ANSWERS: Who Tweeted That?

YOU ARE WHAT YOU TWEET. The correct answers are in blue font.

1: “Good morning to everyone. Today, remember that “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” Have a sexy day! Yeah ba!”
A: Atty. Ferdinand Topacio
B: GMA News’ Arnold Clavio
C: Defense lawyer Judd Roy
D: TV host/book author RJ Ledesma

2: “Dear God, please help me resist the temptation to say F*** YOU to those that truly deserve it. And there are quite a few on Twitter that do.”
A: Ex-Cong. Teddyboy Locsin
B: Lea Salonga
C: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
D: Sharon Cuneta

3: “Are psychological records part of the SALN? I hope not. Pretty soon it’ll be genealogy records, wide spectrum cultures, sperm & ovum, nip & tucks…”
A: Negros Rep. Jules Ledesma
B: Leyte Rep. Lucy Torres-Gomez
C: Ex-Sen. Ernesto Maceda
D: Vicki Belo

4: “With 2 boys in the house, parang araw-araw Royal Rumble.”
A: Sen. Loren Legarda
B: Kuya Kim Atienza
C: Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte
D: Ex-Sen. Juan Miguel Zubiri

5: “Kawawa ang House members, really bad reputation, kahit sa movies and telenovela laging villain.”
A: Quezon Rep. Erin Tañada
B: Ilocos Rep. Rudy Fariñas
C: Cavite Rep. Lani Mercado-Revilla
D: San Juan Rep. JV Ejercito

6: “Hindi sapat ang daang matuwid, dapat may DIREKSYON. At hindi lang basta basta direksyon, dapat may patutunguhan.”
A: Zambales Rep. Mitos Magsaysay
B: Ex-Sen. Richard Gordon
C: Ex-Cavite Rep. Gilbert Remulla
D: Kabataan Party-List Rep. Raymond Palatino

7: “Let them do their worst. We will do our best.”
A: Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda
B: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
C: Marikina Rep. Miro Quimbo
D: Defense Lawyer Karen Jimeno

8: “Wow! This Bela Padilla give (sic) speaks quite well.”
A: Valenzuela City Mayor Sherwin Gatchalian
B: QC Mayor Herbert Bautista
C: Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco
D: Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno

9: “… is now in a relationship.”
A: Tim Yap
B: Raymond Gutierrez
C: Butch Francisco
D: Erik Santos

10: “What my adventurous son had for lunch.”

A: Edu Manzano
B: Sen. Chiz Escudero
C: Bayan Muna Party-list Rep. Teddy Casiño
D: Sen. TG Guingona

Your Score:
10 pts …… Wala kang social life. Single ka. Malungkot ka pero in denial. Don’t worry, bago mag-end ang world, makakahanap ka rin ng taong magcha-t’yaga sa ‘yo.
8-9 pts ….. Between a partner in life or Twitter, mas happy ka sa Twitter. Less kasi ang gastos. At hindi sumasagot kahit awayin mo.
6-7 pts ….. May love life ka. Ang tanong: masaya ka naman ba?
5 pts ……. Balanse ang buhay mo. In short, boooring.
Below 4 . Wala kang silbi. Wala kang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa paligid mo. Selfish! Magbago ka na!

Thank you for your time.

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