IN A HUGE gathering in Cebu City the other day, President Aquino openly campaigned for the Liberal Party coalition’s senatorial candidates – much to the delight of the candidates who attended this year’s first ever miting de avance.

Have you seen the TV advertisement of the United Nationalist Alliance? According to UNA spokesperson and Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco, that is “not premature campaigning.” Like their rivals in the LP coalition, Tiangco is NOT insulting the public’s intelligence. He’s assuming we don’t have any.

President Aquino says UNA was first to launch its TV ad and campaign sorties because the party has more to prove. UNA retaliated by saying LP candidates were lagging in pre-election surveys despite the airing of their TV ads as early as August 2012. The public is now confused. Who’s pot, who’s kettle?

Did you notice the weather? PAGASA says we will experience cooler mornings until March. Hopefully, this cools off Senator Miriam and Senator Enrile.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago said Senate President Enrile was being “malicious” when he mentioned during an interview her low grade in the bar exam. Just so you know, Santiago did not top the bar after scoring only 78 percent. To be fair, that rating is still impressive… on Rotten Tomatoes.

Karen Davila’s interview with Senator Santiago the other day was so intense her blood pressure shot up… to twice her bar exam rating.

According to Sen. Panfilo Lacson, Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago is a “crusading crook” who “doesn’t have a single shred of integrity in her veins and moral ascendancy over any mortal on earth.” To which, Bubby Dacer’s ashes replied, “Sige! Ikaw na, ikaw na ang ubod nang linis! Perfect ka eh.”

laceLance Armstrong
Appearing on ‘Oprah,’ disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has come clean, and admitted he had told us lies. Can we ask ‘Oprah’ to invite as guest those cops involved in the Atimonan shooting?

Or maybe, she could invite Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile and talk about that fake ambush in 1972.

Lance Armstrong has apologized to his advertisers for concealing the truth. When will some advertisers apologize to the buying public for telling us lies?

Liquor Ban
The Metro Manila Department Authority has asked the Commission on Elections to extend the 2-day liquor ban to 45 days. Or as Baron Geisler would call it, “Harsh!”

Launched in 2001, Wikipedia announced that it just turned 12 last January 15. If I were you though, I wouldn’t trust this piece of information. Try another source.
“You don’t win battles with hate. Anger and hate can make you brave, make you strong, but they also make you stupid. You end up tripping over your own two feet.” (Hadrian)”
― Michael J. Sullivan, Theft of Swords

Sound Bites
“Kung di ba malisyoso yung tao na ‘yon, pati ‘yon (bar exam issue) isasama niya sa debate? Ang debate tungkol sa P2 million na rinegalo niya sa mga senador. Bakit dadalhin niya kung saan saan? What about you? What if I say you have body odor? Wala nang katapusan ‘yan?”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago on Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile (via ANC’s Headstart)

“She’s crusading crook” who “doesn’t have a single shred of integrity in her veins and moral ascendancy over any mortal on earth.”
~Sen. Panfilo Lacson on Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Have a great weekend!

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4 thoughts on “WORD WAR”

  1. Nice. In fact, that good it would even make judge leonen crack a smile.

    Pot, kettle, black is very appropriate for the current kitchen sink dramas amongst senators (fishwives), and also the hypocricy of both LP & UNA.

    I know p-noy likes to lead from the behind!, but he could at least try to pretend to be presidential.

    Oh, for a shred of decency, honesty, and integrity in any of them. They would make even lance armstrong look good.

    Maybe, like the town in alaska ( Talkeenta) we should elect a cat – (mayor stubbs).
    No pork barrel needed, just a few rats, and there are plenty of those around.

    Judging by recent events, the other question is – who the hell, if anybody, is in charge? ( a perplexed mar roxas said he was confused by the question, and will set up 3 inquiries)

    Some shoot from the hip, some shoot themselves in the foot, and some pretend they were shot in the hand.


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