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REJECTED DEBATE QUESTIONS

4 03 2016

THE NEXT presidential debate will take place in Cebu on March 20. Here are some suggested but #RejectedDebateQuestions.

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1: Kung mawawalan ng wallet ang isa sa inyong lima at isa rin sa inyo ang kumuha, sino ang una mong paghihinalaang nagnakaw nito?

2: Nagbulsa ka na ba kahit isang sentimo man lang mula sa kaban ng bayan? Kung oo, magkano? Kung hindi pa, kailan mo ito balak gawin, and why?

3: Sang-ayon ba kayo sa pahayag ni Manny Pacquiao na ang mga lesbian at bading na gumagawa ng “homosexual acts” ay “mas masahol pa sa hayop?” Demonstrate.

4: Kapag biglang tumirik ang siksikang MRT na iyong sinasakyan one rush hour Monday, do you expect us to believe you’ll take the MRT on a rush hour Monday? Bonus question: Saang station kaya titirik ang MRT? Cite statistics.

5: Matapos ideklarang unconstitutional ng Supreme Court ang ‘pork barrel,’ sino sa mga kakilala o kaibigan mong mambabatas ang labis na nalungkot, nagalit, at nanghinayang sa nawalang kita o komisyon? I-upload sa social media ang kanyang pictures gamit ang Pic Collage.

6: Dahil ipinangangalandakan n’yong mahal n’yo ang mahihirap, gusto n’yo ba silang dumami?

7: Batay sa ‘yong sariling pag-aaral, ano ang kuneksyon nina Enrile, Jinggoy, Bong Revilla, at Gigi Reyes kay Janet Napoles? Gumamit ng Venn diagram sa pagpapaliwanag.

8: Ang sabi ni Alma Moreno, “Dasal lang. Dasal lang talaga.” Kung naniniwala kayo sa sinabi niya, magpakita ng pruweba.

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9: Magkano na ang nagagastos mo sa kampanya at anong pabor ang gagawin mo upang makabayad ng utang na loob sa iyong campaign donors?

10: Kung ikaw ang mananalo, at habang nakaupo ay dumanas ng kamalasan ang administrasyon mo, sisisihin mo rin ba ang dating pangulo?

11: Senator Grace Poe, alin ang mas kabisado mo: The Star Spangled Banner o Lupang Hinirang? Perform an a capella of your answer in a range of at least five octaves.

12: Mayor Binay, ano ang cellphone number nina Gerry Limlingan at Ebeng Baloloy? Patunayan ang sinseridad mo sa publiko by dialing your friends’ numbers and talking to both them – in speaker phone mode. Now na.

13: Senator Miriam, You picked a Marcos?! Anyareh?! Justify.

14: Mayor Duterte, If a suspected drug pusher is killed by the Davao Death Squad (DDS) and no one is around to witness it or the body is not found, does the DDS commit a crime?

15: Secretary Mar, Kung isa lang sa dalawang ito ang pwedeng mapasa’yo, alin ang pipiliin mo: ang maging pangulo o ang asawa mo?
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“Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.”
~Desmond Tutu

Sound Bites
“The bottom line: Marcos left such an economic hole that it took the country another 14 years (since 1986) before we could regain the real per capita income levels we were enjoying, such as they were, before the Philippine collapse in 1983. That was, unarguably, the Marcos Legacy. And arguably he left us also a culture of impunity and world-class corruption that is even more difficult to erase. To top it all, the Marcos who wants to be vice president is unapologetic about martial law.”
~Prof. Solita Monsod

Have a fun weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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4 03 2016
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