WHICH PORK SCAM PLAYER ARE YOU?

FIND OUT by answering this pork barrel scam personality test. You must write your answers on a paper or type them on your phone. Good luck!

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1: Choose a movie:
A: Toy Story
B: Bituing Walang Ningning
C: Die Hard
D: Magic Mike
E: The Godfather

2: Sa school, inakusahan kang nandaya sa exam, anong gagawin mo?
A: Ipagpapasa-Diyos ko na lang.
B: Igigiit na walang alam sa nangyari.
C: Magagalit. Magtuturo ng ibang kaklase.
D: Aamin pero sasabihing hindi ako ang nagsimula.
E: Deadma. Pero maghahanda ako ng defense in case magkaroon ng imbestigasyon.

3: What was the answer to the riddle of the Sphinx?
A: Ano ba ‘yong Sphinx?
B: Hindi ko alam.
C: Tang-ina. Malay ko!
D: Can I call a friend? Chos!
E: Ang dali naman. Next question please.

4: Select a sport or game:
A: Dama
B: Basketball
C: Boxing
D: Volleyball
E: Horse Race

5: Choose a quote or saying:
A: A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
B: If your dreams don’t scare you, they are not big enough.
C: Just do it.
D: The truth will set you free.
E: Age doesn’t matter.

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6: Pick an animal:
A: Rooster
B: Pig
C: Crocodile
D: Butterfly
E: Turtle

7: How would your friends describe you?
A: Attractive
B: Generous
C: Confident
D: Sociable
E: Intelligent

8: Choose a TV show:
A: Eat Bulaga
B: Kabuhayang Swak na Swak
C: Tukaan
D: Project Runway
E: TV Patrol

9: Ano ang kinatatakutan mo?
A: Aging
B: Poverty
C: Secret!
D: Cockroach
E: Death

Review your answers. Count the As, Bs, Cs, Ds, and Es.

If you answered mostly As, click here.
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If you answered mostly Bs, click here.
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If you answered mostly Cs, click here.
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If you answered mostly Ds, click here.
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If you answered mostly Es, click here.
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“Truth fears no questions.”
~Anonymous

2Sound Bites
“Ruby Tuason’s immunity from the PDAF cases does not automatically cover the Malampaya case. She has not been extended immunity in Malampaya because the case is still being evaluated.”
~DOJ Sec. Leila De Lima on Ruby Tuason

Have a nice weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: DZMM, Funny-Pictures.Net, Inquirer.Net/DOJ]

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