101 Answers to the Question: “Why r u still single?’
[Originally posted on my Facebook and Twitter accounts last December 2010]
“Why r u still single?’ No. 14: “Magkano ngang bili mo sa mister mo?”
‘Why r u still single?’ No. 77: “At least presidente ako! Eh ikaw?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 11: “Maaaaaaa’am, si ser oh, kinukulet na naman ako!”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 67: “Bakit ka may stretch marks?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 41: “Kasalanan ko ba kung matalino ako?!”
‘Why r u still single?’ No. 97: “Inday, alam mo ‘yong term na sisante?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Sa ngalan ni Hesus, umalis ka sa katawan ng pakialamerang ito masamang espiritu!”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 33: “Ayaw kitang masaktan.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No.36: “Anak, unawain mo c daddy ok? may misyon pa ako sa parokyang ito bilang pari.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 18: “Close tayo? Bakit ka nagtatanong ng ganyan?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 20: “Ayoko nang gumastos!”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 79: “Hindi ko kailangang makasal upang lumigaya.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Kasi fair si Lord. Single ako pero mayaman. By the way, kumusta na nga pala ang nagugutom mong pamilya?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 87: “Dahil manhid ka.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 95: “Kailan ka last nasampal?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 23: “I am actually married – to singlehood.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 31: “Eh kasi ‘yong mahal ko, puro tanong eh. Ayaw akong sagutin.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 56: “Paano ba mag-delete ng friend sa Facebook?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 80: “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 53: “Kumusta naman ang kabit ng mister mo? Sinugod mo na naman ba?”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 90: “Unawain mo na lang ako. Kung hindi mo ako kayang unawain, ako na lang ang uunawa sa ‘yo.”
‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 34: “Eh bakit ‘yong chin mo double?”
How about you? Why are you still single?
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
can’t you see the glow on my face? gusto mo mawala yan?
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d pa kc tapos gawin ung sidecar k
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K O R N I 🙂
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alone but not lonely… weeeeh… you know what i mean… hehehe
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haha
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di baleng single, wag lang virgin.
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hahahahahahaha
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Bakit ka single?: Many have tried. 🙂
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Hindi pa kc ako excited na maging losyang, hahahaha!
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Share ko ito sa blog ko. grabe tumawa ako ng tumawa dito.
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next question please!
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di ko pa nahanap si Mr. Right eh!
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“Why r u still single?’ No. 99: “Kapatid ko kasi si Kris, walang tumagal sa interogation nya #ghostEmployee
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I don’t need a parasite. 🙂
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sounds family! hahahah! :))
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bahalag mangkay basta kay naukay…:)
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pacopy po…nice one…hahahah
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POST nyo po sana yung lahat ng 101…
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mahirap pag may sidecar
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i think therefore i am single
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Maraming iiyak na boylalu. Kawawa naman sila.
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Why are you still single?: wala pang makaTodo bulag sakin 😀
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I don’t know, should I be worried?
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Why siya single? Kasi pikon kasi siya sa weight jokes at gawing issue about rape eh. hehee
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kelan libing mo?
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Gusto mong makakita ng double?
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Why are you still single? Kasi antay ko pang magpakalalaki bakla kong crush eh!
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Eh bakit ang pangit mo?
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