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SELFIE AND OTHER STORIES

21 11 2013

ABS-CBN NEWS reported that Bong Revilla was disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision declaring PDAF as illegal. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court is disappointed with ABS-CBN’s decision to report about something we already know.

Q-10
According to Bong Revilla, “Kung meron tayong PDAF, mas marami sana tayong matutulungan sa mga naapektuhan ng bagyo.” Sought for comment, Janet Napoles couldn’t say a word. She was laughing uncontrollably.

Bong Revilla was unhappy with the High Court’s ruling on PDAF. He said, “Kung meron tayong PDAF, mas marami sana tayong matutulungan sa mga naapektuhan ng bagyo.” When supertyphoon Haiyan heard this, it made another landfall somewhere.

Not the End
On the Supreme Court’s historic PDAF ruling, Senate President Franklin Drilon says senators are not upset and don’t really seem to mind the decision at all. They all deserve an Oscar.

napolesSlugfest
Manny Pacquiao will slug it out with Brandon Rios this weekend. It will be the third big fight in just three weeks. The first one was Donaire vs. Darchinyan and the other was Roxas vs. Romualdez.

According to Inquirer columnist Conrado De Quiros, for Tacloban to recover, Mar Roxas should get out of the city. Because of this fearless statement, many people admired the columnist. Until he suggested that Jojo Ochoa take over.

Mar Roxas and Korina Sanchez have been getting negative publicity of late. A week after CNN made Korina (in)famous, Mar Roxas became the subject of Conrado De Quiros’s scathing column. In totally unrelated news, the Binays are offering a thanksgiving mass this weekend.

King
Former CNN host Larry King turned 80 the other day. Yes, he’s already 80 years old – or as Juan Ponce Enrile would say, “Young.”

User
Overseas… Police busted Florida Representative Trey Radel on a charge of cocaine possession. His father Chavit Radel believes it was a set up.

napolesSelfie
The Oxford English Dictionaries has named “selfie” as the word of the year. In second place was the word “Enough!”

Reports say the word of the year pretty sums up the “events, achievements, and culture” of 2013. Wait, is 2013 that awful?

The word of the year is “selfie” according to the Oxford English Dictionaries. And today’s teenagers were like, “What’s a dictionary?”
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“Political history is far too criminal and pathological to be a fit subject of study for the young. Children should acquire their heroes and villains from fiction.”
~ W.H. Auden

Sound Bites
“My advice to my fellow politicians is this is not yet the end of the world.”
~Senate President Franklin Drilon on the SC’s PDAF ruling

Just be happy!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Philippine Daily Inquirer, NY Daily News, Heavy.Com]

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21 11 2013
overcastandhazy

Reblogged this on overcast and hazy and commented:
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22 11 2013
Isabeau Jane

i love the sting or your kind of satire!

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22 11 2013
chip2chip2 (@Chip2chip2)

Ha..ha.. Artista talaga itong si Bong Revilla baka madaig si Daniel Day Lewis sa pelikulang Lincoln. Best Actor talaga, kung ako si Bong Revilla rope lang ang katapat niyan, ibitin niya sa pinaka-matatag na poste ng Mansion nila ni Lani Mercado at itali sa leeg niya.Then say… OOOPPPPSSS… aksidente lang po!He should just shut his fucking mouth releasing all his hypocritical paawa sa tao…Hopefully naman it is working for those people who idolize this Ass-hole!!

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