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GETTING HOT IN HERE

8 03 2016

GOOD NEWS and bad news for LP standard bearer Mar Roxas. The latest survey puts him in second place. The bad news is three others are statistically tied for first.

1INQ
According to the latest survey conducted by Standard Today, the race for president has “become tighter.” Grace Poe is still leading with 26 percent followed by Mayor Duterte with 24 percent. Vice President Binay drops to third place with 23 percent while Mar Roxas came in fourth with 22 percent. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus Senator Miriam’s rating.

Top Spender
A PCIJ report reveals Cong. Ferdinand Martin Romualdez of Leyte, who is running for senator, has spent more than half a BILLION pesos on pre-campaign political ads alone. And Imelda Marcos was like, “Pamangkin nga kita.”

Top Spender II
Leyte Rep. Ferdinand Martin Romualdez has spent more than half a BILLION pesos on pre-campaign ads. Talk about full Yolanda recovery.

1KM
Para-paraan
Broadcaster Korina Sanchez was heavily criticized for joining DA officials on stage during the distribution of agriculture funds and equipment in Davao, North Cotabato, and Pampanga recently. Apparently, Malacañang forgot to publicly announce Korina’s appointment as Agriculture undersecretary.

Summer
Summer is here again and people have started to complain about the heat. Some envy vice presidential candidate Gringo Honasan because in UNA’s campaign sorties, he gets to stand next to something shady.

Summer II
Summer is here! Mar Roxas is sweating a lot more as election approaches.

Summer III
Summer is off to a sizzling start! Even expelled INC minister Lowell Menorca couldn’t stand the heat, he left the country.

Denial
Presidential candidate Grace Poe has categorically denied The Daily Tribune’s report she used a fake social security number (005-03-1988) in acquiring a real estate property in the US. Netizens were shocked: “There’s a Daily Tribune?!??

Sentenced
An Iranian billionaire was sentenced to death for corruption. Said Vice President Binay, “Thank God I’m a Filipino!”

Zika
Reports say the Zika virus may be “sexually-transmitted.” Congratulations, you are safe!

1Ray
@Peace Now
Ray Tomlinson, the inventor of email has died at the age of 74. Returned to sender.
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“When one with honeyed words but evil mind
Persuades the mob, great woes befall the state.”

~Euripides, Orestes

Sound Bites
“There were millions of people you could potentially reach.”
~Ray Tomlinson, Inventor of the email

Drink plenty of water.

[Photos: Presidentiables: Inquirer.net; Korina Sanchez: Manila Bulletin; Ray Tomlinson: BBC]

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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8 03 2016
GETTING HOT IN HERE | The Nation Forum. 1987.

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9 03 2016
Iriz Chan

Natawa ko sa Zika ha. lol. Oh well, sana dumating na ang eleksyon nang magkaalaman na. Nice blog here!

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