“Bakit social media ang magiging batayan? Gaano kadami ang nasa social media? Hindi tama yan.” – Junjun Binay

Junjun vs. Social Media
Suspended Makati City mayor Junjun Binay has belittled the opinions of people on social media. He said, “Ang dami-daming pwedeng bayaran.” It’s not really difficult to believe him. Because if there’s someone who seems to be an expert on the subject of ‘bayaran,’ it’s Junjun Binay.

UNA Launch
The United Nationalist Alliance was launched last Wednesday, July 1. The gathering gave us a preview of what to expect from Vice President Binay and his allies in politics. For starters, the event was hosted by a popular radio tandem known as Balasubas and Balahura.

Pacquiao and UNA
A potential candidate for senator, boxing great Manny Pacquiao attended the launch of UNA at the Makati Coliseum. Pacquiao was once a member of Aquino’s Liberal Party, Villar’s Nacionalista Party, and Pimentel’s PDP-Laban. Now, he’s with Binay’s United Nationalist Alliance. Which isn’t surprising since Pacquiao idolizes Muhammad Ali. He floats like a political butterfly.

Rizal and the Congressman
Manila Rep. Amado Bagatsing has a proposed solution to the Torre De Manila problem: turn the Rizal monument by 180 degrees so that the new background would no longer be the controversial DMCI project. Bagatsing is a three-term congressman of Manila. Some say he’s running againt next year as an UNA candidate. Others say he’s running as a joke.

Rizal and the Congressman II
Cong. Amado Bagatsing has proposed to turn the Rizal monument around. I don’t know what Bagatsing’s problem is but Ai-Ai De Las Alas has expressed concern and has reportedly offered to help him.

Former First Lady and incumbent Ilocos Norte Rep. Imelda Marcos celebrated her 86th birthday last Thursday, July 2. Wow. And she still looks fresh! People are suspecting stem cell, a special diet, and formalin.

[Photos: Junjun Binay: GMA News; Binay: Rappler; Pacquiao: Reuters; Bagatsing: Dailypedia.Com; Rizal Monument: Interaksyon; Imelda: Reuters]

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