WHAT’S YOUR MIX?

Malacañang: 50% Samar and 50% Balay

President Aquino: 50% Roxas and 50% Binay

Vice President Binay: 50% Erap and 50% Noynoy

Sen. Franklin Drilon: 100% Ramos 100% Erap 100% GMA 100% Noynoy (Overweight)

Cong. Jules Ledesma: 50% Man

Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: 50% Woman


Senate President Enrile: 50% Politics and 50% Paleolithic

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: 50% Lecture and 50% Public Humiliation

Atty. Serafin Cuevas: 50% Explanation and 50% Objection

Sen. Manny Villar: 30% Dagat ng basura 30% Gitna ng kalsada and 40% Weh?

Sec. Leila De Lima: 50% Filipina and 50% Peruvian

Sen. Ralph Recto: 88% Lipeño (Lipa City) and 12% EVATeño


Former Cong. Prospero Pichay: 50% Human and 50% Vegetable

Sec. Ronald Llamas: 50% Political Adviser 25% Shooter and 25% Film Reviewer

Former Senator Jamby Madrigal: (‘Wag na lang ‘to)

Sen. Gringo Honasan: 60% Lawmaker and 40% Coup Plotter

Sen. Koko Pimentel: 100% Single

Cong. Niel Tupas: 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong

Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. 90% Comelec and 10% UP Pep

Sen. Lito Lapid: 50% Kapampangan and 50% Kamangmangan

Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa: 50% Workaholic and 50% Alcoholic

Cong. Manny Pacquiao: 50% Boxer and 50% Preacher

Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: 50% Fat and 50% Air

Atty. Midas Marquez: 50% Korte Suprema and 50% Renato Corona

Former Mayor Lito Atienza: 50% Manilan and 50% Hawaiian

Manny Pangilinan: 100% Kapatid


Jinkee Pacquiao: 50% Filipina and 50% Siyensya

Claudine Barretto: 50% Artista and 50% Karatista

Ramon Tulfo: 50% Sumbungan and 50% Bugbugan

Toni Gonzaga: 50% Lady and 50% Gaga

Sharon Cuneta: 50% Singing and 50% Breathing

Kris Aquino: 25% Acting and 75% Screaming

How about you? What’s your mix?
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“No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them”
~ Elie Wiesel

Bayo Ad
Here’s a confession. I wasn’t THAT offended by the alleged racism in the ad. What was more offensive was the grammar. Check this out!

Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“Anong kasalanan ng mga bata? That’s why there’s no hatred in my heart as far as they are concerned but much hatred for their mothers, because they knew and they were aware of what they were doing.” (Via Sunday Inquirer Magazine)
A: Susan Roces
B: Loi Ejercito
C: Lani Mercado
D: Gina Alajar

OFW Day
June 7 is National Migrant Workers’ Day. Mabuhay ang masisipag na Pinoy sa lahat ng panig ng mundo.

Have a great weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Notes:
1) The Bayo ad parody featuring the great actor Bernardo Bernardo became viral Wednesday. Kudos to the person who created it!
2) Quotes Quiz Answer: Susan Roces

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70 thoughts on “WHAT’S YOUR MIX?”

  1. Fair enough, wag na lang nating isali si former Senator Jamby dito. Mas malupit ang mix nya.

    Sumakit ang ilong ko sa kakatawa kay Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong. Grabe naman. 10% lang naman ang ilong nya. 40% man, a total of 100% tauhan ni Noynoy!

    To summarize: Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo, 10% Ilong, 40% Man

    Can I add?

    Sen. Ping Lacson: 30% Lawmaker, 30% Lawbreaker, 40% Law evader

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  2. Very creative perspective

    Me – 20% champagne, 20% beaujolais, 20% michelin, 20% angst, 20% microsoft

    Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% criminals
    Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% rich
    Philippines – 80% poor, 20% dont care
    Philippines – 80% poor, 20% politicians
    Philippines – 80% poor, 20% abroad

    Pareto rules. Ok.

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      1. Firstly not sure where you get 180 from!
        Don’t be so defensive or insular

        Secondly there is no abuse of the country, simply criticism of elements and aspects within the system which deprives honest people of a better life, greater opportunity and more equality.

        Its called free speech and essential in a democracy and critical to progress.

        “We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.” – Woodrow Wilson

        But am pleased all is well in your ‘world’ where the solution would seem to be censorship of dissenting opinion – bring back the old days!

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      2. senior,

        if the truth hurts, don’t shoot the messenger. now tell me, which of these are not true? kulang pa nga yan eh, eto pa:

        Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% “maroons”
        Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% batugans
        Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% skwaters
        Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% mahangins
        Philippines –etc, etc…

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      3. eddi, on the contrary, it hurts because it is not true, kung katotohanan pa, huwag ng aalma, lunukin na lang

        doon pa lang sa “Philippines-80% Poor”, are you and libertas
        kidding? are you and libertas blind?

        you know eddi, pwede na si libertas palampasin dahil he is not a citizen anyway, pero ikaw, dapat tayong dalawa ang aaway kay libertas hahaha

        those that you and libertas have mentioned like ” 20% criminals, …..
        20%mahangins” are characteristics of every countries

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