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HERE LIES…

30 10 2015


IN OBSERVANCE of All Saints Day, here’s the updated version of my post called ‘Predicted Epitaphs of Famous Filipinos.’

Kris Aquino: “And then there was silence.”

President Aquino: “Higang matuwid.”

Vice President Binay: “Hello darkness my old friend.”

Mar Roxas: “Oras Na.”

Grace Poe: “Totoo na ‘to. Ipagpapatuloy ko na ang sinimulan ni FPJ.”

Miriam Defensor-Santiago: “Here lies a survivor. But I lied. Hahahaha”

Mayor Duterte: “Mapilit kayo eh! Sige, tatakbo na ako. Paano?!?”

Junjun Binay: “Reunited with his political career.”

Erap: “Went forth and multiplied. Mission accomplished.”

MILF Chairman Al Haj Murad: “At last… peace!”

Juan Ponce Enrile: “O ano?! Happy na kayo.”

Manny Pacquiao: “118-112, 116-112, 120-108 all in favor of Death.”

Nancy Binay: “Too much cake will kill you.

Sharon Cuneta: “’Pag ‘di pa ako pumayat, ewan ko na lang.”

#AlDub: #MalingPanahon
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“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
~Winston Churchill

Sound Bites
“Senator Poe called me up last Friday and requested that I be substituted by Edu Manzano. I said, no problem, I’m okay with it. In the first place, being invited to be a guest candidate is a privilege and it can be withdrawn anytime.”
~Former senator Panfilo Lacson

Enjoy your weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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2 11 2015
Panganorin

I imagined Sen. Miriam saying it inside her coffin. oh god.

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