YOU ARE WHAT YOU TWEET. The correct answers are in blue font.
1: “Good morning to everyone. Today, remember that “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” Have a sexy day! Yeah ba!”
A: Atty. Ferdinand Topacio
B: GMA News’ Arnold Clavio
C: Defense lawyer Judd Roy
D: TV host/book author RJ Ledesma
2: “Dear God, please help me resist the temptation to say F*** YOU to those that truly deserve it. And there are quite a few on Twitter that do.”
A: Ex-Cong. Teddyboy Locsin
B: Lea Salonga
C: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
D: Sharon Cuneta
3: “Are psychological records part of the SALN? I hope not. Pretty soon it’ll be genealogy records, wide spectrum cultures, sperm & ovum, nip & tucks…”
A: Negros Rep. Jules Ledesma
B: Leyte Rep. Lucy Torres-Gomez
C: Ex-Sen. Ernesto Maceda
D: Vicki Belo
4: “With 2 boys in the house, parang araw-araw Royal Rumble.”
A: Sen. Loren Legarda
B: Kuya Kim Atienza
C: Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte
D: Ex-Sen. Juan Miguel Zubiri
5: “Kawawa ang House members, really bad reputation, kahit sa movies and telenovela laging villain.”
A: Quezon Rep. Erin Tañada
B: Ilocos Rep. Rudy Fariñas
C: Cavite Rep. Lani Mercado-Revilla
D: San Juan Rep. JV Ejercito
6: “Hindi sapat ang daang matuwid, dapat may DIREKSYON. At hindi lang basta basta direksyon, dapat may patutunguhan.”
A: Zambales Rep. Mitos Magsaysay
B: Ex-Sen. Richard Gordon
C: Ex-Cavite Rep. Gilbert Remulla
D: Kabataan Party-List Rep. Raymond Palatino
7: “Let them do their worst. We will do our best.”
A: Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda
B: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
C: Marikina Rep. Miro Quimbo
D: Defense Lawyer Karen Jimeno
8: “Wow! This Bela Padilla give (sic) speaks quite well.”
A: Valenzuela City Mayor Sherwin Gatchalian
B: QC Mayor Herbert Bautista
C: Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco
D: Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno
9: “… is now in a relationship.”
A: Tim Yap
B: Raymond Gutierrez
C: Butch Francisco
D: Erik Santos
10: “What my adventurous son had for lunch.”
A: Edu Manzano
B: Sen. Chiz Escudero
C: Bayan Muna Party-list Rep. Teddy Casiño
D: Sen. TG Guingona
Your Score:
10 pts …… Wala kang social life. Single ka. Malungkot ka pero in denial. Don’t worry, bago mag-end ang world, makakahanap ka rin ng taong magcha-t’yaga sa ‘yo.
8-9 pts ….. Between a partner in life or Twitter, mas happy ka sa Twitter. Less kasi ang gastos. At hindi sumasagot kahit awayin mo.
6-7 pts ….. May love life ka. Ang tanong: masaya ka naman ba?
5 pts ……. Balanse ang buhay mo. In short, boooring.
Below 4 . Wala kang silbi. Wala kang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa paligid mo. Selfish! Magbago ka na!
Thank you for your time.
nice one po…
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hahaha, 1 point. wala akong silbi! kasi wala akong twitter!!!!
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porke 1 point wala na agad pakialam? hnd b pwedeng walang twitter lng? hahaha
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Thanks for the good laugh, my husband is looking at me fr across d room and now thinks I am crazy (laughing by myself). As for my score: secret 🙂
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thanks for reading COngresswoman! 🙂
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I only got..2 pts! ikaw lng kc fina-follow ko eh..
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didn’t expect Lea Salonga to tweet that.
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Masaya naman ang married life ko, happy ako sa cute kids ko, mayroon naman akong social life, yet I got perfect 10.
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di nga?
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wahahaha ang kulit na naman ng post mo 🙂
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sorry, i cheated! i just had to find out the answers at once! hehe! but i have actually read that particular tweet from lea salonga, so that gives me 1 point – “wala akong silbi” hihihi!
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you always make me laugh,thanks.
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BWAHAHAHA!!! less than 4 ako! wa ako care! 😛
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Wha…!
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Got a perfect score – I DID NOT GET A SINGLE CORRECT ANSWER! Yehey! That only means I live a sane life, away from inanities like Twitter. BTW I only do FB hahaha!
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haha ako na walang silbi wala ako nasagot kahit isa =))
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1 lng nkuha ko, grabe I need change!! 22o bang tweet nila yan???
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2 points!
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Hahaha! sans Tweeter account still able to guess 3 correct answers. Thanks, Mr. Heckler for “educatertaining” me here!
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“Twitter Account,” tangingot!
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Below 4 lol…huli lgi sa balita;)
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walang social life at single ang naka-score ng 10. eh, alam to lahat ni heckler. so, wala syang social life?hehe
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wala talaga hahaha
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wala akong silbi kasi wala akong twitter! hahaha,
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got zero hehehe….
i am enjoying the blog/s of profheck…
thank y very much sir.
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3 out of 10. Selfish talaga, ha? Hahaha. Eh sa busy lang sa work.
(pero may time bumasa ng PH.). Parang purp and gold kasi ang PH, exciting!
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