What’s cooking?
What’s terrifying?
Trick or Treat
The Zombie Apocalypse
Halloween Costume Party Ideas
If you wanna impress or scare the hell out of your friends, dress up as any of the following:
The costume that never gets old. Walang pagbabago.
The more the greedier.
Funny.
Two-in-one offer. For only P2.7B.
Wear at your own risk.
Always a shocker.
The spoiled one.
When you wear this costume, be prepared to make a public apology after.
There Will Be Blood.
Guns not included; costume and motorcycle only.
Imported costume from West Africa.
Buy the party organizers. Buy the guests. Buy the costumes!
Own it!
“If you don’t know learn how to be scared, you’ll never really learn how to be brave.”
~ Simon Holt, The Devouring
Sound Bites
“If you participate sa mundo na ‘yon, I think dapat hindi ka sensitive, matibay ang loob mo.”
~Nancy Binay reacting to Jim Paredes’s complaint vs. a netizen who sent him ‘death tweets’
“Shouldn’t she condemn death threats? Idiotic answer. Noong hinarang kayo sa gate, ‘di ba po napaka-sensitive n’yo that you took offense at the guards for doing their jobs?”
~Jim Paredes to Nancy Binay
Happy Halloween! Have a safe weekend!
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