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MANNY MATTERS

24 11 2014

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MANNY PACQUIAO scored a convincing win against undefeated American Chris Algieri Sunday noon in Macau. Analysts say vintage Pacquiao is back. They described his performance as “world-class.” Pacquiao was quick to deny though that his training equipment were overpriced.

While the odds were clearly not in his favor, Chris Algieri bravely faced his opponent and did not back out. Take that Vice President Binay!

The lopsided fight lasted 12 rounds. The judges scored it 119-103, 120-102, and 119-103 all for Manny Pacquiao who retained his WBO welterweight title. To be fair, Chris Algieri retained his Mr. Photogenic title.

CompuBox statistics showed Manny Pacquiao landed 229 of 669 punches thrown while Algieri landed 108 of 469 blows. That’s 229 vs. 108. Both boxers were nothing though compared to the Vice President who’s also landed. Something like 350… hectares.

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As expected, Mommy Dionisia became a side attraction on Sunday. Before Manny Pacquiao showcased his craft, Mommy D showed some witchcraft.

At least 16 congressmen flew to Macau to watch Manny Pacquiao’s fight last Sunday. There was this super awkward moment at the NAIA when airport personnel alerted authorities about a possible attempt at wildlife smuggling.

Inspiration. While throwing punches at Pacquiao, Chris Algieri was imagining the championship belt. While throwing punches at Algieri, Pacquiao was imagining Kim Henares.

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Ano ang gustong sabihin ng lalaki sa bandang kaliwa?

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A: “Kay Manny ako titingin, kunwari ‘di ko alam na may nakatutok na camera. Baka kasi masabihan na naman akong papansin.”

B: “Mga dalawa o tatlong laban pa siguro ‘tong bata ko. ‘Wag muna sana s’yang magreretiro. Sayang din ang kikitain ‘no!”

C: “Leche kasi itong security, inagaw ang nakasanayan kong puwesto. Buwisit!”

D: “Sa mga Pinoy na nanonood ngayon: wala akong pakialam sa mga batikos n’yo! Punyeta kayong lahat! Mamatay kayo sa inggit!”

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Pork scam whistleblower Benhur Luy revealed that Janet Lim-Napoles also used the codename “Cong. Biazon” for Jinggoy Estrada. When Ruffy Biazon heard this, he vowed to inquire, investigate, and lose weight.

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Ano ang gustong sabihin ng lalaki sa gitna?

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A: “Ang laki kasi ng t’yan ng gagong ‘to. Kalahati lang tuloy ng katawan ko ang kita sa picture.”

B: “Mommy naman, anong nakakatawa do’n?! Kasalanan ko ba kung look-alike ko raw si Ruffy Biazon? Choosy pa ba siya?!”

C: “Parang may nararamdaman akong kakaiba ah. Amoy kandila. Syet. Kinikilabutan ako. Feeling ko, may naglalakad na kaluluwa sa aking likuran.”

D: “Tengene nemen. Bakit nagiging kamukha yata ni JV ‘tong si Jude. Hindi ko yata keri.”

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Location: Makati City Hall Quadrangle, November 10, 2014
Ano ang sinasabi ng matandang lalaki sa dalawa nitong kasama?

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A: “Ilang beses ko pa bang dapat sabihin? Wala kayong dapat alalahanin! Sigurado na tayo sa 2016! Chill!”

B: “Pakisabi kay Nancy tigil-tigilan na ang pagsasalita sa media. Minsan kasi walang kwenta. Pati ako napapailing na lang.”

C: “O, nasaan ang mga payong n’yo? Ang init-init, ‘di kayo nagdala – ‘tapos kung kailan gabi saka kayo magpapayong. Kaya kayo nababatikos eh!”

D: “Ipaliwanag n’yo ‘yan! Bakit dinuguan ang pa-birthday sa akin ng Makati Councilors’ League? Baaaakit!?!%$#2@!”

Useless
According to a recent study, regular exercise may not help improve the blood sugar level of Type 2 diabetics – especially if the exercise involves running back and forth – between the couch and the refrigerator.
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“The road to hell was paved with the bones of men who did not know when to quit fighting.”
~Paulette Jiles

Sound Bites
“The fans deserve that fight…. I am ready to fight him next year.”
~Manny Pacquiao on Floyd Mayweather Jr.

“You want to say it’s campaigning, bakit? What’s wrong with what I’m doing?”
~Vice President Binay on his market tour

Have a great week!

[Photos: PDI: Biazon/Jinggoy, GMA News.Com: Binay, Jinggoy/Jude, and Chavit/Pacquiao]

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25 11 2014
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