REELECTIONIST SENATOR Francis Joseph ‘Chiz’ Escudero has admitted that actress Heart Evangelista is his girlfriend. Escudero made the admission Friday, a few hours before the 5PM deadline set by the Commission on Elections.

Senator Chiz Escudero has admitted that Heart is his girlfriend – a revelation that totally shocked… no one.

It’s official: Senator Chiz Escudero has a girlfriend. That’s one less lonely senator.

Senator Chiz Escudero and Heart Evangelista are officially in a relationship. When Congress resumes session next week, the Senate will confer on Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago the ‘Pambansang Matchmaker’ award.

Reelectionist senator Chiz Escudero has admitted that he’s got a new girlfriend. Not to be outdone, reelectionist Senator Jamby Madrigal will admit that she’s got a new political party.

BREAKING: Senator Chiz Escudero has changed his Facebook info from ‘Single’ to ‘In A Relationship.’ In totally unrelated news, President Aquino and Senator Koko Pimentel changed their Facebook info from ‘Single’ to ‘Inggit Much.’

Unverified reports say in the event of a wedding, President Aquino is willing to donate his own money (P70,000) for the wedding cake.

Quote of the Weak
“Magpa-file ako ng bill o resolution na alisin na ang libel para kami puwede na ring magmura, kayo puwede na ring magmura – at bakit, sila lang ang pwede?”
~Vicente ‘Tito’ Sotto III
Senator, Republic of the Philippines

Vicente Sotto III says he’s willing to file a bill that would totally scrap the libel law in the Philippines. Unbelievable! To be fair though, that idea, that very brilliant is a Sotto original.

Pole dancing instructor Ciara Sotto says her father, Vicente Castelo Sotto III is “unaffected” by online criticisms. Makes me wonder how Sotto would be like if he gets affected.

Amid the growing opposition to the highly-controversial Cybercrime Law, Ciara Sotto tweeted, “If your conscience is malinis…. Thou shall not be inis.” TELL that to your father!

Former president Ferdinand Marcos’ political party, the Kilusang Bagong Lipunan or KBL is fielding nine candidates for senator next year. Take that Liberal Party!

KBL has nine candidates for the senatorial race in 2013. Really?! There’s still KBL?!??

Erin Tañada is dumped. Jamby Madrigal is accepted. Jamby makes peace with the Villars. Jamby shakes hands with Villar’s staunch defender – Alan Peter. Annabelle Rama files COC for a seat in Congress; Victor Wood will run again for senator, and Jinkee Pacquiao wants to be vice governor. Well played Mayans, well played.

Facebook Milestone
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook has reached its 1 billionth user on October 4. To which, MySpace founders said, “Whateverrr!”

Mark Zuckerberg announces there are now 1 billion active Facebook users in the world. I still hate your TIMELINE Zuckerberg!

Of the 7 billion people in the world, 1 billion are Facebook users. In other words, 1 in 7 people has a Facebook account. There’s a term for the other 6 – productive.

With almost 30 million Facebook users, the Philippines ranks 8th worldwide according to the latest survey. That survey ranking was impressive. In fact, if the Philippines were a person, it would probably be drafted either by UNA or the LP coalition.

Aging Population
The number of people aged 60 years old and above is expected to soar in 10 years. Or as the Philippine Senate would say, “Now.”

UAAP 75 Finals
The UAAP Finals begin Saturday, Oct. 6. It’s the Ateneo Blue Eagles vs. the UST Growling Tigers. I heard that even the battle between supporters of both schools will be fierce. If you’re an Atenean, don’t go near UST. And if you’re a Thomasian, don’t go near FEU!
“It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten.”
~Anna Wintour

Bloggers and netizens vs. Cybercrime Law: Here’s the copy of the petition filed Thursday, October 4

GMA News: List of Senate hopefuls as of October 5, 2012

Rappler: Enrile’s tale: Hypocrisy and contradictions

Have a healthy weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Sotto: WhenInManila.Com; Chiz:PTV News]

Author: professionalheckler

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  1. “Now there are three steps to heaven,
    Just listen and you will plainly see,
    And as life travels on,
    And things do go wrong,
    Just follow Steps 1, 2 and 3”
    Eddie cochrane

    Step 1. Change your mind and allegiances like the wind. Principles have no place in politics. Lie down and think of pork barrel.

    Step 2. Use your children. Photo ops. Showbiz friends. Tearful stories. God. Sympathy.

    Step 3. Build a dynasty. Put children into showbiz.
    Ignore electioneering promises. Get a turncoat to fit.


  2. ‘My heart belongs to sugar daddy’

    When i first saw those ears
    I nearly burst into tears
    And even though he is old
    His credit card is pure gold

    A girl has to survive
    For me, no nine to five
    And when your career goes downhill
    You need someone to pay the bill

    The playboy has met his match
    I’m the rash he needs to scratch
    I’ve got him under my thumb
    I’m not educated, but not so dumb

    Politicians are so lonely and sad
    Except those who are mad and bad
    They so desperately fear rejection
    They need an asset to help re-election


  3. paano kaya yung prima facie clause ng cybercrime law? pwede kaya ito:


    haha at face value it’s just ones and zeros ^_^

    hataw si de lima hahabulin daw ang mga nasa likod ng hackings na yan, kawawa dyan yung mga nasakyan ang wi-fi. sana talaga hindi madamay yung mga inosente. kati nyan sa mga investigators, lalo ngayong wi-fi na tsk tsk good luck na lang po mga sir -_- no offense meant


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