THE SUSPECTED MASTERMIND of the P10-B pork barrel scam, Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles was ordered arrested by the Makati City RTC. But Napoles has gone into hiding and refuses to surrender. This has fueled speculations she will seek a Senate seat when she returns.
The NBI and the PNP with support from the DOJ have launched a manhunt for Janet Lim-Napoles and her brother Reynald Lim. They are the same agencies tasked to search for Jovito Palparan, Delfin Lee, Ruben Ecleo, and the Reyes brothers. The future looks bright for Janet and Reynald.
A Philippine Daily Inquirer report says Janet Napoles owns at least 28 houses… the biggest of which are the two Houses of Congress.
Authorities say Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles owns at least 30 cars. The pricey collection includes a Range Rover Autobiography, a Mercedes Benz, and her personal favorite, a Pork Cayenne.
On Friday, Aug. 16, the Court of Appeals ordered all bank accounts of Janet Lim-Napoles, her family, relatives, and staff to be frozen. When Napoles heard the news, she immediately called her lawyer, Lorna Kapunan and asked how to “defrost” them.
Lawyer Lorna Kapunan says she doesn’t know where her client, Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles’ is hiding. She also insists Napoles is innocent. Every time this lawyer opens her mouth to defend Napoles, Claro M. Recto punches an angel.
Of her client’s decision to flee, Lorna Kapunan says, “it is human nature.” In layman’s terms, ‘guilty.’
Jurisprudence declares that FLIGHT is an indication of guilt. But Janet ‘Jenny’ Napoles maintains she’s not guilty saying, “by land naman ako tatakas.”
Jenny Napoles has gone into hiding. Her lawyer Lorna Kapunan says “it’s human nature.” And humans were like, “is she one?”
Interviewed by investigative journalist Malou Mangahas on GMA NewsTV, Janet Lim-Napoles said, “I don’t know what pork barrel is.” When Satan heard this, he blew her a kiss.
Asked about ‘pork barrel,’ Janet Lim-Napoles told Malou Mangahas, “Hindi ko alam kung ano ‘yon.” Sought for reaction, ‘pork barrel’ replied, “‘T*ng-ina n’ya!”
1: Philippine Daily Inquirer Office
~ May tsismis na nag-enjoy daw nang todo si Napoles sa kanilang roundtable discussion; gusto niya ng Part 2
2: Mansion ni Bong Revilla
~ Ilang beses nang itinanggi ng senador na kilala at malapit siya kay Napoles. Pwes, heto na ang chance mong makilala siya nang lubusan. Don’t worry, one week lang siya sa ‘yo. Sa susunod na week, sa palasyo naman ni Jinggoy! Get to know each other better din ‘pag may time.
3: Belo Medical Clinic
~ Ipinapaayos ang ilong para hindi siya makilala
4: Rappler Office, specifically sa cubicle ni Natashya Gutierrez
~ Dahil sumusunod si Napoles sa advice na, “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”
5: Bahay ni Korina Sanchez
~ Mas gusto niyang exclusive ni Ate Koring ang story sakali mang siya ay mahuli.
6: Sa Impyerno
7: Sa mukha ni Lorna Kapunan
~ Sa kapal ng kolorete sa mukha ng abogadang ito, hindi imposibleng dito nagkulubli ang kanyang kliyente! Halughugin na ‘yan!
“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.”
~ Jessica Brody, The Karma Club
“Basta huwag lang manghihingi sa amin ang mga tao! Eh, anong ibibigay namin? Hindi naman puwede ‘yong sa pinaghihirapan namin dahil sa personal naman namin ‘yon, sa mga anak, sa mga pang-araw-araw na panggastos namin.”
~Cavite Rep Lani Mercado-Revilla on the proposed abolition of the pork barrel
Pic of the Weak
LTO Chief Virginia Torres inside a casino
Raissa Robles: Janet Napoles’ alleged giant JLN Corporation paid less taxes than a public school teacher
Have a great weekend! Death to pork barrel scammers!
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