For 2016, President Aquino is reportedly hinting a Roxas-Escudero tandem. And Korina Sanchez is hinting a ‘No Way – Over My Dead Body’ tandem.
A Philippine Daily Inquirer report says Jinggoy Estrada has edged out Chiz Escudero as the potential running mate of Vice President Binay in 2016. Ironically, Binay’s camp says it’s “too early” to speculate. “Too early” is an adverb you least expect to hear from someone who declared his presidential plans five years before the elections.
President Aquino’s Liberal Party and Senator Manny Villar’s Nacionalista Party have coalesced for the 2013 elections. This will pave the way for the insertion of Cynthia Villar’s name in the administration’s senatorial ticket.
Remember when Aquino’s LP was saying Villar was corrupt, and Villar’s NP was calling Noynoy retarded? Wala lang. Naalala ko lang.
Earlier this week, it seemed that traffic on Edsa was at its worst. To illustrate, imagine that Vicki Belo’s face was Edsa. The only part moving were the lips.
Traffic on Edsa was so bad, the MMDA reportedly sought the help of Pope Benedict XVI.
Top 5 Things Faster Than Traffic on Edsa
No. 5: Senator Gordon talking
No. 4: The annulment of Senator Chiz Escudero’s marriage to Tintin Flores
No. 3: The airing of ABS-CBN’s Dolphy VTR seconds after the confirmation of his death last Tuesday evening. #boyscout
No. 2: Ruffa Gutierrez’s tweet announcing the death of Mang Dolphy (preempting even Zsa Zsa Padilla’s confirmation)
And the No. 1 thing faster than traffic on Edsa…
Anything that moves.
Davao City Vice Mayor Rodrigo Duterte forced a suspected swindler to eat his fake land titles following his arrest. The suspect is confident he will be acquitted because he just got rid of the evidence.
Free Use of Toilet
A party-list representative has filed a bill that seeks to prohibit malls from collecting fees for the use of their comfort rooms. The proposed penalty of one year imprisonment for repeat offenders is hoped to scare the shit out of mall owners.
AVE paty-list Rep. Eulogio Magsaysay filed a measure seeking to prevent malls from collecting fees for the use of toilets. Mall owners pooh-pooh the proposed bill.
“Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.”
Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“I just want my dad; everyone else can have all the awards.”
A: Eric Quizon
B: Epy Quizon
C: Zia Quizon
D: Ronnie Quizon
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Answer to Quotes Quiz: B