WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?

101 Answers to the Question: “Why r u still single?’
[Originally posted on my Facebook and Twitter accounts last December 2010]

“Why r u still single?’ No. 14: “Magkano ngang bili mo sa mister mo?”

‘Why r u still single?’ No. 77: “At least presidente ako! Eh ikaw?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 11: “Maaaaaaa’am, si ser oh, kinukulet na naman ako!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 67: “Bakit ka may stretch marks?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 41: “Kasalanan ko ba kung matalino ako?!”

‘Why r u still single?’ No. 97: “Inday, alam mo ‘yong term na sisante?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Sa ngalan ni Hesus, umalis ka sa katawan ng pakialamerang ito masamang espiritu!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 33: “Ayaw kitang masaktan.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No.36: “Anak, unawain mo c daddy ok? may misyon pa ako sa parokyang ito bilang pari.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 18: “Close tayo? Bakit ka nagtatanong ng ganyan?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 20: “Ayoko nang gumastos!”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 79: “Hindi ko kailangang makasal upang lumigaya.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 48: “Kasi fair si Lord. Single ako pero mayaman. By the way, kumusta na nga pala ang nagugutom mong pamilya?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 87: “Dahil manhid ka.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 95: “Kailan ka last nasampal?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 23: “I am actually married – to singlehood.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 31: “Eh kasi ‘yong mahal ko, puro tanong eh. Ayaw akong sagutin.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 56: “Paano ba mag-delete ng friend sa Facebook?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 80: “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 53: “Kumusta naman ang kabit ng mister mo? Sinugod mo na naman ba?”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 90: “Unawain mo na lang ako. Kung hindi mo ako kayang unawain, ako na lang ang uunawa sa ‘yo.”

‘Why r u still still single?’ No. 34: “Eh bakit ‘yong chin mo double?”

How about you? Why are you still single?

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30 responses

13 02 2011
lolaganda

can’t you see the glow on my face? gusto mo mawala yan?

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13 02 2011
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8 10 2011
Anonymous

d pa kc tapos gawin ung sidecar k

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13 02 2011
Gretchen

K O R N I 🙂

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13 02 2011
lowela

alone but not lonely… weeeeh… you know what i mean… hehehe

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14 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

haha

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14 02 2011
observer lang

di baleng single, wag lang virgin.

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14 02 2011
Anonymous

hahahahahahaha

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14 02 2011
Kadaffy

Bakit ka single?: Many have tried. 🙂

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14 02 2011
oakrey

Hindi pa kc ako excited na maging losyang, hahahaha!

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14 02 2011
Diamond R

Share ko ito sa blog ko. grabe tumawa ako ng tumawa dito.

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14 02 2011
bong

next question please!

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14 02 2011
ayingkuntoy

di ko pa nahanap si Mr. Right eh!

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14 02 2011
GhostEmployee

“Why r u still single?’ No. 99: “Kapatid ko kasi si Kris, walang tumagal sa interogation nya #ghostEmployee

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27 02 2011
The Queen

I don’t need a parasite. 🙂

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18 01 2012
bebekoh

sounds family! hahahah! :))

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6 03 2011
maia

bahalag mangkay basta kay naukay…:)

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27 04 2011
jc

pacopy po…nice one…hahahah

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1 10 2011
Sheree Althea

POST nyo po sana yung lahat ng 101…

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8 10 2011
madblaze

mahirap pag may sidecar

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14 12 2011
Anonymous

i think therefore i am single

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26 05 2013
Sofie

Maraming iiyak na boylalu. Kawawa naman sila.

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27 05 2013
pandababe

Why are you still single?: wala pang makaTodo bulag sakin 😀

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29 05 2013
Anonymous

I don’t know, should I be worried?

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30 05 2013
Anonymous

Why siya single? Kasi pikon kasi siya sa weight jokes at gawing issue about rape eh. hehee

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30 05 2013
mariel

kelan libing mo?

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9 06 2013
Iya

Gusto mong makakita ng double?

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9 06 2013
Miss

Why are you still single? Kasi antay ko pang magpakalalaki bakla kong crush eh!

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10 07 2013
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16 07 2013
Aya Waitforit Garcia (@AyaInWanderlust)

Eh bakit ang pangit mo?

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