Light Bulb Jokes 2013
Q: How many Jeane ‘Bebe Gerr’ Napoleses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it, one to take a photo, and one to post it online.
Q: How many Benhur Luys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one but he’ll replace it with a fake bulb.
Q: How many Janet Lim-Napoleses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. She refuses to talk.
Q: How many Jinggoy Estradas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to criticize the residents of the house.
Q: How many Lorna Kapunans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many Butch Abads does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. He’ll just give “incentives” to those who will.
Q: How many Frank Drilons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. But he’ll ask a bigger budget for this assignment.
Q: How many Juan Ponce Enriles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to blame his ex-Chief of Staff for the burnt bulb.
Q: How many Gigi Reyeses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one but with the help of Enrile.
Q: How many senators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: For how much?
Q: How many Mar Roxases does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change, and one to announce it in a press con.
Q: How many Bong Revillas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. He’d rather hire an expert to verify if the bulb is real.
Q: How many Mark Joseph Tajo Solises and Tito Sottos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. He’d rather hire an expert to verify if the bulb is real.
Q: How many Boyet Gonzaleses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to applaud the work done and say, “AMAZING! [Aloha!]”
Q: How many ER Ejercitos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one but the replacement bulb will be costly and ‘over budget.’
Q: How many Nur Misuaris does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. He’ll have his men do it instead.
A: Announcement: It has been changed.
Q: How many Jejomar Binays does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many Manny Pacquiaos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Tiwala ka lang kay Lord… there will be light.”
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“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.”
~Franklin D. Roosevelt
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“Di lang matanggap ng aking kalaban na lamang ako sa kanya ng 78,000, at mas guwapo ako sa kanya.”
~Laguna Governor ER Ejercito who was disqualified by the Comelec for overspending in the last elections
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Q: How many Mark Joseph Tajo Solises and Tito Sottos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One who steals somebody else’s light bulb and another one to say that the light bulb is of a different version or that he couldn’t afford to buy one.
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