MARCH 16, 2013. On this day 492 years ago, Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan landed on Homonhon Island (Eastern Samar). He was warmly welcomed by Eastern Samar Rep. Ben Evardone who feted the Portuguese as his new ally. Weeks before Magellan’s arrival, Evardone abandoned his former principal, Rani Gloria Arroyo, wife of Rajah Miguel. And the rest, as they say was history.

Here’s something light for the weekend.

25 Perfect Movie Casting Choices

1: Koko Pimentel and Migz Zubiri: Inagaw Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin

2: Honest Taxpayers and Congress: Angels and Demons

3: Panfilo Lacson and Miriam Defensor-Santiago: He’s Just Not That Into You

4: Juan Ponce Enrile and Senate bonuses: Bwakaw

5: Alfredo Lim and Joseph Estrada: Grumpy Old Men

6: Cynthia Villar: Caregiver

7: Team PNoy’s 12-0 target: The Impossible

8: UNA’s Toby Tiangco: Fifty Shades of Grey

9: Lito Lapid: Clueless

10: Chiz Escudero: Taken

11: Jamalul Kiram III and his men: A Series of Unfortunate Events

12: Diocese of Bacolod: Loser

13: Juan Ponce Enrile and you-know-who: Relasyon

14: Jamby Madrigal: Jaws

15: Tingting Cojuangco, Ernie Maceda, Jack Enrile: Ina, Kapatid, Anak

16: Tito Sotto: Lost in Translation

17: Lilia Pineda: Kubrador

18: The Abu Sayyaf Group: Beasts of the Southern Wild

19: Bam Aquino: Up

20: Franklin Drilon: 300

21: Aga Muhlach and Annabelle Rama: Kung Mangarap Ka’t Magising

22: Sharon Cuneta: Ang Nawawala

23: President Aquino: Conspiracy Theory

24: Jojo Binay, Nancy Binay, Junjun Binay: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

25: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and her administration: The Usual Suspects
“People who LIKE movies have a favorite. People who LOVE movies couldn’t possibly choose.”
~Nicole Yatsonsky

Sound Bites
“I categorically state that I have never claimed nor complained to Migz Zubiri that I was a battered wife. In the close to twelve years that we lived together, my husband Koko Pimentel has never ever physically hurt me.”
~Koko Pimentel’s ex-wife Jewel Lobaton on Migz Zubiri’s revelation she’s a battered wife

Happy weekend!

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