The Professional Heckler

POLITICAL FIGURES and government officials (unless specified) shown as emojis! See if you can guess all of them!

Here’s an example to get you started.

– A woman
– A TV set
– A boy
– Another boy (older)
– Loud speakers
Answer: Kris Aquino

Another example:

– A house
– Crocodiles
– Money
Answer: House of Representatives

Got it? Good luck! Keep track of your score. We’ll interpret the results later.

ANSWERS:
Highlight each item to reveal the answer.

1: President Aquino
– A balding man
– Cigar

2: Junjun Binay
– A man
– Umbrella
– Building
– Money

3: Janet Lim-Napoles
– A woman
– Money
– Bath tub
– Running away
– Police

4: Manny Pangilinan

5: Ninoy Aquin0

6: Manny Pacquiao

6: Sorry for the error in numbering
Bong Revilla and Jinggoy Estrada

8: Juan Ponce Enrile

9: Imelda Marcos

10: Lito Lapid
– A man
– A horse
– A gun
– Someone asleep

11: Nancy Binay

12: Rey Pamaran (Nemesis of Melissa Mendez)

13: Mayor Joseph Estrada
– A man
– Alcohol
– Women
– Gambling

14: Vice President Binay
– A man
– Coconut tree
– A palace

15: Mar Roxas
– A bike (padyak)
– A man
– Blue (his official color)

16: Mister International 2015 PO2 Neil Perez

17: Sen. TG Guingona
– A huge ear
– Color blue
– A ribbon
(He’s the Blue Ribbon Committee chair)

18: Tito Sotto

19: ER Ejercito

20: Miss Universe-Philippines Pia Wurtzbach

What your score means:
18-20: Mahusay ang imahinasyon mo. Magagamit mo ‘yan sa larangan ng pag-ibig lalo na kung single ka. Imaginin mo na lang na may nagmamahal sa ‘yo. Kahit wala naman talaga.

15-17: Mas mataas pa sana ang makukuha mo kung hindi ka overweight. Mag-diet.

12-14: Sakto lang. Not good. Not bad. Parang ‘yong budget mo this Holy Week break. Magtipid!

9-11: ‘Wag nang magtaka kung bakit wala kang love life. Boring kang kausap. Magbasa pa.

8 and Below: Tanggapin ang kapalaran. Hanggang d’yan lang talaga ang alam mo eh, anong magagawa natin?
————————————————————————————————————————————–
“I think what makes ‘Jeopardy!’ special is that, among all the quiz and game shows out there, ours tends to encourage learning.”
~Alex Trebek

Sound Bites
“Bilang Pangulo, napakaraming usapin ang kailangan kong tutukan nang sabay-sabay, na kailangan ng agarang tugon at pagdedesisyon. Responsibilidad ko ang 100 milyong Pilipino sa loob at labas ng ating bansa. Opo, ako ang Pangulo, pero tao rin ako. Hindi ko kayang basahin ang iniisip ng bawat kausap ko, at hindi ko kayang mabantayan ang lahat sa lahat ng panahon.”
~President Aquino, Philippine National Police Academy Graduation rites, 3.27.2015

Happy weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.