REELECTIONIST SENATOR Francis Joseph ‘Chiz’ Escudero has admitted that actress Heart Evangelista is his girlfriend. Escudero made the admission Friday, a few hours before the 5PM deadline set by the Commission on Elections.
Senator Chiz Escudero has admitted that Heart is his girlfriend – a revelation that totally shocked… no one.
It’s official: Senator Chiz Escudero has a girlfriend. That’s one less lonely senator.
Senator Chiz Escudero and Heart Evangelista are officially in a relationship. When Congress resumes session next week, the Senate will confer on Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago the ‘Pambansang Matchmaker’ award.
Reelectionist senator Chiz Escudero has admitted that he’s got a new girlfriend. Not to be outdone, reelectionist Senator Jamby Madrigal will admit that she’s got a new political party.
BREAKING: Senator Chiz Escudero has changed his Facebook info from ‘Single’ to ‘In A Relationship.’ In totally unrelated news, President Aquino and Senator Koko Pimentel changed their Facebook info from ‘Single’ to ‘Inggit Much.’
Unverified reports say in the event of a wedding, President Aquino is willing to donate his own money (P70,000) for the wedding cake.
Quote of the Weak
“Magpa-file ako ng bill o resolution na alisin na ang libel para kami puwede na ring magmura, kayo puwede na ring magmura – at bakit, sila lang ang pwede?”
~Vicente ‘Tito’ Sotto III
Senator, Republic of the Philippines
Vicente Sotto III says he’s willing to file a bill that would totally scrap the libel law in the Philippines. Unbelievable! To be fair though, that idea, that very brilliant is a Sotto original.
Pole dancing instructor Ciara Sotto says her father, Vicente Castelo Sotto III is “unaffected” by online criticisms. Makes me wonder how Sotto would be like if he gets affected.
Amid the growing opposition to the highly-controversial Cybercrime Law, Ciara Sotto tweeted, “If your conscience is malinis…. Thou shall not be inis.” TELL that to your father!
Former president Ferdinand Marcos’ political party, the Kilusang Bagong Lipunan or KBL is fielding nine candidates for senator next year. Take that Liberal Party!
KBL has nine candidates for the senatorial race in 2013. Really?! There’s still KBL?!??
Erin Tañada is dumped. Jamby Madrigal is accepted. Jamby makes peace with the Villars. Jamby shakes hands with Villar’s staunch defender – Alan Peter. Annabelle Rama files COC for a seat in Congress; Victor Wood will run again for senator, and Jinkee Pacquiao wants to be vice governor. Well played Mayans, well played.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook has reached its 1 billionth user on October 4. To which, MySpace founders said, “Whateverrr!”
Mark Zuckerberg announces there are now 1 billion active Facebook users in the world. I still hate your TIMELINE Zuckerberg!
Of the 7 billion people in the world, 1 billion are Facebook users. In other words, 1 in 7 people has a Facebook account. There’s a term for the other 6 – productive.
With almost 30 million Facebook users, the Philippines ranks 8th worldwide according to the latest survey. That survey ranking was impressive. In fact, if the Philippines were a person, it would probably be drafted either by UNA or the LP coalition.
The number of people aged 60 years old and above is expected to soar in 10 years. Or as the Philippine Senate would say, “Now.”
UAAP 75 Finals
The UAAP Finals begin Saturday, Oct. 6. It’s the Ateneo Blue Eagles vs. the UST Growling Tigers. I heard that even the battle between supporters of both schools will be fierce. If you’re an Atenean, don’t go near UST. And if you’re a Thomasian, don’t go near FEU!
“It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten.”
Bloggers and netizens vs. Cybercrime Law: Here’s the copy of the petition filed Thursday, October 4
Have a healthy weekend!
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[Photos: Sotto: WhenInManila.Com; Chiz:PTV News]