WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Ano ang isasagot mo kapag tinanong ka ni President Aquino, “Will you marry me?” Here are some of the answers of my followers on Twitter:

1. @kettle_corn77 “Will you marry me?” – “At the end of the day…”
2. @dyosaimma “Will you marry me?” – “Magtrabaho ka muna bago ka lumandi. Puro love na lang nasa isip mo.”
3. @justincolumba “Will you marry me? – “Suggestion ba yan ng Balay o ng Samar?”
4. @dyosaimma “Will you marry me?” – Rape! Rape!
5. @MsAileenRae “Will u marry me?” – “Kris… puwede bang siya mismo ang magsabi sa akin?”
6. @burknox “Will you marry me?” – “It’s not you, it’s me.
7. @kaeprincipe “Will you marry me?” – “Na-fine-tune na ba yan?”
8. @yourarcilicious “will you marry me?” —“Karen po.”
9. @chefmomrosebud “Will you marry me?” – “Sa halagang…?”
10. @dexdixidexy: “Will you marry me?”- “Grow up”
11. @burknox: “Will you marry me?” – Weh?
12. @ElijahBringas Will you marry me? – “Sarado na po ang Customer Service. Try mo na lang magtanong tomorrow.”
13. @dexdixidexy “Will you marry me?” “I may be cheap but I’m not easy!”
14. @edge_genciagan “will you marry me?” – our next # No. 33 (repeat: # 33) paalala lang po ingatan ang inyong 6/55 lotto cards
15. @MiaSariwa “will you marry me?” talk to my lawyer!
16. @inanperillo “will you marry me?” “You have reached my voice mail, please leave a message after the tone” (beep)
17. @scuzzzy “Will you marry me? – “You andropausal bitch!”
18. @anthonygaupo “Will you marry me?” – “Eeew!”
19. @belfrans “Will you marry me?” – “Meh ganun?!”
20. @kaeprincipe “Will you marry me?” – “BRB!”
21. @TomEvangelista “Will you marry me? – (nawalang parang bula)
22. @annabanana168: “Will you marry me?” – “Mukha ba akong media personality?”
23. @botchangbalut “Will you marry me?” – “Sure! ‘Pag puti na’ng buhok mo!”
24. @markycortez “Will you marry me?” – “Dude, same sex marriage is not yet legal.”
25. @dadacacnio “Will u marry me?” – “Ako na ba ang last na tatanungin mo nyan?”
26. @akosijeko “Will you marry me? – “Asa!”
27. @hfamous “Will you marry me?” — “Thank you for that wonderful question Sir, Good evening Las Vegas!”
28. @Ro_nnie “Will you marry me? – “Stop smoking muna.”
29. @dexdixidexy “Will you marry me?” – (sabay tutok ng baril) Carnap ‘to!”
30. @marielitams will you marry me? | Saging lang ang may puso, saging lang! Saging lang ANG may pusow!!
31. @anthonygaupo “Will you marry me?” – “I am… shorry!”
32. @marielitams Will you marry me? -Mahal mo ba ako dahil kailangan mo ako? O kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako?
33. @breakawayjay “Will you marry me?” – “’Wag po koya!”
34. @hfamous “Will you marry me?” –“Di hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran, Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.”
35. @burknox will you marry me? | i’m sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
36. @prettygoofykay Will you marry me? – okaythanksbye!
37. @chizsandwich “will you merry me”? | wrong send po kau.
38. @dilawako will you marry me? – Next question please.
39. @MangBurns “will you marry me?” – tama nang dakdak, masahe na!
40. @GingerbreadmanX “Will you marry me?” – “I already said no before. What makes you think that.. ay teka sinusundo na ako ni Willy.”
41. @atotibonjing “Will you marry me?” – “Kung okay lang kay Mar, why not?”
42. @forg9587 “Will you marry me?” – “Char!”
43. @zaneezane “Will you marry me?” – “Whatever yaya!”
44. @dexdixidexy “Will you marry me?” “No, Father! It’s Coat Saver!”
45. @edge_genciagan “Will u marry me?” – “Hu u poh?
46. @dexdixidexy “Will you marry me?” – “The number you are calling is either unattended or out of coverage area. Pls try your call later.”
47. @indiebon “Will you marry me?” – “top or bottom?”
48. @catesforteza “will you marry me?” – alam na ba yan ng pink sisters?
49. @leelou “Will u marry me?” – “Sorry, but not in this lifetime.”
50. @iamvixen_1218 “will you marry me?”- shalani soledad has just signed out. (YM)
51. @tingigo Noy: Will u marry me? Girl: Yes! Yes!! Noy: Setup to! Setup!!
52. @angeldirecto Will you marry me? — Why not? Divorced na kami ni Raymond Bagatsing. #CoraPastrana
53. @tingigo “will you marry me?” – waley!
54. @mynamesnotkeith “Will u marry me?” – “I am irate. I am foaming at the mouth. I’m homicidal. I’m suicidal.”
55. @billyjaneramos “will you marry me?” | “bakit ngayon ka lang?”
56. @attyarj will you marry me? “Sino ka? Sino ako? Nasaan ako? Bakit ako narito? ”
57. @juntobias “will you marry me?” Marcos pa rin!
58. @IMGoryo “will you marry me?” — saang channel nga ang ‘biggest loser’?
59. @billyjaneramos “will you marry me?” “on what grounds?” (overheard in the newsroom)
60. @tingigo “will u marry me?” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
61. @bochokoi Will you marry me? – eh kailan naman ang annulment nito?
62. @aljcomia Will you marry me? -In your dreams!
63. @anthonygaupo will you marry me? — penge munang lexus. :
64. @mynamesnotkeith “Will u marry me?” “Chat > Options > Go Offline.”
65. @MsAileenRae “Will u marry me?” “Seryoso?” “Oo.” “Eh bat may Pls RT?”
66. @attyarj will you marry me? “La la la la la la la” (surf jingle)
67. @edge_genciagan “will you marry me?” – Naku bata ka, tama na yang laro, amoy pawis ka na oh!
68. @johnearlm “will you marry me? – “ulol!”
69. @SB4_PeoplePower “Will you marry me?”|”Sabi mo nga, ‘hope springs eternal.’ Sure!”
70. @kettle_corn77 “will you marry me?” – Yes! In sickness and in reproductive health
71. @edge_genciagan “Will u marry me?” – clue naman, tao ba ito?
72. @marielitams will u marry me? – show me da money! Show me da MONEEEEEEEYY!
73. @itsaredleaf “will you marry me?” – wala! tulog! umalis! busy!
74. @MangBurns will you marry me? – teka muna, im watching D situation in Egypt.
75. @Lan_Ey will you marry me? –WAPAAAK!
76. @clancybot “will you marry me?” (kumanta bigla) Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
77. @nylaerhea “Will you marry me?” — eeww… anu ako, ashtray?
78. @gaiLiesdaydream Will you marry me? – ibalato mo na lang saken pagiging single ko!

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16 thoughts on “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

  1. 21. @TomEvangelista “Will you marry me? – (nawalang parang bula)

    hahaha!!! people let’s imagine na ung caricature ng babae ay kumaripas ng takbo… tirik ung buhok at nililipad ng malakas na hangin ung mahabang palda… habang may malaking question mark sa ulo ni pnoy na takang-takang bakit kumaripas ng takbo ung babae e tinanong lang nman ng “will you marry me”…. hahahaha….

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