PICTURE! PICTURE! (Quiz Atbp.)

8 10 2013

THINK YOU’RE updated? Take this quiz.

Q-1
1: Ayon sa mga report, ano ang nangyari sa babaeng ito this week?
A: Nag-casino
B: Sinibak
C: Nagretiro
D: Nagmaasim

Q-2
2: Sino ang lalaking ito?
A: Si Jimmy Napoles matapos babuyin ng kanyang barbero
B: Si Gus Abelgas sa Kapamilya Weekend Sing-along Showdown
C: Si Carding ng Reycards Duet, namatay last night sa US
D: Si Dev Patel Dediva, ang apologetic na ama ni Devina DeDiva na nanlait kay Megan Young at sa mga Pilipino

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3: What does DAP – an acronym we first heard from Budget Secretary Butch Abad stand for?
A: Deodorized Allocation for Pals
B: Demonyo Ang Pork
C: Disbursement Approved by the President

Q-5
4: Naki-party kay Napoles, sino ang lalaki sa kaliwa?
A: Rene Maglanque: mayor ng Candaba, Pampanga
B: Antonio Tiu: Tatay ni Chris Tiu, owner ng Discovery Suites
C: Gregory Ong: Sandiganbayan Justice

Q-4
5: Ayon sa report ng Rappler, sino ang nakatira sa mala-palasyong bahay na ito sa Forbes Park, Makati City?
A: Si Jinggoy Estrada. Hindi isinama sa SALN! Patay ka!
B: Si Monsignor Josefino Ramirez, ang BFF na pari ni Janet Napoles. Amen!
C: Si Gigi Reyes. Regalo ‘yan ni Boss Johnny. #AlamNa

Q-8
6: Sino ang lalaking ito at ano ang hawak niyang larawan?
A: Lawyer ni Janet Napoles – ipinakita niya ang picture ni Benhur Luy noong sexy pa ito.
B: Lawyer ‘yan ni Chito Miranda – ipinakita niya ang picture ng suspect na nag-upload ng sex videos nina Chito at Neri.
C: Lawyer ni Raymart Santiago – ipinakita niya ang picture ng lalaking ka-chat ni Claudine Barretto habang “high” diumano ito sa drugs.

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7: Reacting to critics of the DAP, palace spokersperson Edwin Lacierda said, “Their style is DOM.” What does DOM mean?
A: Disagree, Omit, Misinterpret
B: Deny, Obscure, Misdirect
C: Desperate, Overreacting, Misinformed

Q9
8: When she was arraigned last Sept. 23, Janet Napoles filled out a “personal data” form. Batay sa ibinigay niyang impormasyon, ano raw ang ‘Educational Attainment’ niya?
A: High G (Baka high sa gamot!)
B: Collage (Wrong spelling pa ang pucha!)
C: Dropout (So feeling mo si Bill Gates ka? Gano’n?)

Q6
9: In her roundtable discussion with the editors of the Philippine Daily Inquirer, what did Janet Napoles tell a photojournalist who was taking photos of her?
A: “Kuya, bawal ‘yan. Dapat may permit!”
B: “Kuya, ‘wag mo na akong piktyuran. Pangit ako ngayon.”
C: “Kuya, hindi po kasama sa usapan ‘yan. Interview lang po tayo.”

Q-10
10: Saang event nakunan ang larawang ito?
A: Red carpet premiere ng “Ang Panday 2”
B: Kasal nina Shalani Soledad at Roman Romulo
C: 50th Wedding Anniversary nina Erap at Loi Estrada

Q-7
11: While La Salle’s Jeron Teng was about to shoot free throws, UAAP Season 76 MVP Terrence Romeo of FEU rubbed his hands with, what La Sallians suspected were saliva and sweat to distract the Green Archer. Of the incident, Teng said, “It was really disgusting.” Ano ang sagot ni Romeo?
A: “Laway lang po ‘yon. Hindi naman po nakakamatay.”
B: “Hindi po alam ng mga tao ang totoong nangyari. Huwag po sana akong i-judge.”
C: “Pawis lang ‘yon. Mamatay man ako.”


12: Kung ikaw ang babaeng ito, ano ang kinakaharap mong kaso?
A: Public scandal
B: Paggamit ng droga
C: Crime of fashion
D: Pandarambong

[Scroll down for answers and the meaning of your score.]
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“Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.”
~ Oprah Winfrey

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Quiz Answers
1: Siya si Aling Virginia Torres ng LTO. Nag-casino raw ayon sa reports pero nagmaasim kasi na-set up daw, ‘tapos nang sibakin diumani, nag-retiro raw. #Palusot Give yourself 2 pts if you answered B and 1 pt if you answered C. Three points if you picked D.

2: A. Jimmy Napoles. Ang yaman-yaman, ‘di maayos ang gupit. Syet.

3: None of the choices. It’s Disbursement Acceleration Program. One point if you got it right. But if you picked A, B or C, give yourself 3 points.

4: C. Justice Gregory Ong #Ingat

5: B. Monsignor Josefino Ramirez, ang former rector ng Quiapo Church na nagdadala ng Black Nazarene sa bahay ng mga Napoles.

6: A. Nang una kasing lumabas si Benhur Luy, sekwalidad niya ang tinira  ng lawyers ni Napoles.

7: B.

8: A. High G. [Moral of the story: You don’t need a college degree to amass bathtubs of money.]

9: B: “Kuya, ‘wag mo na akong piktyuran. Pangit ako ngayon.” MWF lang daw s’ya maganda.

10: B. Kasal nina Shalani at Roman. Hmmm….

11: C. “Pawis lang ‘yon. Mamatay man ako.” KADIRI ka pa rin.

12: Siya ang former congresswoman and incumbent governor ng Masbate na may kasong plunder. You get a point if you answered D. But give yourself 3 points if you answered A, B or C.

What does your score mean?
15-18 pts: Updated ka! Parang Lhar Santiago lang, updated sa kung anu-anong happening. Dahil d’yan, may libreng dinner ka kasama sina Lhar Santiago at Nelson Canlas.

11-14 pts: Pwede na! Bago matapos ang taon, magkakaroon ka ng increase… sa trabaho. Walang dagdag sa suweldo. Asa pa you!

7-10 pts: Ang lakas mong tsumamba. Ganyang-ganyan din ang love life mo… tsambahan!

6 and below: Where have you been?

Thank you!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos courtesy of Philippine Daily Inquirer, Rappler, Solar News, ABSCBNNews, KRevealedBlog]

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3 responses

8 10 2013
Project 55

hahaha ‘asa pa you’ ang score ko. mas enjoy ‘to kesa sa quiztion (halatang ‘di nananalo dun) 😛 pero ‘di ako maka-move on sa item 12. help!

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8 10 2013
Richmond

1 point lang for the meaning of DAP nasagot ko. Kailangan maging informed ako, especially gov’t employee ako.

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10 10 2013
silverlining09

Di man lang na-justify ng kaso na kinahaharap ang fashion sense ni #12, tsk, tsk…

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