ACCORDING TO A Philippine Daily Inquirer report, President Aquino “had been hinting to friends a Mar Roxas-Chiz Escudero team for 2016.” Apparently, the President wanted to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
For 2016, President Aquino is reportedly hinting a Roxas-Escudero tandem. And Korina Sanchez is hinting a ‘No Way – Over My Dead Body’ tandem.
A Philippine Daily Inquirer report says Jinggoy Estrada has edged out Chiz Escudero as the potential running mate of Vice President Binay in 2016. Ironically, Binay’s camp says it’s “too early” to speculate. “Too early” is an adverb you least expect to hear from someone who declared his presidential plans five years before the elections.
LP-NP
President Aquino’s Liberal Party and Senator Manny Villar’s Nacionalista Party have coalesced for the 2013 elections. This will pave the way for the insertion of Cynthia Villar’s name in the administration’s senatorial ticket.
Remember when Aquino’s LP was saying Villar was corrupt, and Villar’s NP was calling Noynoy retarded? Wala lang. Naalala ko lang.
Traffic!
Earlier this week, it seemed that traffic on Edsa was at its worst. To illustrate, imagine that Vicki Belo’s face was Edsa. The only part moving were the lips.
Traffic on Edsa was so bad, the MMDA reportedly sought the help of Pope Benedict XVI.
Reports say Edsa can only accommodate 6,000 buses. But today, some 12,000 bus units ply the historic highway! It’s not Edsa that needs divine intervention. It’s the LTFRB!
Top 5 Things Faster Than Traffic on Edsa
No. 5: Senator Gordon talking
No. 4: The annulment of Senator Chiz Escudero’s marriage to Tintin Flores
No. 3: The airing of ABS-CBN’s Dolphy VTR seconds after the confirmation of his death last Tuesday evening. #boyscout
No. 2: Ruffa Gutierrez’s tweet announcing the death of Mang Dolphy (preempting even Zsa Zsa Padilla’s confirmation)
And the No. 1 thing faster than traffic on Edsa…
Anything that moves.
Eat It!
Davao City Vice Mayor Rodrigo Duterte forced a suspected swindler to eat his fake land titles following his arrest. The suspect is confident he will be acquitted because he just got rid of the evidence.
Free Use of Toilet
A party-list representative has filed a bill that seeks to prohibit malls from collecting fees for the use of their comfort rooms. The proposed penalty of one year imprisonment for repeat offenders is hoped to scare the shit out of mall owners.
AVE paty-list Rep. Eulogio Magsaysay filed a measure seeking to prevent malls from collecting fees for the use of toilets. Mall owners pooh-pooh the proposed bill.
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“Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.”
~Author Unknown
Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“I just want my dad; everyone else can have all the awards.”
A: Eric Quizon
B: Epy Quizon
C: Zia Quizon
D: Ronnie Quizon
Have a safe weekend!
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
Answer to Quotes Quiz: B
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
Dapat naman talaga silang magsama. Currupt and Retarded!!!! Kaya tama lang ang ginawa nila.
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Kahit di sabihin obvious naman na pinaghandaan ng media ang kamatayan ni Dolphy. Ginawa na ang VTR, naghanda na ng tribute, etc. Pati ang iba dyan pinaghandaan na ang interview. At ang questions para sa kaibigan ni Dolphy matagal nang nakahanda. Sabi nga ng iba, dapat next week pa pinalabas ang VTR kaya lang pangit naman kung buhay pa ang tao, my VTR na tungkol sa kangyang pagpanaw. Tsk..
That’s expected behaviour.
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abs pa? swapang este maagap yata yan
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Hala, may sectoral representative pala ang mahilig mag-mall para dumumi at umihi? Hmm.. Ibig sabihin, marginalized sector sila. Swerte naman, may boses na sila sa kongreso. Hahaha.
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i love the “imagine that Vicki Belo’s face was Edsa. The only part moving were the lips” part. so funny! hehehe
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Quotes Quiz
One of 18 possibilities.
The unmarried Dolphy must have used the ‘laugh them into bed’ strategy. His bedroom was busier than Edsa!
LP alliance – more like a drunken one night stand, but then comes the sickly horror of waking up to someone like cynthia villar the next morning! Desperation leads to strange bedfellows.
Bedfellows are not an issue, or option, for butch thug sara duterte who wants to run as congressman. And i thought standards couldn’t get any lower. The Dutertes constantly prove me wrong.
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for your enlightenment libertas, dolphy loved his women
one at a time and so, what is in your mind is wrong
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I think its an adjective
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akala mo lang yan
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Kapag natuloy ang Binay-Jinggoy tandem, tiyak na madami ang magsasabing: “Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, B-J ang kailangan” or “Dahil gusto ko happy ka, mag B-J ka na.”
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Pag nanalo yang pares na yan masasabi kong NayJingoy tayo nyan.
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“I just want my dad; everyone else can have all the awards.”
nuff said 🙂
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Taxpayers din naman kaming sumasakay sa bus. BOBO ng nagpatupad nyang pampatraffic na yan. daming MMDA bago umakyat ng tulay dun sa walang traffic, pero pag dating sa area na ma traffic walang traffic officer. mga BOBO MMDA AT LTFRB
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Q:What is the only thing slower than EDSA traffic?
A:MMDA’s Common Sense
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the signage alone stinks, salamat at wala yan dito sa mga malls
sa amin
siguro sa mga provincial malls yan makikita
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you see libertas, the traffic alone says it all, that the philippines
is not a poor country hehe
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so far, walang plano si noynoy magpa re-elect? hindi nga
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iyang sinabi ni Author Unknown ay true, noong unang panahon, noong ang mga karsada ay two lanes lang, now this is the price we have to pay for modernization, for progress, as the saying goes, we cannot have it all
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Cars per 1000 head of population
1. Monaco – 908 per 1000
2. US -808 per 1000
8. Germany – 534
42. S korea – 379
72. Thailand – 165
105. Mongolia – 72
118. Cuba – 38
121. Philippines – 33
136. N korea – 11
the only sure bet is that the traffic situation in manila will get worse. a good excuse for main airport at clark and the new business/tourist centre in tarlac.
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i like your post. thanks
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just to be clear.
nothing against dolphy. he had many commendable qualities, but 18 illegitimate children.Mmmm
with 20 million illegitimate children in the country it clearly is perceived as the norm/acceptable, but not something i subscribe to.
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20 million? meaning, 1/4 of our population? i cannot argue because i don’t know the figures, but you sure you’re not exaggerating because you are fond of, of exaggerating i mean, but it’s commendable that you don’t subscribe to siring illegitimate children, for a foreigner ha that’ s something
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