THE WOLF OF WALLSTREET

15: TRAIN TO BUSAN

Did you get all 15 correctly?

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#QUARANTQuiz Day 24: NAME GAME

Whitney TYSON Beckford; Cynthia ALEXANDER Graham Bell; Anita LINDA Blair. Can you guess all ‘before and after’ names?

ANSWERS:

1. MICHAEL

2. DARREN

3. JOEL

4. FRANCISCO

5. APOLINARIO

6. ALBERT

7. ANDERSON

8. REDFORD

9. CARLOS

10. FRANCO

11. JUAN

12. DREW

13. GIL

14. JAVIER

15. PAUL

16. RYAN

17. SALVADOR

18. ROMEO

19. CALVIN

20. ISLA

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#QUARANTQuiz Day 22

Can you guess the names of 20 animals?

ANSWERS:

1: RHINOCEROS

2: DRAGONFLY

3: KANGAROO (Sorry! Mali ang given. Dapat double A instead na double N. AGO KORAN dapat ‘yon, not NGO KORAN)

4: IGUANA

5: ARMADILLO

6: CHAMELEON

7: FLAMINGO

8: LEOPARD

9: RATTLESNAKE

10: TARSIER

11: ELEPHANT

12: STARFISH

13: WHALE SHARK

14: ANTEATER

15: CENTIPEDE

16: CROCODILE

17: DALMATIAN

18: PORCUPINE

19: ANTELOPE

20:TORTOISE

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EMOJI QUIZ: POLITICS EDITION

Guess the local political personalities based on emojis.

HERE’S something you can do while on lockdown. Guess the local political figures based on emojis. Good luck!

1: 🤬👊🏼💤

2: 🥊 🏀

3: 🆙👨🏼‍🎓 🟤

4: 💵🎱

5: 🦎

6: 🎗🚬

7: 😁🔔🌙🥤

8: 🤳❤️👊🏽

9: 👠💰👡💎🥿👜👠

10: 🧓🏻⚖️ 💉❌

11: 🧀

12: 👶🏻🏟🏟🏟🏟🏟

13: 🧸🧍🏼‍♂️🖕🏼

14: 🐉🔙

15: 🇸🇬🍯

16: 🦇O👅🌹A (super pilit!)

Bonus: 🏠🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

ANSWER KEY: FILIPINO POLITICAL FIGURES

1: 🤬👊🏼💤 – Rodrigo Duterte

2: 🥊 🏀 – Manny Pacquiao

3: 🆙👨🏼‍🎓 🟤 – Isko Moreno

4: 💵 🎱 – Manny Villar

5: 🦎 – Salvador Panelo

6: 🎗🚬 – Noynoy Aquino

7: 😁🔔🌙🥤- Joy Belmonte (Don’t kill me! Ang tagal ko kayang binuo ‘to!)

8: 🤳❤️👊🏽 – First Lady ni Duterte, selfie king, Bong Go

9: 👠💰👡💎🥿👜👠 – Imelda Marcos

10: 🧓🏻⚖️ 💉❌ – Ang lawyer na ayaw pabakuna, ang endorser ng Gluta: Persida Acosta!

11: 🧀 – Chiz Escudero (Pwede na ‘to! Ang hirap gawin ng Escudero emoji!)

12: 👶🏻🏟🏟🏟🏟🏟 – Congresswoman from Pangasinan, Baby Arenas

13: 🧸🧍🏼‍♂️🖕🏼 – Teddyboy ‘Fuck you!’ Locsin

14: 🐉🔙 – Pulong Duterte

15: 🇸🇬🍯 – Alan Peter Cayetano (Basta! Kaldero ‘yang isang emoji.)

16: 🦇O👅🌹A – Bato de la Rosa (Walang kokontra! Pero yeah, ibang level ang kakornihan nito!)

Bonus: 🏠🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊 – House of Representatives

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DUTERTE ON CHECKPOINTS

MENSAHE NI PANGULONG RODRIGO ROA DUTERTE

(Released on March 17, 2020, 7:00 AM)

Mga minamahal kong kababayan,

Ako po, ang inyong pangulo, ay humihingi ng paumanhin sa nangyayaring kaguluhan sa mga checkpoints ngayon.

Alam kong marami sa inyo ang pagod at gutom na at nais nang makasama ang inyong mga mahal sa buhay.

Uutusan ko ang PNP at AFP na palampasin na kayo sa checkpoints.

Sa mga laborers na kailangang magtrabaho dahil walang kakainin sa susunod na ilang linggo, umuwi na muna kayo. Huwag kayong mag-alala. Makikipag-ugnayan ako sa DOLE sa lalong madaling panahon para tutukan ang inyong sitwasyon. Kumikilos na rin ang local DSWD para mabigyan kayo ng tulong habang walang pinagkakakitaan.

Nakikiusap po ako, bumalik na kayo sa inyong mga tahanan at ‘wag na munang lumabas. Ingatan po natin ang ating kalusugan.

Muli, humihingi ako ng paumanhin sa inyong lahat. Naniniwala akong malalampasan natin ang pagsubok na ito. Mabuhay kayo! Mabuhay ang sambayanang Filipino!

Bago ako magtapos, nais ko lang ipaalam na hindi talaga ako si Rodrigo Duterte at imposibleng ganito katino at kalinaw ang kanyang ilabas na statement. China pa rin mga ulol! POGO forever! Thank you!

Malacańang Palace

17 March 2020