Malacañang: 50% Samar and 50% Balay
President Aquino: 50% Roxas and 50% Binay
Vice President Binay: 50% Erap and 50% Noynoy
Sen. Franklin Drilon: 100% Ramos 100% Erap 100% GMA 100% Noynoy (Overweight)
Cong. Jules Ledesma: 50% Man
Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: 50% Woman
Senate President Enrile: 50% Politics and 50% Paleolithic
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: 50% Lecture and 50% Public Humiliation
Atty. Serafin Cuevas: 50% Explanation and 50% Objection
Sen. Manny Villar: 30% Dagat ng basura 30% Gitna ng kalsada and 40% Weh?
Sec. Leila De Lima: 50% Filipina and 50% Peruvian
Sen. Ralph Recto: 88% Lipeño (Lipa City) and 12% EVATeño
Former Cong. Prospero Pichay: 50% Human and 50% Vegetable
Sec. Ronald Llamas: 50% Political Adviser 25% Shooter and 25% Film Reviewer
Former Senator Jamby Madrigal: (‘Wag na lang ‘to)
Sen. Gringo Honasan: 60% Lawmaker and 40% Coup Plotter
Sen. Koko Pimentel: 100% Single
Cong. Niel Tupas: 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong
Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. 90% Comelec and 10% UP Pep
Sen. Lito Lapid: 50% Kapampangan and 50% Kamangmangan
Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa: 50% Workaholic and 50% Alcoholic
Cong. Manny Pacquiao: 50% Boxer and 50% Preacher
Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: 50% Fat and 50% Air
Atty. Midas Marquez: 50% Korte Suprema and 50% Renato Corona
Former Mayor Lito Atienza: 50% Manilan and 50% Hawaiian
Manny Pangilinan: 100% Kapatid
Jinkee Pacquiao: 50% Filipina and 50% Siyensya
Claudine Barretto: 50% Artista and 50% Karatista
Ramon Tulfo: 50% Sumbungan and 50% Bugbugan
Toni Gonzaga: 50% Lady and 50% Gaga
Sharon Cuneta: 50% Singing and 50% Breathing
Kris Aquino: 25% Acting and 75% Screaming
How about you? What’s your mix?
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“No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them”
~ Elie Wiesel
Bayo Ad
Here’s a confession. I wasn’t THAT offended by the alleged racism in the ad. What was more offensive was the grammar. Check this out!
Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“Anong kasalanan ng mga bata? That’s why there’s no hatred in my heart as far as they are concerned but much hatred for their mothers, because they knew and they were aware of what they were doing.” (Via Sunday Inquirer Magazine)
A: Susan Roces
B: Loi Ejercito
C: Lani Mercado
D: Gina Alajar
OFW Day
June 7 is National Migrant Workers’ Day. Mabuhay ang masisipag na Pinoy sa lahat ng panig ng mundo.
Have a great weekend!
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
Notes:
1) The Bayo ad parody featuring the great actor Bernardo Bernardo became viral Wednesday. Kudos to the person who created it!
2) Quotes Quiz Answer: Susan Roces
Pseudo Jinkee looks like a cross between Erich Gonzales and Maggie Q. Mega mag is always trigger happy airbrushing its cover models. Kung ako model hindi ako papayag. Bad advertising. Haha.
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Ang bagal ko kay Leila De Lima!
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Okey lang yan! Di naman kami nagtataka eh!
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Kuya Germs = 50% German 50% Moreno 0% Tulugan
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NICE one!
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epic!
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bagong kasal?
pansin ko first time na hindi na acknowledge ni mister heckler si lynda
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“do’s and don’ts”? Hehehehe
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You’re the best talaga:)) I’m 50% “Oh???” 50% Hahaha!!
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loved it! nakita ko pa lang si Bernardo Bernardo, naka-ngiti na ako. Pagdating kay Frank Drilon, humaharakhak na ako!
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Franklin Drilon and Tupas mixes are funniest. wehehehe.
WTH was with the grammar?
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the Kris Aquino mix is uber funny!!!! hahahahahha
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Unfortunate that this Bayo ad came out on a slow news day 😛
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Dami kong tawa dahil dito. Salamat! 😀
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What racism? It’s the grammar that’s offensive!
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Fair enough, wag na lang nating isali si former Senator Jamby dito. Mas malupit ang mix nya.
Sumakit ang ilong ko sa kakatawa kay Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong. Grabe naman. 10% lang naman ang ilong nya. 40% man, a total of 100% tauhan ni Noynoy!
To summarize: Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo, 10% Ilong, 40% Man
Can I add?
Sen. Ping Lacson: 30% Lawmaker, 30% Lawbreaker, 40% Law evader
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Very creative perspective
Me – 20% champagne, 20% beaujolais, 20% michelin, 20% angst, 20% microsoft
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% criminals
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% rich
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% dont care
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% politicians
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% abroad
Pareto rules. Ok.
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is this how a mensa man computes? for a total of 180%?
since your entry here in this blog libertas, you’ve constantly
been abusing and insulting our country, you’d want to be
declared a persona non grata?
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Firstly not sure where you get 180 from!
Don’t be so defensive or insular
Secondly there is no abuse of the country, simply criticism of elements and aspects within the system which deprives honest people of a better life, greater opportunity and more equality.
Its called free speech and essential in a democracy and critical to progress.
