JANET NAPOLES’ former maid who was jailed in February on charges of qualified theft was ordered released Friday afternoon. Dominga Cadelina was accused of stealing four panties from Napoles. But the court ruled in favor of the defendant when Napoles’ lawyer presented the four pieces of evidence. The judge smelled something fishy.

Complainants Jimmy Napoles and Reynald Lim told the court the controversial panties cost 800 dollars. But official receipts showed they were purchased for 32 dollars only! Pati ba naman sa T-back, may kickback?”

For Sale
According to ABS-CBN News, Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles is “quietly selling” some of her properties. Rumors say Napoles has started to get rid of assets she’s got no use of like condo units, luxury cars, and her husband.

Janet Napoles is reportedly selling some of her assets. Sources say, “bagsak-presyo ang bentahan.” In fact, Napoles is selling the properties for as low as her life-form.

1“Ang Sugo”
Bong Revilla has reportedly backed out of the Iglesia Ni Cristo movie where he was supposed to portray INC executive minister Eraño Manalo. Jinggoy Estrada has expressed interest in playing the part but was rejected outright because it was not a sexy movie.

Sen. Bong Revilla has backed out of the INC-produced biopic titled ‘Ang Sugo.’ However, he’ll be very busy soon with another project called ‘Ang Inmate.’

Government Shutdown
Because of the government shutdown in the US, non-essential employees got fired. Poor guys! In the Philippines, non-essential employees got pork.

People all over the world are talking about the US government shutdown. Yup, a government shutdown – or as Janet Napoles put it, “What I almost did here!”

Last Friday, government troops raided the house of former ARMM governor Nur Misuari in Zamboanga City. But the soldiers didn’t find him there. Next stop: Heritage Park.

Many Filipinos born in the ’90s are not that familiar with Nur Misuari. When they heard that he’s gone into hiding, they asked, “Why? Is he a senator’s chief of staff?

Tita Tingting
Defeated senatorial candidate Margarita ‘Tingting’ Cojuangco (Final Rank: 24) claimed she was cheated in the last elections. Cojuangco reportedly learned that the Comelec and Smartmatic rigged the PCOS machines. She also learned that President Noynoy Aquino knew about it, and she learned that P30 million was given to Comelec to cover up the alleged cheating. Tingting Cojuangco has learned so many things. When will she learn to move on?

GMA News’ Jiggy Manicad had a pooper, I mean, blooper the other day. Talking live to the spokesperson of the Million People March, the award-winning journalist said, “’Yong composition… kanina, nakita natin ang pagdagsa [sa Ayala] ng mga tae…” As they say, “Shit happens.”

The ‘tae’ video is being shared and re-posted by netizens. The video has gone bacterial.
“Being wealthy isn’t just a question of having lots of money. It’s a question of what we want. Wealth isn’t an absolute, it’s relative to desire. Every time we seek something that we can’t afford, we can be counted as poor, how much money we may actually have.”
~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Megan Young on BBC
BBC did an interview with Miss World 2013 Megan Young the other day. This girl is smart – beauty and brains indeed. Megan is world class – while Devina Dediva is world ass. Watch:

Sound Bites
“We are supposed to be celebrating that we got the biggest crook in Philippine politics. Hindi natin nakuha ng murder, ng cheating, ng kung anu-ano pa. We finally nailed him with this one. We should be celebrating. This guy has committed so many crimes, we failed to nail him.”
~Sen. Antonio Trillanes on Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile

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Have a peaceful weekend!

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[Photos: Philippine Star, Philippine Daily Inquirer]

Author: professionalheckler

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