ANSWERS: Who Tweeted That?

YOU ARE WHAT YOU TWEET. The correct answers are in blue font.

1: “Good morning to everyone. Today, remember that “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” Have a sexy day! Yeah ba!”
A: Atty. Ferdinand Topacio
B: GMA News’ Arnold Clavio
C: Defense lawyer Judd Roy
D: TV host/book author RJ Ledesma

2: “Dear God, please help me resist the temptation to say F*** YOU to those that truly deserve it. And there are quite a few on Twitter that do.”
A: Ex-Cong. Teddyboy Locsin
B: Lea Salonga
C: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
D: Sharon Cuneta

3: “Are psychological records part of the SALN? I hope not. Pretty soon it’ll be genealogy records, wide spectrum cultures, sperm & ovum, nip & tucks…”
A: Negros Rep. Jules Ledesma
B: Leyte Rep. Lucy Torres-Gomez
C: Ex-Sen. Ernesto Maceda
D: Vicki Belo

4: “With 2 boys in the house, parang araw-araw Royal Rumble.”
A: Sen. Loren Legarda
B: Kuya Kim Atienza
C: Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte
D: Ex-Sen. Juan Miguel Zubiri

5: “Kawawa ang House members, really bad reputation, kahit sa movies and telenovela laging villain.”
A: Quezon Rep. Erin Tañada
B: Ilocos Rep. Rudy Fariñas
C: Cavite Rep. Lani Mercado-Revilla
D: San Juan Rep. JV Ejercito

6: “Hindi sapat ang daang matuwid, dapat may DIREKSYON. At hindi lang basta basta direksyon, dapat may patutunguhan.”
A: Zambales Rep. Mitos Magsaysay
B: Ex-Sen. Richard Gordon
C: Ex-Cavite Rep. Gilbert Remulla
D: Kabataan Party-List Rep. Raymond Palatino

7: “Let them do their worst. We will do our best.”
A: Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda
B: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
C: Marikina Rep. Miro Quimbo
D: Defense Lawyer Karen Jimeno

8: “Wow! This Bela Padilla give (sic) speaks quite well.”
A: Valenzuela City Mayor Sherwin Gatchalian
B: QC Mayor Herbert Bautista
C: Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco
D: Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno

9: “… is now in a relationship.”
A: Tim Yap
B: Raymond Gutierrez
C: Butch Francisco
D: Erik Santos

10: “What my adventurous son had for lunch.”

A: Edu Manzano
B: Sen. Chiz Escudero
C: Bayan Muna Party-list Rep. Teddy Casiño
D: Sen. TG Guingona

Your Score:
10 pts …… Wala kang social life. Single ka. Malungkot ka pero in denial. Don’t worry, bago mag-end ang world, makakahanap ka rin ng taong magcha-t’yaga sa ‘yo.
8-9 pts ….. Between a partner in life or Twitter, mas happy ka sa Twitter. Less kasi ang gastos. At hindi sumasagot kahit awayin mo.
6-7 pts ….. May love life ka. Ang tanong: masaya ka naman ba?
5 pts ……. Balanse ang buhay mo. In short, boooring.
Below 4 . Wala kang silbi. Wala kang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa paligid mo. Selfish! Magbago ka na!

Thank you for your time.

26 responses

4 04 2012: Jeric Bautista Benitez (13:45:42) :

nice one po…
subliminal message: join na sa twitter at i-follow si @hecklerforever .

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4 04 2012: 8snadya (14:16:48) :

hahaha, 1 point. wala akong silbi! kasi wala akong twitter!!!!

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4 04 2012: rain (19:39:54) :

porke 1 point wala na agad pakialam? hnd b pwedeng walang twitter lng? hahaha

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4 04 2012: kimi cojuangco (@kimicojuangco) (21:14:14) :

Thanks for the good laugh, my husband is looking at me fr across d room and now thinks I am crazy (laughing by myself). As for my score: secret 🙂

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5 04 2012: professionalheckler (20:59:26) :

thanks for reading COngresswoman! 🙂

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4 04 2012: melissa (21:14:15) :

I only got..2 pts! ikaw lng kc fina-follow ko eh..

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5 04 2012: heidie gregorio. (@heidegregorio) (11:40:29) :

didn’t expect Lea Salonga to tweet that.

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5 04 2012: Anonymous (11:50:04) :

Masaya naman ang married life ko, happy ako sa cute kids ko, mayroon naman akong social life, yet I got perfect 10.

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5 04 2012: Perfect10kamo (23:00:47) :

di nga?

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5 04 2012: rojan88 (21:51:22) :

wahahaha ang kulit na naman ng post mo 🙂

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6 04 2012: gigster (03:04:10) :

sorry, i cheated! i just had to find out the answers at once! hehe! but i have actually read that particular tweet from lea salonga, so that gives me 1 point – “wala akong silbi” hihihi!

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6 04 2012: joji v aragon (10:42:31) :

you always make me laugh,thanks.

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7 04 2012: shairationgco (02:44:52) :

BWAHAHAHA!!! less than 4 ako! wa ako care! 😛

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8 04 2012: Ggg (18:56:37) :

Wha…!

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9 04 2012: alec (08:18:03) :

Got a perfect score – I DID NOT GET A SINGLE CORRECT ANSWER! Yehey! That only means I live a sane life, away from inanities like Twitter. BTW I only do FB hahaha!

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10 04 2012: carelesshush (18:20:14) :

haha ako na walang silbi wala ako nasagot kahit isa =))

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12 04 2012: maeanonymousnaaso (02:17:44) :

1 lng nkuha ko, grabe I need change!! 22o bang tweet nila yan???

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14 04 2012: Gerald A. Paramio (20:40:55) :

2 points!

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15 04 2012: Theda Pilar-Pineda (14:23:58) :

Hahaha! sans Tweeter account still able to guess 3 correct answers. Thanks, Mr. Heckler for “educatertaining” me here!

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15 04 2012: Theda Pilar-Pineda (14:28:41) :

“Twitter Account,” tangingot!

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16 04 2012: Maribel Ang (@MaribelAng) (21:35:37) :

Below 4 lol…huli lgi sa balita;)

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3 05 2012: janus.c (16:46:49) :

walang social life at single ang naka-score ng 10. eh, alam to lahat ni heckler. so, wala syang social life?hehe

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4 05 2012: professionalheckler (09:13:27) :

wala talaga hahaha

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8 05 2012: gadlayk (07:18:51) :

wala akong silbi kasi wala akong twitter! hahaha,

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24 05 2012: len (10:36:46) :

got zero hehehe….
i am enjoying the blog/s of profheck…
thank y very much sir.

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24 08 2012: unblemished (09:38:38) :

3 out of 10. Selfish talaga, ha? Hahaha. Eh sa busy lang sa work.
(pero may time bumasa ng PH.). Parang purp and gold kasi ang PH, exciting!

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