“We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.” – Woodrow Wilson
But am pleased all is well in your ‘world’ where the solution would seem to be censorship of dissenting opinion – bring back the old days!
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?180 – think laterally
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senior,
if the truth hurts, don’t shoot the messenger. now tell me, which of these are not true? kulang pa nga yan eh, eto pa:
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% “maroons”
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% batugans
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% skwaters
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% mahangins
Philippines –etc, etc…
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” Secondly there is no abuse ………………………..more equality ”
and, do you think that by means of your posts here in this blog
you will achieve your noble intentions?
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eddi, on the contrary, it hurts because it is not true, kung katotohanan pa, huwag ng aalma, lunukin na lang
doon pa lang sa “Philippines-80% Poor”, are you and libertas
kidding? are you and libertas blind?
you know eddi, pwede na si libertas palampasin dahil he is not a citizen anyway, pero ikaw, dapat tayong dalawa ang aaway kay libertas hahaha
those that you and libertas have mentioned like ” 20% criminals, …..
20%mahangins” are characteristics of every countries
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libertas: with your statement about the Philippines is really a reflection of your poor mix (“Me – 20% champagne, 20% beaujolais, 20% michelin, 20% angst, 20% microsoft”)….your breed is really trash!
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I know, we all have our crosses to bear, but why condemn all restaurant consultants/investors.
Not everyone wants just fried food and rice.
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Erap – 50% double malt, 50% VSOP
P-noy – 50% mama’s boy, 50% yaya ni Bimby
Vickly Bello – 50% botox, 50% formalin
Jamby – 50% macho, 50% bruha
UP Pep Squad – 100% awesome
UP men’s basketball team – 100% wag na lang
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i thought manny pangilinan – 100% kafatid
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Pnoy – 99% single and 1% hair
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Diretsahang tanong ni Karen Davila kay Midas: Bakla ka ba?
Ang tanong, kaya bang itanong ni Karen kay Pnoy ang parehong tanong?
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hindi naman mangmang si lito, hindi lang marunong mag english, ayon sa kanya mismo
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mister heckler, bakit gaga si toni?
bakit wala ang kalahati nina jules at gloria?
ano ba talaga meaning ng “weh ” ?
etchosera, angal ka? hahaha
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kc c toni po ayaw niya na daw makinig ng songs ni lady gaga
c jules at gloria “kulang sa height” kaya 50% lang
hehe
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ok yun pala yun, kapuso kasi ako
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Toni – from her comments ata on Lady Gaga’s songs
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first time kung nabasa na nag comment si susan tungkol sa mga kabit ni fernando, si mary grace kaya, sino ang ina?
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si Rosemarie Sonora daw na nabuntis ni Macoy
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kap, you must be a senior citizen na dahil nakuha mo answer…
si noynoy nakatulog sa pansitan, hindi ito alam kaya nilagay si
grace sa mtrcb haha naisahan kumbaga
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pahabol
binay – descendant of: 50% Datu Puti + 50% Marikudo (mas matapang dugo ni Marikudo)
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@Jasper: Nice one! Hahahaha
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tangengot ako sa computer, paano ba eto i-share?
share din ako: senado = 13% head 87% pie
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sana di ka na lang nag-share! parang wala rin lang naman eh!
ahahahaha! choke choke choke!
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Annabelle Rama = 50% warfreak 50%loudspeaker
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Kanina pa ako aliw na aliw sa mga ganito. Kakatuwa talaga makibalita sa mga nangyayari sa bansa natin.
Nakita ko yung grammatical error. Di ko sure kung meron pang iba.
“Bayo’s strength has always been IT’S…”
Hehe.. Dapat ITS lang. Walang apostrophe.
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another pahabol
Congressman Erin Tanada – 50% Quezonian + 50% Vilmanian
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sana di ka na lang humabol! ahihihihihi!
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natawa ko kay pichay: 50% human 50% vegatable. hahaha
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yung vegatable mo, 100% nakakatawa! ahahahaha!
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I’m 50% tao and 50% Buhok..
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Toni Gonzaga should also be 50% lady & 50 plus plus plus% GLUTATHIONE!
And
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panalo ang kay MVP: 100% kafatid este kapatid pala.
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Love the de Lima mix! Brilliant! Came from Lima, Peru, that’s why :-))
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Ayyy! ganun pala yun?
Thank you ha?
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Oo nga, super funny talaga ang Bernardo Bernardo mix. Hee hee.
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PNOY = 50% Filipino, 50% Filipina
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me too, because my dad is Filipino and my mom is Filipina. jeeesh.
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Kap Tiagong Akyat: 97% Water, 3% Alcohol
Prof Heckler: 50% Sarcasm 50% Orgasm
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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LMAO on an early saturday morning! well done, PH.
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pasingit lang mister heckler…
si bradley daw ay undefeated but by tomorrow,
siya ay, ANG defeated na…
we must love our own..
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bakit di sinama sina mga male talents ng ABS CBN, 50% Filipino 50% Filipina
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i know, but we all have our crosses to bear.
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wahahaha ang kulit nung 50%human at 50%vegetable. di ko pa rin malimutan yung “itanim sa Senado'” hahahaha.
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Ayyyyyy! Am I missing something here?
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hahaha. ubos na po yung tinda. hehehe
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In fairness etchos, di siya napipikon sayo…di tulad ni senyor. 😉
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hahaha..super duper like po..kakatuwa..
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Jamby Madrigal’s mix FTW!
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