WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?

101 Answers to the Question: “Why r u still single?’
[Originally posted on my Facebook and Twitter accounts last December 2010]

“Why r u still single?’ No. 14: “Magkano ngang bili mo sa mister mo?”

‘Why r u still single?’ No. 77: “At least presidente ako! Eh ikaw?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 11: “Maaaaaaa’am, si ser oh, kinukulet na naman ako!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 67: “Bakit ka may stretch marks?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 41: “Kasalanan ko ba kung matalino ako?!”

‘Why r u still single?’ No. 97: “Inday, alam mo ‘yong term na sisante?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Sa ngalan ni Hesus, umalis ka sa katawan ng pakialamerang ito masamang espiritu!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 33: “Ayaw kitang masaktan.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No.36: “Anak, unawain mo c daddy ok? may misyon pa ako sa parokyang ito bilang pari.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 18: “Close tayo? Bakit ka nagtatanong ng ganyan?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 20: “Ayoko nang gumastos!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 79: “Hindi ko kailangang makasal upang lumigaya.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Kasi fair si Lord. Single ako pero mayaman. By the way, kumusta na nga pala ang nagugutom mong pamilya?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 87: “Dahil manhid ka.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 95: “Kailan ka last nasampal?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 23: “I am actually married – to singlehood.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 31: “Eh kasi ‘yong mahal ko, puro tanong eh. Ayaw akong sagutin.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 56: “Paano ba mag-delete ng friend sa Facebook?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 80: “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 53: “Kumusta naman ang kabit ng mister mo? Sinugod mo na naman ba?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 90: “Unawain mo na lang ako. Kung hindi mo ako kayang unawain, ako na lang ang uunawa sa ‘yo.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 34: “Eh bakit ‘yong chin mo double?”

How about you? Why are you still single?

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