CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING, THE MRT, DIVERGENT, AND OTHER STORIES

27 03 2014

LIBERAL PARTY stalwart and DOTC Sec. Joseph Abaya confirmed DILG Sec. Mar Roxas would be the LP’s standard bearer in 2016. Partymates describe Roxas as a good choice. Political observers described the decision as a “no choice.”

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Liberal Party stalwart Joseph Abaya says Sec. Mar Roxas “will carry the flag for the LP” in the 2016 presidential elections. Unless, of course, something unfortunate happens to the popular mother or father of another LP member. (But nobody wants that to happen. Not the LP members and definitely not Korina Sanchez.)

Malacañang on Wednesday clarified that President Aquino has yet to choose the Liberal Party’s standard bearer for 2016. The President wants someone who is honest, decent, and ready to accept defeat.

Summer
The weather bureau has declared that summer has officially started. It’s the dry season. Or as President Aquino calls it, “My sex life.”

maglalatikAnniversary
On March 29, the Communist Party of the Philippines will celebrate the 45th anniversary of the New People’s Army. The NPA’s armed rebellion has been going on for 45 long years. Even China was like, “Hilarious!”

The tipsters who provided information that led to the arrest of top communist leaders last weekend will reportedly receive 11.2 million pesos. The AFP denied rumors that the reward is subject to 10 percent revolutionary tax.

1napolesMRT Accident
A “sudden braking” accident at the MRT 3 Wednesday morning, which injured a dozen passengers was blamed on the driver. The MRT management says the driver has been in the service for only six months. Apparently, his blunder was due to inexperience. The driver was identified only by his nickname, Noynoy.

1kidGwen and Chris
After 10 years of marriage, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay front man Chris Martin separated – in a move they called “conscious uncoupling.” Lawmakers should follow their lead and consciously uncouple from their corrupt practices.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have called it quits. Gwyneth will reportedly speak soon about their marital problems on TV together with her sisters Ballsy, Pinky, and Viel Paltrow.

‘Conscious uncoupling’ has become a top trending topic. Apparently, everyone has had some (funny) ‘conscious uncoupling’ experience. You can ‘consciously uncouple’ from anyone or anything, anytime and anywhere – except in the MRT.

Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to separate from Chris Martin. Gwyneth is now part of Russia.

Surprised
When Sen. Cynthia Villar heard that Ruby Tuason had ties with the Napoleses, she was really surprised. Her face had difficulty showing it but she was.

Your Eyes
According to the Philippine Academy of Ophthalmology, more than two million Filipinos will develop visual impairment this year due to various reasons. I see.

De Lima’s Ex
Sacked NBI Deputy Director for Intelligence Services Reynaldo Esmeralda says lawyer Plaridel Bohol, the ex-husband of Justice Sec. Leila De Lima together with two other former NBI officials met with Janet Lim-Napoles before she was arrested. De Lima dismissed Esmeralda’s revelation as malicious since it’s been a long time ago since she and Bohol consciously uncoupled.

Libel
Erwin Tulfo sued the Philippine Daily Inquirer for libel. He is demanding 12 million pesos in damages from the Inquirer. That’s huge. If he wins, he doesn’t have to solicit ads from NABCOR anymore.

Broadcast journalist Erwin Tulfo sued the Philippine Daily Inquirer for libel. Tulfo said the news report titled, Payoffs to media bared  was “very damaging” to his integrity. Now that’s how you deliver a  punchline.

Divergent
Divergent opened in theaters last March 19. In the movie, citizens of a futuristic society are divided into five factions based on their personalities: Abnegation (selfless); Amity (kind); Candor (honest); Erudite (intelligent), and Thieves (lawmakers).

#AlamNa

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“Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard”
~The Scientist, Coldplay

Pic of the Weak
MRT 3 Packed Queue!

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Sound Bites
“Happy anniversary. We have arrested your No. 1 and No. 2!”
~ Lt. Col. Ramon Zagala, AFP Public Affairs Office Chief

Poll Results
What broadsheet do you (usually) read?

Philippine Daily Inquirer 52.36%
Philippine Star 16.36%
I don’t read newspapers! 11.27%
Manila Standard 5.82%
Manila Bulletin 5.09%
Tabloid lang (Don’t judge me!) 5.09%
Business World 2.18%
Other Dailies 0.73%
Business Mirror 0.36%
Daily Tribune 0.36%

Congratulations graduates!

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[Photos: Philippine Daily Inquirer, NewWorldSummit.Eu (NPA Flag), Erel Cabatbat of TV5 (MRT 3 Pic), Rappler, Gabriel Paul L. Perez (MRT pic)]

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3 responses

27 03 2014
timowp17

Thanks Heckler.

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27 03 2014
Edward Gabud (@edgabud)

Hi. An avid fun here.

Nice and funny blog as usual. But, if I may, Sec. Jun Abaya is not the secretary general of the Liberal Party anymore. He is the acting president and currently the executive vice president of the party. Rep. Mel Sarmiento is the secretary general.

Thanks and more power

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28 03 2014
professionalheckler

Thank you for the info. I got it from the Inquirer report. Nangopya ng mali. :))

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