PRESIDENT DUTERTE, in a recent public speech, said a man’s good looks were nothing if he’s got a small penis. He then bragged about his “huge” tool claiming its head almost reached his bellybutton. (You wish!). Read more about his graphic penis anecdotes here.
To verify the President’s claim, the country’s most-watched TV program, KMJS decided to investigate. Here’s what happened. (Note: Pretend that you’re the host while reading.)
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 