5 02 2013

ON ANC, senatorial candidate Jack Enrile told his own version of what happened the night of the alleged suicide of young actor Alfie Anido in 1981. Jack said he went to the Anido residence and found him dead. He was there. Interestingly, in Senate President Enrile’s memoirs, he stated that his son did NOT go there. As the adage goes, “you cannot change the past.” Unless of course you’re Juan Ponce Enrile.

Cong. Jack Enrile admitted he had heard rumors about his father’s alleged affair with his chief of staff, Gigi Reyes. But when he asked his father, the older Enrile “just kept mum.” Hashtag AlamNa.

Top 5 Juan Ponce Enrile Headlines From the Future (2048)

No. 5:
For real?
Super senior statesman reveals voting for the acquittal
of ex-SC Chief Renato Corona 36 years ago

No. 4:
JPE changes 1972 ambush story for the sixth time;
insists it was staged

No. 3:
Former senator Enrile claims actor Alfie Anido did not commit suicide;
calls on son to surrender to authorities

No. 2:
Very ill Enrile comes clean:
“I was not physically present on Edsa in 1986
It was my body double who was there!”

And the No. 1 JPE headline from the future (2048)

Birthday bombshell
Enrile now 124 finally admits five-decade romance with Gigi, 89

poeMMK Poe
Award-winning and high-rating drama anthology ‘Maala-ala Mo Kaya’ featured the life story of senatorial candidate Mary Grace Poe last Saturday… totally confusing loyal ABS-CBN viewers who thought that ‘KampanyaSerye’ was exclusive to News and Current Affairs programs.

Last Saturday, the life story of senatorial candidate Mary Grace Poe was featured on MMK. I don’t know how the show fared on Kantar-TNS but Poe is reportedly doing well on SWS.

Mock Polls
The Commission on Elections held mock polls over the weekend… while senatorial candidates continue to mock the polls via hourly political ads.

In the mock polls held Saturday, the Commission on Elections used the names of Hollywood celebrities instead of actual candidates. Jennifer Lopez was the top choice for senator. Sought for comment, JLo said she couldn’t wait to receive her cash gift from Enrile.

Neil Armstrong finished in fourth place. Even in mock elections, the dead gets to participate. Very Filipino.

David Pomeranz was in 12th and last place… although he would have probably ranked higher if his life story was featured on ‘Maala-ala Mo Kaya.’

In UK, fast food giant Burger King admitted that its hamburgers contained horse meat. Burger King blamed Silvercrest, its Irish-based processing plant. Silvercrest blamed its Polish-based supplier. President Aquino blamed GMA.

A DNA test showed Burger King’s hamburgers contained horse meat. No wonder, White Castle Whiskey has stopped making those commercials.

Richard III
After a DNA test, UK scientists confirmed that the remains found under a car park were that of England’s 15th Century king, Richard III. BREAKING: Burger King denies that its hamburgers were found to have traces of Richard III’s DNA

American Football
Did you watch or monitor Monday’s Superbowl XLVII? Great! Neither did I.
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Sound Bites
“My account is actual. I was actually there.”
~Cagayan Rep. Jack Enrile recalling the Alfie Anido alleged suicide case (via ANC)

“We don’t have a choice, it’s already up to the Court. I feel bad because Luisita was very beautiful when I first met Peping in 1962.”
~Former Tarlac Governor Tingting Cojuangco on Hacienda Luisita (Via GMA News)

To everyone at the Provincial Government of Sarangani, maayong adlaw diha! Pasaylu-i ako. Wala ko kasabot. Happy birthday (Feb. 8) to Ariel Julien T. Decena, the IT and Communications Consultant at the Capitol. Malipayong adlaw nga natawhan! Mabuhi!

Enjoy the rest of the week!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Alfie Anido’s photo courtesy of Pelikula Atbp.]




8 responses

5 02 2013

Jack enrile – ‘ he kept Mum – abroad, and his mistress in his office’

Jack enrile no doubt thinks the altimon massacre was a mass suicide.

For some inconvenient truths are turned into convenient lies.
self interest becomes mass deception


5 02 2013

pasaylo-a heckler ang tama 🙂 great post


5 02 2013

R3 – ‘ a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horseburger’

the man from burgerking – he say ‘nay’


6 02 2013

nyahaha kulet nga nung sa mmk ni grace poe, sa kwento nya umaangal siya na kahit anong gawin nya, anak pa rin ni fpj ang tingin sa kanya, ngayong may chance sya na dalhin ang sarili nya, apelyido pa rin ni fpj ang gamit nya sa halip nung sa asawa nya -_-

sorry maam grace pero wala kang boto sakin, mas iboboto ko pa sina sir jose p. rizal, next si lapu-lapu, kesa ilagay ang mga pangalan ng mga kandidato ngayon kung pwede lang sa pcos -_-

ano kaya mangyayari kung sakaling nagkaisa mga pilipino na walang ibotong mga senator? hehe


6 02 2013
J.Gi Federizo

naku ilang MMK KampanyaSerya na nga ang napanood ko kahit in the past


6 02 2013


JPE one-liner in his Viagra commercial.


6 02 2013


Comelec making a mockery of the elections

Early campaigning, free spending, epal candidates mocking the law

SWS surveys pre-conditioning voters, as they mock up results

Candidates muck raking ( guess that’s good for a laugh)

“An able, independent, public-spirited press, with trained intelligence to know what is right and the courage to do it, can preserve that public virtue without which popular government is a sham and a mockery.”
Joseph Pulitzer


4 05 2013
jamal soraya

The really truth why Alfie Anido was killed by somebody we all know is that the matinee idol was so arrogant during that time. He even bodily harmed the sister which triggered the murder.


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