11 03 2013

THIS WEEK, the College of Cardinals is expected to vote for a new pope. The election is getting serious. In fact, some of the cardinals have been dancing to Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style’ just to win votes.

The rapid rise in popularity of Filipino Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle is phenomenal. He’s reportedly in the Top 12. But expect him to inch much closer to the top 5 when his life story is featured in “Maalaala Mo Kaya.”

Some 115 cardinal electors gather in Sistine Chapel to elect a new pope. Reports say the cardinals will be praying and voting four times. Yup, four times. That’s worse than some Filipinos who vote twice during elections.

According to the rules, if a new pope is not elected in two or three days it means the cardinals are probably severely divided – that, or the votes from Lanao and Maguindanao don’t tally with the actual number of voters.

Firefighters have installed the Sistine Chapel chimney that will tell the whole world when a new Pope is elected. A black smoke from the chimney means there’s no winner yet; a white smoke signifies the election of a new pope, and a red smoke means Santa Claus was trapped and got toasted.

1LANTOIn other news…
Controversial former Lanao Del Norte representative Macabangkit Lanto has declined his appointment as Comelec commissioner. BREAKING: Senator Drilon’s heart

President Aquino’s two new picks for Comelec commissioner, Macabangkit Lanto and Ma. Bernadette Sardillo both declined their appointments. The Comelec is in panic mode now since the conclave will start in less than 24 hours.

Macabangkit Lanto and Bernadette Sardillo who both declined their appointments to the Comelec were chosen by President Aquino to replace retired poll officials. The President should replace his search committee first.

Pulse Asia
The latest Pulse Asia survey is out. It’s 8 for Team PNOY, 4 for UNA and 6 for political dynasties.

Now ranked sixth, Team PNOY’s Bam Aquino is the biggest gainer. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus 2 lbs.

According to the World Giving Index, the Philippines is the second “most giving” nation in Southeast Asia and 17th among 160 countries in the world. We are really generous. We give to charity, we give to strangers, and we give up our claim to Sabah.

Senatorial aspirant Miguel Zubiri of UNA said, “Win or lose, my wife and I are making baby No. 3.” With or without that baby No. 3, we don’t care!

Sought for comment on rumors that he’s gay, Migz Zubiri told the Philippine Daily Inquirer, “Ask my wife. She seems so satisfied.” To which Ogie Diaz said, “My wife too.”

Migz Zubiri’s’ wife Audrey said, “We have two wonderful children. I am very happy with my husband.” And Koko Pimentel was like, “Whatevs!”
“Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education.”
~Franklin D. Roosevelt

Sound Bites
“Ako ang pinakamahirap sa mga Madrigal.”
~Jamby Madrigal /via SRO on dzMM

“Actually natatawa nga ako sa sinasabi ni Migz Zubiri, siya ‘yong tumatawag sa pansin ko eh wala na siya sa radar ko.”
~Sen. Koko Pimentel

Have a productive week!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Associated Press, Chairman Brillantes]




8 responses

11 03 2013

Nice one – to start the week with a laugh. Pulse asia survey also gave me convulsions.

How to get into the magic 12

Be self-proclaimed voice of the youth! – 403 twitter followers!
Social entrepreneur! – have never ever seen a hapinoy store!
Be professional bighead – 30+ years of bamality to look forward to!
Family owns survey firm – aahh, that’s how.

In politics, a myth is more powerful than reality, the name more important than the ideology,and a lookalike a reminder of the real thing.

Bam aquino, nancy binay, grace poe, jack enrile, cynthia villar to join lito lapid in framing the country’s laws and future. Someone is definitely having a laugh – at voters expense


11 03 2013

nyahaha sir ph nalimutan mo yung pamimigay ni enrile ng milyones hehehe

sir ph, pati pala DILG secretary kasama sa kampanya, ano na tayo nyan, si pres. pnoy maiintindihan ko pero si mar tsk tsk…


12 03 2013
Theda Pilar-Pineda

I haven’t laughed so hard for a while until this latest post. Thanks.


12 03 2013

Homo Politicus – profile of filipino politician

Motivation – self-interest and maximisation of personal wealth

Habitat – gated communities, blacked out SUV’s, and makati restaurants

Family – multiple, and innumerable illegitimate children

Mating habits – kept secret in darkened KTV bars

Mating ritual – wailing and thrashing of arms to music

Interests – young tv entertainers of either sex

Clothing – garish colored t-shirts

Language – motherhood statements and slogans, and bad english

Education – rarely

Character – criminal intent

Friends – no. Only mixes with same tribe

Religion – cult worship, and the dollar bill

Ambition – a house in los angeles

Natural enemies – motorcycle riding gunmen


12 03 2013

so conclave is the collective term for a gathering of paedophiles.


13 03 2013

you are lucky libertas that i am not moneyed or else i will sue you for libel on behalf of the cardinals, me ganuon?


18 03 2013

“a Wall Street Journal-NBC News poll found that 64 percent
of those queried thought Catholic priests ‘frequently’ abused
children.” Yahoo

You could keep a lot of lawyers happy and rich!

Better to give the money and your thoughts to victims of abuse


13 03 2013

sige migs gawa pa kayo ng marami, gandang lahi kaya, e ano ngayon kung gay, gay na kung gay


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