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STATUS: IT’S COMPLICATED

18 10 2013

SENATE PRESIDENT Franklin Drilon has agreed to sign the subpoena for Janet Lim-Napoles. The suspected pork barrel scam queen will be required to appear before the Senate soon. Analysts believe that day will be significant, historic, and extremely awkward.

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Jinggoy and Napoles
Magandang hapon Mrs. Napoles! Ako ay isa sa mga senador na idinadawit sa pork barrel scam na diumano’y pakana mo. Balita ko, kakanta ka na raw ngayong hapon. Totoo ba?

Yes your honor.

Well, nakikinig kaming lahat. Go ahead.

Para po sa inyo ito your honor…
“Hello darkness my old friend…
I’ve come to talk with you again…”

Thank you.

Sotto and Napoles
You are under oath Mrs. Napoles. Tandaan mo ‘yan.

Copy po your honor.

Kung ‘di ka magsasabi ng totoo, puwede kang kasuhan.

Kopya po. Kopyang-kopya po your honor.

Nang-aasar ka ba?

Copy po… este. Hindi po. Thank you.

Bong Revilla and Napoles
Magandang hapon po Ms Napoles!

Kap naman! Jenny na lang. Ano ka ba? So ano na? ‘Musta na si Nay Lolit?

Mr. Chair, your honors, can I ask for a 2-minute recess?

Granted!

Drilon and Napoles
Isang tanong, isang sagot: may bahagi ba ng PDAF ko ang

Gano’n? Diretso po agad sa tanong your honor? ‘Di ba pwedeng pleasantries muna? Kumusta na po si Ma’am Mila?

Inuulit ko…

Sandali lang naman Manong Frank. ‘Di naman kayo ganyan ‘pag nasa parties namin ah. Thank you.

Lito Lapid and Napoles
Mrs. Napoles, gusto kong sabihin mo mismo sa harap ng publiko: tayo ba ay nagkaroon ng anumang transaksyong may kaugnayan sa pork barrel?

Wala po your honor!

Magaling! Salamat Mrs. Napoles!

Paanong magkakaroon eh ibinigay mong lahat ang PDAF mo kay Mrs. Victoria Sevilla Tolentino ng Innsbruck International Trading! Madamot ka your honor! Tse!

Ah, Mr. Chair, may I request that my question as well as Mrs. Napoles’s answer be stricken from the Senate record? Pwede po ba Mrs. Napoles?

Sige your honor. Pero spell ‘stricken’ muna. Thank you.

Enrile and Napoles
Mrs. Napoles, kilala mo ba ang dati kong chief of staff na si Gigi Reyes?

Mas kilala n’yo po siya.

Totoo bang madalas kayong magkita?

Hindi po kasindalas ng inyong pagkikita.

Malaki ba ang ibinigay mo sa kanya?

Bakit po? ‘Yon bang sa inyo maliit?

Kayo ba ay may mga ginawang kaduda-duda?

Mas kaduda-duda po ang ginawa n’yong dalawa. Thank you.

IN OTHER News…

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Folk singer Freddie Aguilar, 60 has a 16-year-old girlfriend. Age gap: 44 years Take that Hugh Hefner!

Ka Freddie is 60. His girlfriend is 16. In pop culture, we call that May 1953-December 1997 affair.

Remember when Ka Freddie Aguilar marched and fought against corruption? Minor observation lang. Wala lang.

Pop icon Freddie Aguilar who is 60 years old, has a 16-year-old girlfriend! Suddenly, people began to understand Marlene Aguilar.

Freddie Aguilar, 60 vows to marry his girlfriend when she reaches 18. Ka Freddie is optimistic about their future. I sincerely hope he gets there.

Ka Freddie has had three ex-wives. His current girlfriend should seek advice from them. They’re her future.

Pop icon Freddie Aguilar, 60 is madly in love with a 16-year-old. Or as Venus Raj would say, “Minor minor problem.”
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“Painful as it may be, a significant emotional event can be the catalyst for choosing a direction that serves us-and those around us – more effectively. Look for the learning.”
~Louisa May Alcott

Sound Bites
“Well, I fell in love. May kasabihan tayo, may batas ng tao, may batas ng puso, may batas ng Diyos. Then kung sa batas ng tao nagkamali ako then I will admit it but the difference about this is I fell in love and when I found out that she was a minor, the first thing I did was to notify the parents because I know na hindi tama. But for me to back out, we are already in love. I think it’s more damaging to her if I back out now. I didn’t ask her to choose,”
~Folk artist Freddie Aguilar, 60 on his relationship with a 16-year-old girl

And another:
“I’m here, (if) you don’t want me, I am sorry. I am Freddie Aguilar, take me for what I am. I’m not gonna be because you like me to be like this or like that, no way! I’m not a robot, I’m a human. I make mistake, I laugh, I cry, I eat, so what? Crucify me, yeah Ok but I’m still Freddie Aguilar.”

After all, Anna Dizon is still Anna Dizon.

Have a safe and fun weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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18 10 2013
jaxius

It will the the hearing where most answers will be “I envoke my right against self-incrimination.”

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