E IS FOR EPAL

FOR 2013, here’s the first set of photos featuring attention-seeking politicians. Pansinin n’yo naman sila. Thank you.

12-Colago
Sa San Pablo City, may ‘Let’s go Colago!’
Gusto pa yatang talunin ang ‘Let’s go sago!’
At may “I love you more!” pang isiningit.
Jusme, masyado namang pilit! This is it pansit!

12- Jun Tanjuakio-Tarlac
Punta naman tayo sa Tarlac City…
Sabi sa graffiti: Bagong Simula…
Pero ang style mo… lumang-luma!
Epal!
[Tanong: Sa ‘yo ba ‘tong tulay? Pera mo ba ang ginamit sa construction?]

12-Egay
Sa Kalookan kung saan notorious ang kaepalan…
May nais bumalik bilang kinatawan
Titigan ang larawan:
FORmer o FOR Congressman?
Para-paraan!

12-Type0
Naninilaw ang kalye sa Cebu. Type O.
Parang mas bagay ang Type E dito.

12-Checklis
Sa Laguna…
Matalino… check!
Mahusay… check!
Aktibo… check!
Progresibo… check!
Asensado… check!
Dave… Ikaw Na!
Ang epal? Check na check!

12-Basura
Sa Quezon City…
May pondo para sa mukha ni Jessica Castelo Daza
Wala namang pambayad sa maghahakot ng basura.

12-Golezeum
Epalizeum. #nuffsaid

12-Rabies
Balik tayo sa QC…
Uy, libreng bakuna raw laban sa rabies.
Sana may libreng bakuna rin laban sa epal.

12-HatawSabi ni Mayor Jun Bernabe:
“Hataw Parañaque!”
Ikaw muna kaya ang hatawin namin?
Pwede?
[Try lang.]

12-Kalat
Sa Talavera, Nueva Ecija…
Zero-Kalat ba ka n’yo?
Eh bakit nakakalat ang mukha mo?

12-Alarm Clock
Mula sa alkalde ng Rodriguez, Rizal: alarm clock!
Por Diyos, por santo… para saan ba ‘to?
Kung ang taong ‘yan ang katabi n’yo, makakatulog ba kayo?
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“It seems as if people like to be the center
of attention even after they’re dead.”

~ Hidekaz Himaruya

Many thanks to the following: Epal Watch, Bayani Thaddeus Barcenas, Lani Manahan, Alfel Go, KrazyOkay, and Luzvimin Mauricio. The rest were sent by concerned individuals who wanted to remain anonymous.

For submissions, email original photos here: epaliticians@yahoo.com.

HAPPY WEEKEND!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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Author: professionalheckler

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16 thoughts on “E IS FOR EPAL”

  1. E is for epal
    (Alphabet of elections -abridged)
    A is for airbrush
    B is for bullets
    C is for corruption
    D is for dictator
    F is for freedom of speech
    G is for gun
    H is for heckling
    L is for lawyers
    P is for PORK
    R is for religion
    S is for ‘surveys’!!
    T is for turncoat
    V is for vote-buying

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  2. mister heckler, pwede other topic? like E as in expensive, grabe the prices of cigarettes the other other week, nag standby ako sa tindahan ni aling toyang, ang mga smokers ay namamangha, napatunganga, nagugulantang, nagtatanong kung bakit nagkakaganuon, sabi ko naman sa kanila na kailangan ng gobierno pera para bili contraceptives hehe

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