NAPOLES’S SENATE SHOCKER

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HERE IS THE complete list of Janet Napoles’s shocking revelations on the pork barrel scam as told before the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee in a hearing held Thursday, November 7, 2013.
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“The cruelest lies are often told in silence.”
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

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JANET LIM-NAPOLES appeared before the Senate blue ribbon committee Thursday, Nov. 7. Before the actual hearing started, Napoles took her oath. She vowed to “tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God.” To which, God said, “Ulol!”

Janet Lim-Napoles denied having transactions with lawmakers and said, “Nakakaawa nga po ‘yung mga senador at mga congressmen, nada-drag ang pangalan nila.” When Jinggoy Estrada heard this, he said, “Pwede na akong umuwi.”

Janet Napoles absolved lawmakers of wrongdoing. She claimed she knew nothing about the pork barrel scandal and even declared, “Wala namang scam.” She also denied that they’re rich. Just the perfect material for the next episode of ‘Kap’s Amazing Stories.’

Denying reports they’re rich, she described their status as “sakto lang.” If “sakto lang” means owning 30 cars, 28 houses, 200 Heritage Park lots, and 107 bank accounts under her name, then the rest of us are what? Echinoderms? Parameciums? Dinoflagellates?

Throughout the hearing, Janet Lim-Napoles was wearing a bullet-proof vest. For someone whose skin was beyond thick, was that even needed?

As soon as Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago was acknowledged by committee chair TG Guingona, the feisty lawmaker told Janet Napoles, “There you are. Let me take a good look at you.” Napoles felt really uncomfortable. She didn’t expect Senator Miriam to be stricter than the security in Malacañang.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago warned Janet Lim-Napoles against Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile, one of the lawmakers being implicated in the pork barrel scam. Santiago said, “‘Wag mong i-underestimate si Enrile. May asim pa si Tanda.” To which Gigi Reyes replied, “Naman!”

The hearing lasted six hours but Janet Lim-Napoles failed to give new or substantial information on the pork barrel mess. Arnold Clavio was extremely disappointed.

Sen. Allan Peter Cayetano asked Janet Napoles, “Did you ever consider a career in government?” And Napoles was like, “The f*ck are you talking about?!? I run the government!”

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“Ewan ko ho. Hindi ko ho alam. I invoke my right blah blah blah…”
~Janet Lim-Napoles

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[Photo: PDI, Rappler]

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10 thoughts on “NAPOLES’S SENATE SHOCKER”

  1. Napoles just kept burying herself deeper into the pork barrel scam –and exposed her own guilty in the minds of majority of the audiences nationwide who watched the televised Senate Blue Ribbon Committee investigation. Her “hindi po totoo” and “hindi ko po alam” answers and invoking self-incrimination refugee merely confirmed to the public her guilt. Some taxi and jeepney drivers, and even talipapa vendors who watched it said there was no question “talaga ho siyang umaman sa pagnanakaw ng ating my buwis an ibinabayad na VAT sa lahat ng ating binibili.” Obviously she committed perjury in that hearing. And it will not be surprising if the Senatos slap her with that charge.
    Gil H. A. Santos

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  2. Yes, this is the best way to describe yesterday’s Senate Executive Session on this Pork Barrel Scam…….the vastness of Emptiness !!!   Thanks,  Tony Cubacub “The wisest mind has something yet to learn”– George Santayana “Never look down on others unless you are helping them up.”    

     

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