Two witnesses appeared before the Senate and testified on the alleged “fake rice” discovered in Davao City. One of the witnesses said the rice looked good on display but when cooked, seemed to be fake. The other witness simply described the rice as “like politicians before and after elections.”

1JJBirthday Boy
Suspended Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay celebrated his 38th birthday last July 12. Trivia: Junjun was only eight years old when his family started to rule Makati City. Hence, his new campaign slogan for next year’s elections, “May tutulong, may maaasahan, may forever.”

Birthday Boy II
Happy birthday to suspended Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin Binay Jr. The embattled son of the country’s vice president is now 38 years old. When his family started to rule Makati City, he was just an 8-year-old little Junjun. Makati City voters have been electing the Binays for almost 30 years now – proving yet again that once you go black, you never go back.

1BagatsingWrong Signal
Manila fifth district Rep. Ramon Bagatsing says the TRO against DMCI’s Torre De Manila is bad for business. Some quick facts about Bagatsing: He’s been a congressman of Manila since 2007 and DMCI lawyer for two weeks.

Together Again
Expelled by the Liberal Party just a couple of weeks back over an extramarital affair scandal, Camarines Norte Gov. Edgardo Tallado has reconciled with his wife. The governor’s supporters thanked Mrs. Tallado for thinking about their marriage, their children, and 2016.

LRT Leak
Water from a leaking airconditioning system drenched some passengers of LRT 1 over the weekend. LRT officials said the first-generation model train was procured in Belgium in 1984. It’s been there for 30 long years. Which explains its nickname: Binay.

Part-time actress, student, and artist Julia Buencamino, the 15-year-old daughter of actors Nonie Buencamino and Shamaine Centenera died of an apparent suicide. Julia’s loved ones are grieving; her friends are in mourning, and netizens are talking as if they’re all experts on suicide, mental health, and human behavior.

Pic of the Week: The Death Row Visit
You had me at “enjoyed.”
“In the beginning, some people try to appear that everything about them is “in black and white,” until later their true colors come out.”
~Anthony Liccione

Sound Bites
“i was 15, assigned female at birth, and i identified as nonbinary (surprise, mom and dad i’ve known i was trans since i was 13) panromantic demisexual, as of this moment.”
~Julia Buencamino on Tumblr

Have a safe week!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Fake Rice: PhilNews.Com; Binay: Inquirer.net; Bagatsing: Dailypedia; Tallado: ABSCBN News; Julia Buencamino; Facebook; Pacquiao/Veloso: Facebook]

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