HAPPY BIRTHDAY VP (And other stories)

10 11 2015

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The Poor
According to the Third Quarter survey of the Social Weather Stations, the number of poor Filipinos has dropped. In Manila alone, poor residents are now fewer. Thanks to the APEC summit.

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The Poor II
Some of the most powerful leaders from the world’s richest nations will converge in the country for the APEC Summit. Some reports have quoted DSWD Sec. Dinky Soliman as saying street-dwellers will take part in a “reach out” activity while the summit is ongoing. For street-dwellers who do not understand the term “reach out,” it’s simple: we welcome the rich, and you’re out.

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Demolition Job
Mar Roxas says the ‘tanim-bala’ issue may be part of a demolition job against the government. Allies believe it’s a plot to destroy the reputation of the administration. Which begs the question: Why the need for ‘tanim-bala’ when you already have people like DOTC Sec. Jun Abaya?

Binay’s Birthday
Vice President Binay marks his 73rd birthday on November 11. Rumors say his supporters organized a circus-themed party. There are clowns, jugglers, and contortionists. The Vice President has personally invited a magician. He’s hoping the magician can make his graft and plunder cases disappear.

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Top 10 Birthday Messages Left on Vice President Binay’s Answering Machine

No. 10: “Pare, kumusta? Si Erap ‘to. Happy 73rd birthday pare. Ang tanda mo na rin pala. Pero ‘wag kang mag-alala. FYI lang, sitenta’y otso na ako. Si Mareng Imelda, otsenta’y sais at si Manong Johnny, nubenta’y uno. May something in common tayong apat kaya sure ako pare, magtatagal ka pa.”

No. 9: “Mr. Vice President, si Sonny Trillanes nga pala ‘to. Sige… go ahead, magpakasaya ka! E-enjoy mo lang ang iyong last birthday – as a free man.”

No. 8: “Hello po Sir Binay! Kami ang pabebe girls at wala kaming pakialam kung birthday mo. Bye!”

No. 7: “Pare, si Gerry Limlingan ‘to. Magpa-Pasko na nagtatago pa rin kami ni Ebeng. ‘Tapos kayo, pa-party-party lang d’yan. Tang-i*a naman o.”

No. 6: “Hey Jojo! How are you doing? I heard it’s your birthday. Have a blast. See you around. By the way, Karma here.”

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No. 5: “Hi Vice! Krissy here! Grabe, ano ‘tong nasagap kong tsismis na may bago ka na namang dyowa? ‘Kaw talaga – ‘di makuntento sa isa. Ikaw lang naman ang gumagastos. Nakakaloka ka. Ay, wait! Gosh, maling number pala ang na-dial ko. Sorry Manong Jojo.”

No. 4: “Hi Daddy! Si Junjun ‘to. Mali-late ako sa party. Anyway, kahit anong mangyari, ipagpapatuloy ko ang mga nasimulan mo. Naging mayor ka, naging mayor din ako. Naging VP ka, sana maging VP rin ako. Makukulong ka, malamang makukulong din ako. Idol! Happy birthday!”

No. 3: “Hello Mr. Vice President… this is Mar. Ang bilis talaga ng panahon. Birthday mo na naman. Almost exactly a year ago din, 37 percent pa ang rating mo at No. 1 ka sa SWS survey. Anyareh? Bye! #azarLang #PSYAnyarehsaRating #AlDubTheEndisNear #OTWOLGoodVibes #ZaynPleaseComeBack #AbayaDontResign”

No. 2: “Darling, si Ellen ‘to. Anong oras ka ba uuwi? Nagpadala ng dalawang birthday cake dito ang city hall: isang dark chocolate at isang black forest. Ipababalik ko ba? Nakakainsulto eh.

And the No. 1 message left on Vice President Binay’s answering machine…

“Happy birthday Manong Jojo! Si Noy ho ‘to! Marami na tayong pinagdaanan, at pagdadaanan pa. Kahit nasa kulungan ka na, sana hindi pa rin masira ang pagkakaibigan ng ating mga pamilya. Ang mahalaga, buhay ka pa naman ‘di ba?”
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“But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.”
~Khaled Hosseini

Sound Bites
“Bago tayo manibak, siguraduhin muna nating may ebidensya at tamang tao ang sisibakin. Mahirap ‘yong taga lang tayo nang taga ng ulo dito.”
~DOTC Sec. Jun Abaya on the “tanim-bala” controversy

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Street Dwellers: Interaksyon; APEC Summit: Wikipedia; Kris: TechPinas.Com; Roxas YouTube Channel; Binay: GMANetwork.com]

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11 11 2015
cheesecake

“Bago tayo manibak, siguraduhin muna nating may ebidensya at tamang tao ang sisibakin. Mahirap ‘yong taga lang tayo nang taga ng ulo dito.”
~DOTC Sec. Jun Abaya on the “tanim-bala” controversy

bakit hindi simulan sa ulo niya?

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11 11 2015
Brother Dave

Hosseini reworded the Masoretic text of the OT. “Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful”

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13 11 2015
jeric pag-ong

Pre, May tanong ako. kung tatakbo si Duterte iboboto mo ba siya?

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13 11 2015
jeric pag-ong

Pre, May Tanong ako, Kung tatakbo si Duterte bilang Presidente, Iboboto mo ba siya?

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