ROBERT BLAIR CARABUENA, an HR manager at Philip Morris International was caught by a TV5 crew manhandling an MMDA traffic enforcer Tuesday. A check on Carabuena’s Facebook account revealed he’s an Ateneo alumnus whose role models include Claudine Barretto, Chris Brown, and Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte.

Robert Blair Carabuena who mauled a hapless traffic enforcer graduated from Ateneo De Manila University. The MMDA is filing charges against him. Now that’s One Big Fight!

According to his LinkedIn profile, Robert Blair Carabuena graduated at ADMU with a degree in psychology. Based on that video, he puts the psycho in psychology.

Heard about that guy Robert Blair Carabuena? He was caught throwing his overweight around!

When the video of him mauling a traffic enforcer went viral, Robert Blair Carabuena, who’s also on Twitter decided to protect his tweets by making changes in the settings. No word yet on whether or not there will be changes in his behavior.

The motorist who manhandled an MMDA traffic enforcer has deleted/deactivated his Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn accounts. Karma is digital.

Robert Blair Carabuena has taken down his accounts in social networking sites. He bullies traffic enforcers but he’s no match for computers.

Employees of the Metropolitan Waterworks and Sewerage System reveal MWSS consultants earn P8,500 per meeting which translates roughly to P34,000 a day or about P136,000 a month! Wow, where and how do I send my resumé?

No Perks
Employees of PAGASA held a protest action to denounce the failure of the government to implement a law that entitles them to a hazard pay of no more than P6,000 per month. Today, the take home pay of a weather forecaster like Jori Loiz is P12,000 – or as MWSS consultants would say, “Pang-gas.”

In Other News…
The Judicial and Bar Council has released the short list of eight candidates for the post of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. President Aquino has until August 27 to entertain lobbyists announce his choice.

Justice Secretary Leila De Lima was disqualified by the JBC. In totally unrelated news, Sen. Panfilo Lacson is throwing a party.

The JBC has announced the shortlisted candidates for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. President Aquino plans to bring the candidates to flooded areas in the metro to distribute relief goods.

Sotto’s Speech
I have yet to read/watch Sen. Tito Sotto’s eulogy last Monday so I cannot comment on that yet.

But I heard poledancer Ciara Sotto was quoted to have said that of all places, she didn’t expect she’d shed tears at the Senate. Kami rin.

The London Olympics
It’s another medal-less campaign in the Summer Olympics for Team Philippines. One sports official who was with the PH delegation in London said we should reform and overhaul the country’s sports program. And I was like, “You first.”

The fastest man in the world is still Usain Bolt of Jamaica.
Dear Usain Bolt,
Be our justice system, please.
Thank you.

Miss Universe 2012
Reports say the Miss Universe pageant scheduled this December is in danger of getting canceled. Apparently, the other planets still refuse to send representatives.

In Hollywood…
Jennifer Aniston is getting married. The 43-year-old actress is engaged to her future ex-husband.
“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
~Mark Twain

Quote of the Week
“Obvious naman, the Supreme Court, the IBP, the JBC, nagkasundo sila lahat trying to pin me down and bonding together as if nagkaroon sila ngayon ng common objective: anybody but De Lima. That’s my feeling. Hindi ko talaga ‘yun naintindihan and why was I singled out for disqualification?”
~Justice Sec. Leila De Lima

Stay safe! Typhoon Helen’s still here.

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

(Photo: Screen cap from TV5’s video.)

Author: professionalheckler

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36 thoughts on “ROAD RAGE”

  1. Bad scripts, overacting,
    Razzie hall of famer jennifer aniston has a lot in common with ill-informed sotto.

    Comment in marikina political circle…’his mistress calls him “bolt action” – he finishes in less than 10 seconds’

    Political families ensure sport goes from bad to worse. They couldn’t organise an orgy in a condom factory.


  2. “PH has highest income inequality in SEA” – stratbase 2011; – and in the world according to some research.

    Educated and hardworking PAGASA professional – 12,000/mth

    Part-time MWSS/GOCC director/consultant – 120,000/mth (approx)

    Unemployable/unprincipled members of political families in congress/admin – 1,120,000/mth (approx)

    Turkeys dont vote for xmas, so dont expect any change soon, just social unrest


  3. Know what, what I actually fear now is that SOME MMDA TCs will have the balls to actually flag you down and use this to their advantage. “Ano, susuntukin mo rin ako?”

    What Carabuena did was really wrong. Regardless if Fabros was in the right or wrong with his call, he didn’t deserve what Carabuena did.

    On other stuff, I really pity the guys at the PAGASA. These guys get so much flak for bad calls for their forecasts, and they just get paid so little. It’s ridiculous that the president had the balls to chew them out.


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