PRESIDENT DUTERTE has a new grandson. Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte-Carpio gave birth to Baby Marko Digong, her third child. The baby’s nickname is Stonefish. Stonefish weighs 2.42 kilos. At exactly 12:56PM on Thursday, March 2, he swam his way out of his mother’s womb. Inday Sara has two other kids, Sharky, 8, and Stingray, 4.
‘Stonefish’ became a trending topic on Twitter on Friday. Here are some of the funniest #Stonefish tweets.
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“Names, once they are in common use, quickly become mere sounds, their etymology being buried, like so many of the earth’s marvels, beneath the dust of habit.”
~Salman Rushdie
Soundbites
“Ang pangalan daw Marko Digong. Ganoon talaga iyan si Inday… Ito ang palayaw daw Stonefish. Kaawa naman ang bata.”
~President Duterte
Fish be with you.
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
[Photo: Presidential Assistant Bong Go]
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
Marcos Digong. *wink, wink*
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