MESSAGE SENT PRESIDENT Juan Ponce Enrile is unfazed by coup rumors, and insists his position against the RH Bill will never change. The passage of the controversial bill, Enrile believes, will affect the future – which is the least of his concerns since he won’t be there anyway.

As Congress votes on the RH Bill, Antipolo Bishop Gabriel Reyes calls on Catholics to start praying and fasting starting Monday. To which, most Catholics replied, “Sure, we’ll pray!” Turns 20
December 3 marks the 20th birthday of Short Messaging Service (SMS) or text messaging. It was one of the coolest inventions of the ‘90s – despite the extremely annoying txtspeak!

It’s the 20th birthday of the short messaging service. Vice President Binay is celebrating it with a text blast.

Unconfirmed reports say the first text message in the Philippines was sent by a Globe subscriber. The text message is still on its way.

According to online reports, the first text message sent was “Merry Christmas.” The first reply received was, “Hus dis?”

Short Messaging Service or text messaging has just turned 20. And former Pocketbell executives were like, “Whateverrr!”

It’s the 20th birthday of SMS. This technology has changed so many lives. For example: If not for that one text message from Brody, Abu Nazir would be dead already.

I heard that Catholic priests are not into text messaging. At 20, they find it “too old.”

And finally, text messaging is now 20 years old. Or as Vic Sotto would say, “Pwede na!”

Holy Twitter
Vatican City has revealed Pope Benedict XVI’s Twitter handle. It’s @pontifex. At press time, @pontifex follows only seven: his other seven accounts. Narcissist.

Vatican says the Pope’s first tweet will be posted on December 12. Did the Mayans miss it by 9 days?

Sketchy reports say the Pope has inspired Catholic priests into joining Twitter. And they got more excited when they learned that Twitter is 6 years old.

(See also: Top 10 Tweets You Wouldn’t See In Pope Benedict XVI’s Timeline)
Embattled former PCSO Chairman Manoling Morato was arraigned for plunder earlier today. He entered a plea of “imbyerna!”

Manoling Morato arrived at the Sandiganbayan on a wheelchair. Sought for comment, the wheelchair said, “Wala akong choice. Hinila lang ako.”

After his arraignment, Manoling Morato was transferred to St. Luke’s Correctional Facility.

Pacquiao-Marquez 4
The Pacquiao-Marquez IV fight is happening on Sunday, December 9. So far, bookmakers and betting agencies are unanimous on who’s going to win it big – Bob Arum.

It will be the fourth bout between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez. Of their two last fights, the least interesting… were both of them.

Everyone is looking forward to a Floyd Mayweather Jr – Manny Pacquiao fight next year. Or if not Floyd, Pacman should at least try Lindsay Lohan., Again
A drunk Lindsay Lohan was arrested for punching a psychic inside a bar last week. Apparently, the psychic didn’t see that coming.
“Email, instant messaging, and cell phones give us fabulous communication ability, but because we live and work in our own little worlds, that communication is totally disorganized.”
~ Marilyn vos Savant of the Day
“Rich or poor, Filipinos want the RH bill. We should do head-butting now.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago

RH Bill Now!

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15 thoughts on “MESSAGE SENT”

  1. The pope is now on twitter, (? Godsourcing ),
    but enrile still not a clue what SMS is, can’t tell a floppy from a joystick, and thinks a dirty cache is the magazines hidden in their desk drawer.
    The people want software for their hardware, not luddites pressing the delete button.

    “All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed” – Edgar Allan Poe


  2. Head banging, booty shaking culture vulture miriam santiago is looking forward to psy’s forthcoming concert so she can then complain about ‘the crazy dancing’.

    Maybe the attention seeking Me-riam should focus instead on the antics of the ‘beavis and butt-head of philippine politics’.


  3. no to RH Bill

    God knows what to do with all of us, everybody, rich and poor must die in His time, ano ba

    in the meantime, what does the bill intends to do, supply contraceptives in any form to whom, what are the qualifications for the recipients…

    simply, if for example a poor couple is given 30 condoms monthly but consumed it earlier, will they run to the health center to ask for more? either, no, because they are ashamed or yes, but unfortunately there are no more available, either way, there is already the danger of the woman getting pregnant…

    one thing is for sure, this is a waste of the taxpayers money…


    1. sa tingin ko lang po sir senior60, papayuhan po yung mag-asawa kung anong bagay sa kanilang lifestyle na family planning method. kung mahilig ang isa or pareho silang mahilig, malamang na payuhan sila ng ibang method gaya nung turok or nung tali, so kung gagamitan lang po ng tamang pag-iisip, hindi masasayang ang buwis ng bayan, sang-ayon po ba kayo sir?


      1. sa tingin ko checkmate, silang lahat ay mahilig, lalo na at walang ibang pinagkaabalan kaya talian na sila right away, and of course this is just one aspect of wasting, how about yung ibang mga provisions…

        anyway, your thoughts doon sa first sentence ko…


      2. sa reply nyo po parang pabor na pabor kayo sa rh bill at gusto nyong talian agad-agad yung mga mahilig hehehe

        nawala agad yung God’s will hehe anyway…

        sa tingin ko pa rin po, mas mura siguro yung tali method na minsanan lang kesa sa financial support para sa mga napapabayaang bata, ang keywords po eh MGA = marami = thousands of kids at BATA = hanggang maging adult sila or legal age, dyan pa lang po, sa tantya ko, sulit na sulit yung gagastusin kung sakali ng gubyerno…

        ano po yung ibang provision na concerned kayo? pakisabi na lang po sakin.

        dun naman po sa first sentence nyo, siguro naman malinaw sa inyo na pabor ako sa rh bill, ang di ko lang sigurado eh kung mai-implement ba ng mabuti yan hehehe…

        cge po i’ll play your card, alam po ng Diyos kung ano gagawin sa atin kaya nga binigyan tayo ng free will, para gawin natin kung ano yung sa tingin natin ay mabuti para sa atin…

        maybe this time (parang kanta hehe), gusto ng Diyos na umayos tayo, yung tipong magising tayo, nag-iiba na kasi yung living condition ngayon, di tulad nung dati kaya gusto nya tayong mag-adapt hindi lang para sa ating mga tao, pati na rin sa mga iba pang mga nilalang na ginawa nya, ano po sa tingin nyo?

        hehehe saka kung sakaling mapigilan natin ung paglobo ng populasyon natin, mababawasan natin ung kill count ni God kung sakaling magka-Apocalypse hehehe joke lang


  4. hehehe talagang pinapahanga ako ng mga corrupt na nasusukol ah, ika nga nila, if there’s a will, there’s a chair este way, kung gusto (mangurakot), maraming paraan, kung ayaw (makulong), maraming sakit este dahilan. ^_^

    sana yung susunod na mahuli *ahem*mikey*ahem* bagong gimik naman, kaso ano kayang maganda, stretcher na plastado buong katawan?


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